Who wants a free retail game code?!

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#1 Posted by Bwast (1376 posts) -

That's right, children, I have in my possession a retail game code. Calm yourselves. I am willing to part with it as I have been overcome with the joys of the season(winter). All you have to do get a hold of this one-of-a-kind item is this: You must find me the Jade Monkey before the next full moon. If you think you'll be unable to do such simple task I guess you could just post in the thread and I will pick a winner in 15 minutes. May the Force b- nevermind.

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#2 Edited by CL60 (17117 posts) -

The jade monkey was in the glove compartment, it was beside the road maps and ice scraper.

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#3 Edited by benjaebe (2871 posts) -

It was in Milwaukee, wasn't it?

Obviously this is the best answer though.

@CL60 said:

The jade monkey was in the glove compartment, it was beside the road maps and ice scraper.

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#4 Edited by Blommer4 (286 posts) -

I... I... I just don't know!

Maybe Norway, he might be eating butter or something.

But seriously, what @CL60 said.

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#5 Posted by cjmhockey (245 posts) -

Where would I even start looking for the Jade Monkey?

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#6 Posted by emergency (1206 posts) -

Jade Monky IS here. The Force is with him.

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#7 Posted by ChrisOVC (174 posts) -
How about 2 jade monkeys
How about 2 jade monkeys
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#8 Posted by Jimmi (184 posts) -

I could show you my jade monkey...

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#9 Edited by The_Laughing_Man (13807 posts) -
@Bwast said:

That's right, children, I have in my possession a retail game code. Calm yourselves. I am willing to part with it as I have been overcome with the joys of the season(winter). All you have to do get a hold of this one-of-a-kind item is this: You must find me the Jade Monkey before the next full moon. If you think you'll be unable to do such simple task I guess you could just post in the thread and I will pick a winner in 15 minutes. May the Force b- nevermind.

Ill take a chance. I wont be able to afford any new games for a bit. But 15 dollars a month could be found so I could play! I WANNA WIN 
 
P.S 
 
The only logical answer is YOU are the jade monkey. 
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#10 Posted by Rattle618 (1505 posts) -

I actually found the monkey, it is in the mail. You can start sending me that code anytime.

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#11 Posted by brodywb (206 posts) -

I don't know about the monkey, but I would like a free code.

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#12 Posted by whistlebottom (196 posts) -

Remember that cat fur you got earlier? Combine that with the syrup and apply it to your face, creating a mustache. Now use your new disguise to get onto LeChuck's ship. Another cat will show up chasing a mouse. Quickly stop the cat- the mouse will help you later. You will get caught on the ship. Mouse will bring you the Jade Monkey. Combine mustache with Jade Monkey. Watch ending cutscene.

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#13 Posted by ajamafalous (13411 posts) -

I would be forever grateful, since all my roommates are already playing it :(.

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#14 Posted by TooWalrus (13391 posts) -

I visited the hidden temple, and all I found was the shrine of the silver monkey- bummer.

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#15 Posted by Scarlet_Rogue (542 posts) -

The Jade Monkey is in your mind. You can find it if you search your feelings.

You know this to be true.

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#16 Posted by Encephalon (1703 posts) -

No idea what a jade monkey is, but I'd be into trying out TOR.

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#17 Posted by tovan (656 posts) -

I know you already have a few, but I found another.

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#18 Posted by jjnen (680 posts) -

I just came to home. Jade monkeys everywhere.

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#19 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5098 posts) -

@TooWalrus said:

I visited the hidden temple, and all I found was the shrine of the silver monkey- bummer.

This is what I thought of as well.

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#20 Posted by FoolishChaos (493 posts) -

Have you checked under the couch cushions?

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#21 Posted by Bwast (1376 posts) -

And time's up. I will count the posts and do a random selection. The winner will be PM'd the code.

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#22 Posted by CL60 (17117 posts) -

@Bwast: I don't want the code by the way, I'm getting a boxed copy.

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#23 Posted by Bwast (1376 posts) -

@Rattle618 said:

I actually found the monkey, it is in the mail. You can start sending me that code anytime.

A winner is you!

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#24 Posted by TooWalrus (13391 posts) -

Awe. Oh well. Back to Borderlands.

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#25 Posted by Chemin (656 posts) -

And I was just about to make a random funny statement about something random, concerning a monkey, to enter the contest. Shucks! Ah well, congratulations to the winner, and thank you Bwast for giving away something worthwhile to folks! I salute you.

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#26 Posted by whistlebottom (196 posts) -

@Bwast: Shucks. Thanks for the opportunity though.

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#27 Posted by jozzy (2053 posts) -

Someone broke into my house and replaced my jade monkeys with plastic elephants :(

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#28 Posted by ajamafalous (13411 posts) -

Damnit.

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#29 Posted by Jimmi (184 posts) -

Too bad... Enjoy!

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#30 Posted by Rattle618 (1505 posts) -
@Bwast said:

@Rattle618 said:

I actually found the monkey, it is in the mail. You can start sending me that code anytime.

A winner is you!

Holy mother of fuck, I did not expect this at all. Thank you so much!
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#31 Posted by ajamafalous (13411 posts) -
@Rattle618 said:
@Bwast said:

@Rattle618 said:

I actually found the monkey, it is in the mail. You can start sending me that code anytime.

A winner is you!

Holy mother of fuck, I did not expect this at all. Thank you so much!
The most infuriating part is that when I opened and replied to the thread, the last post that had been made was the post before yours.
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#32 Posted by babblinmule (1280 posts) -

Damnit I knew I shouldn't have gone to the pub tonight! And I had a real humdinger about the Jade Monkey, an elephant and a talking grapefruit named Paul, all ready to go too!
 
Enjoy it Rattle!

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#33 Posted by Jeffsekai (7159 posts) -

dammit

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