Raccoons are not sly foxes are, bit raccoons have the built in robber's mask. Then they should have named him something else, like rocket raccoon.

This raccoon tricked me yesterday into thinking it was a cat. That was pretty sneaky.

I would play the shit out of a Rocket Raccoon game. But then I'd also play a raccoon simulator where all you do is wash food and eat it.

I dunno dude, raccoons are crafty motherfuckers. They also don't give a shit and will rob you blind.

@youngfrey like a dog's life.

Raccoons are notorious thieves.

Foxes don't steal shit.

but raccoons already have the whole thief mask thing going on.

@facysoapman I said that already

Raccoons are mean, they should only be used in murder simulators.

Whatevs , just buy the dang game !

But then what would Carmelita Fox be?

@DarthOrange said:

But then what would Carmelita Fox be?

A Wolf. or whatever Krystal is.

Was anyone else bothered by that Carmelita was twice Slys size in game?

Also that she didn't have pants for one of the cutscenes in Sly 2?

Have you even seen Over the Hedge?

@Nottle said:

Was anyone else bothered by that Carmelita was twice Slys size in game?

It's them foxxy bewbz.

Racoons snuck into my grandparents house through the chimney somehow. Bastards.

Naw.

You, sir, are wrong.

Proof:

Have you ever gone camping? Raccoon's are sneaky mother !@#$ers. They'll steal anything that isn't nailed down. :|

Agreed, raccoons are way harder to yiff to.

I mean what the fuck?

@JZ: And now all I want is a Rocket Raccoon video game.

@Shookems said:

I dunno dude, raccoons are crafty motherfuckers. They also don't give a shit and will rob you blind.

This guy knows what's up.

@Brodehouse: Raccoons are the sexiest animal on the planet. I have no idea what you're talking about. :P

@Brodehouse: Raccoons are the sexiest animal on the planet. I have no idea what you're talking about. :P

They born masked bandits, I see a raccoon on the street, I'm straight blastin' em!

@JZ said:

Raccoons are not sly foxes are, bit raccoons have the built in robber's mask. Then they should have named him something else, like rocket raccoon.

Racoons are notorious thievish rodents in north america.

Foxes are notorious poaching canines in north america.

Hence, Sly and Carmelita.

Would he retain his trademark grey fur?

....Gray Fox!?

Raccoons looks like bandits. Done.

@BisonHero said:

Would he retain his trademark grey fur? ....Gray Fox!?

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