Heed the call to war my brothers. Those weakling lobsters with their primitive tails and their neon are no match for the might of our LASERORZ!!! Intergalactic Laser Crabs will be the sister guild to Space Neon Lobsters but turned up to 11. For those interested in joining the Klingon side and living the life of a warrior get in touch with me on the forums or in game. Look for Dellingr@Lx31 and remember, it is always a good day to die.
 

Rejoice brothers!!! The house of Laser Crab now has a vent server!!!!! We can host up to 50 fellow crabs or flashy neon lobsters from our sister guild in the federation. If interested contact via PM here and also in game for info regarding fleet membership and vent password.

lol, that's awesome. Hope you get a lot of members, maybe one day finding peace and forming The Intergalactic Crustacean Syndicate.

Psst, I'm a double agent working for both SNL and ISC, but don't tell anyone.

Holy shit I just realized I misspelled the title of the thread. It's Intergalactic Laser Crabs!!!! ..... not intergalactic space crabs. UGGH

We will simply hit your weak spot for massive damage.

" lol, that's awesome. Hope you get a lot of members, maybe one day finding peace and forming The Intergalactic Crustacean Syndicate. "

" Holy shit I just realized I misspelled the title of the thread. It's Intergalactic Laser Crabs!!!! ..... not intergalactic space crabs. UGGH "

" We will simply hit your weak spot for massive damage. "

Our plan is simple.

Total universe domination.

" @Buzzkill: Dude that crab lady is... really freaking me out :P "

" @Evilsbane said:

" @Buzzkill: Dude that crab lady is... really freaking me out :P "

You would think she's afraid of butter... but she loves it smeared all over her. "

" @Buzzkill said:

" @Evilsbane said:

" @Buzzkill: Dude that crab lady is... really freaking me out :P "

You would think she's afraid of butter... but she loves it smeared all over her. "

You know, your really killing my idea of boning my way across the galaxy. "

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I'm kind of disturbed by the crab lady picture, genuinely sitting here asking myself how you find that sort of thing? What disturbing circles on the internet do you mingle in?
 
Still it is good to see the Giant Bomb community banding together, if under different banners, waging intergalactic war and staying in tune with their crustacean side of life.

I agree that space flurencent crabs would have been a better name, but I love what you're doin'. If I had any interest in startreck at all I'd join ya.

GAHHHH!!!!!!! EVIL SPACE CATS. The Intergalactic Laser Crabs shall defeat you even if we have to join forces with our weakling brethern the Neon Lobsters. Space cats are the true borg.... they win you over with their cuteness and you become one of them.

....Not like this.

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Then we will steal your women and breed with them to create hybrids.
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

As always, I continue to be bewildered by the enigma that is the Internet.

BEHOLD MY FELLOW CRABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Buzz_clik in his infinite awsomesauce has generously lended his support to the Intergalactic Laser Crab cause. I now proudly present to you our fleet logo!!

" @Buzzkill: Is that supposed to be a crab? It looks like a squid. "

Oh, this means war you dirty crabs, I'm going to get together a task force of Bioluminescent Space Shrimp to deal with you rebellious scum!
 
That crab lady picture made me spit tea on my nice new keyboard.

" Oh, this means war you dirty crabs, I'm going to get together a task force of Bioluminescent Space Shrimp to deal with you rebellious scum!  That crab lady picture made me spit tea on my nice new keyboard. "

Blargh@Axxxel is now a proud member of the most evil fleet in STO. Thanks to @Buzzkill for showing me around Klingon territory. Even though certain aspects need a lot of improvement, I've enjoyed the few hours I spent there. If you create your Klingon character, don't forget to pm Buzzkill (Dellingr@Lx31 or Trisian@Lx31) for an invite to IGLC. I'll also be happy to invite you; just contact me whenever I'm online: /tell Axel@Axxxel or /tell Blargh@Axxxel. 

Want to know why the Intergalactic Laser Crabs are so much better in Pvp than the space shrimp? Lots of practice. Bwhahaha!!! 
 

how are the crabs doing?

" Want to know why the Intergalactic Laser Crabs are so much better in Pvp than the space shrimp? Lots of practice. Bwhahaha!!! 
 

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