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Awww man. That's some bad luck. The number of times I have done that is truly embarrassing.

I haven't been able to record my runs for a while now. Anyone playing the PSN version of the Daily is in for a crazy seed when they get a PLASMA CANNON!!!!! in 1-2. Finished with $800k and #1 on the leaderboard for at least a little while.

That's fucking amazing. I have never seen that happen.

BTW, you can do some amazing things with the mattock jump move.

Anyway, I blew up in 3-3, primarily because I'm a dummkopf:

Well, I beat Olmec at least. Couldn't go to Hell because my Ankh was wasted at the beginning of the Ice Caves in a weird situation involving a mammoth, a jump pad, and a tiny enclosed space.

Another trip to the Jungle, which I'm starting to hit almost consistently now. Buying the Mattock paid off in the Mines anyway, but again, unforced errors got the best of me.

I had a lot of fun on this daily. I decided to murder the first shopkeeper man because I really wanted to know what was in the mystery box. And then, since shopkeepers were already aggro, I decided to ghost the early vaults. I had a really tough time killing the mines vaultkeeper, it just took REALLY long time. Then I made a mistake trying to take out the jungle vaultkeeper and nearly died (was left with 1 health), which set me up to waste the ankh in a dumb way on 3-1. I finally died to the yeti king in a pretty comical way. Fun times.

Just played the PS3 daily. It's funny, I almost missed the ridiculous crate due to snake pit. After that, it was just a poor run, getting beat on by bats and other stupid shit. Ended immediately after buying the climbing glove in the Black Market, thanks to a fall into a piranha pond.

I beat Olmec for the first time last night, but that didn't stop me from losing today's daily like someone who had never touched the game before in his life.