This cover art...

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That's a dick, right? I mean, it's a dick.

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The way the light is angled totally makes the tip look like a tip.

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One for the page!

...Maybe.

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#4  Edited By audioBusting

It's a sausage. I mean, all sausages look like dicks.

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Raw sausage. I cooked 3 before work today. Burned countless others.

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#6 alex  Staff

Do sausages look like dicks? Or do dicks look like sausages? Makes you think.

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That's a man, baby!

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#8  Edited By Kevin_Cogneto

I agree, that Comic Sans font is inappropriate and offensive.

Wait, what? Oh right, the dick, no that's fine.

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Totes a dick

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Should it be forgiven for using Comic Sans? The cover art doesn't have the same impact as a terrible politician eating one.

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Jonathan Blow tweets about this game all the time and I have no idea what it is. When's the QL.

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#12  Edited By Busto1299

Yeah… that's definitely a dick.

Also, what the hell is this game?

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#13 chaser324  Moderator

This looks like an interesting game (from the developer of English Country Tune), and the initial reception is pretty glowing. That box art is definitely not doing it any favors though in terms of making it seem worth the price of entry.

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Should it be forgiven for using Comic Sans? The cover art doesn't have the same impact as a terrible politician eating one.

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Is that like his body guard stood next to him like "ahh fuck it I'll get in on the photo action".

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#15  Edited By ProfessorEss

@alex: Sounds like someone's been reading fake MJ's Twiiter?

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It's very clean for a sausage. Usually they're a lot more mottled, right?

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@itwongo: mottled sausage? You'd better look into that.....

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Things that looks like dicks? There's a Tumblr for that...

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@mrcraggle: Surprisingly there's no thingsthatlooklikedicks.tumblr.com

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Sometimes a sausage is just a sausage.

...now I have to go to Veselka and get some bombass sausages. Sausages.

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If it's a dick then it's detached and monolith.

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I can tell you for a fact that my dick does not look like that.

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The sausage on the cover is way longer than in-game ones.

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The final cover art has neither sausages nor comic sans. I feel so disappointed...

(The game is great, though.)

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Perfect opportunity to dust off this old chestnut!

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yes, all cylindrical objects are penises

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this game is good

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It's very good, though it certainly makes me feel like a dummy. Increpare games tend to do that to me.

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