Two girls call up my house acting silly and are cruising down Gratiot, and invite me to just chill (I assume cruise down Gratiot some more). I'm like nah in 20 minutes I have to go to the store, I'll hit you up when I get back. But really what was I doing...I was watching a live stream for Devastation, in other words Street Fighter IV matches. What the hell is wrong with me?!
To make matters worse, the stream ended soon after, so I feel like a dope. I couldn't even tell them what I was actually doing. What would they have said if I was like NOPE BITCHES CAN'T, WATCHING STREET FIGHTER.
Street Fighter IV
Game » consists of 9 releases. Released Jul 18, 2008
After nearly a decade in hiatus, Capcom's signature mainline fighting game series resurfaces with its fourth main installment, combining the traditional 2D gameplay with modern fully-3D graphics.
I'm not gay, I just like Street Fighter.
Two girls call up my house acting silly and are cruising down Gratiot, and invite me to just chill (I assume cruise down Gratiot some more). I'm like nah in 20 minutes I have to go to the store, I'll hit you up when I get back. But really what was I doing...I was watching a live stream for Devastation, in other words Street Fighter IV matches. What the hell is wrong with me?!
To make matters worse, the stream ended soon after, so I feel like a dope. I couldn't even tell them what I was actually doing. What would they have said if I was like NOPE BITCHES CAN'T, WATCHING STREET FIGHTER.
Guys chilling= On a couch playing some mulitplayer having some beers laughing having a good time.
Girls chilling= On the couch....doing nothing but being on the couch talking about shit they COULD be doing and how bored they are...but don't do anything about it.May involve backround music.
No Ultima. Girl over games man. You shoulda called them and been like change of plans, and then dashed over.
Not to cross the line here, but I felt the game's intro and main menu music was a bit too gay for me. It totally didn't fit the kind of Street Fighter I grew up with. Anyway, the manly thing to do would have been to invite them over and show them your mad skills with that stud Zangief.
" Not to cross the line here, but I felt the game's intro and main menu music was a bit too gay for me. It totally didn't fit the kind of Street Fighter I grew up with. Anyway, the manly thing to do would have been to invite them over and show them your mad skills with that stud Zangief. ""I'm been waiting for this moment all my life. It's my destiny!"
" Guys chilling= On a couch playing some mulitplayer having some beers laughing having a good time.Girls chilling= On the couch....doing nothing but being on the couch talking about shit they COULD be doing and how bored they are...but don't do anything about it.May involve backround music. "Quite sexist for you to say such things. Not all females are like that.
To be honest they play Street Fighter to begin with, I probably could have invited them over so I could whoop their ass. Damn. I mean in Street Fighter. These are not average girls, I don't hang with those other kinds. But yeah I get the gay thing all the time so I've expected as much from a community like Giantbomb. (jkjkjk lol)
Stupid, but not gay, Unless... the real reason you were watching the matches was because you were transfixed by The 'Gief's muscular body glistening in sweat as he sticks his opponent between his legs and........ I wrote more but I decided to delete it and stop there. For the good of the Giant Bomb community.
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@Ossi: lol
Nah you're not Gay bro, just really really obsessed with Street Fighter. The broads are a must brother!
They probably would've said, "Oh, we can play." You would've pointed out that they're not gamers, and they would've replied with, "We're totally gamers. We'll even bring our own controllers so we can all play at the same time!"
You just have to let it out and admit you have a problem. Something like "Hi my name is Mike better known as lordoflultima and I am a SFIVaholic!" :P
Nothing gay about that in my opinion, if you said something like having to go somewhere to meet a male accquaintance, that would be more gay-like. Nothing wrong with being gay or bisexual in my opinion anyway.
I don't see the what the big deal is.
It's not like the girls were like, "HEY, wanna come have sex with both of us right now?!" and loltima was like, "NO, I HAVE TO WATCH STREE... I MEAN RUN TO THE STORE".
If that was the case, THEN he could be gay. It wasn't, so therefore I say he ain't.
games over bitches? I think ya need rehab bro, jk Ive done the same thing before too your not the only straight guy to do it
Watching some hot SF4 action (Justin Wong FTW) > Women
Im watching the stream too and its pretty enjoyable.
"Whenever I'm playing while my friend is online, he sends me a message titled "Lol GAYfighter" and inside the message itself says "Haha I made you lose your match." I did lose the match :("Apologies for your misfortune, but that is hilarious.
"@Sabata: Don't forget, turning down girls to go play SFIV as Zangief against Zangief is definitely gay."
That's why I play Vega. Then the only one I'm attracted to is myself.
I wouldn't think you were gay, just slightly odd. Are you ashamed of your obsession with SF? Because you should have asked the girls to a game.
" I wouldn't think you were gay, just slightly odd. Are you ashamed of your obsession with SF? Because you should have asked the girls to a game. "But you know...this will probably work out for him in the end. Some girls tend to love it when guys are unavailable. Evil creatures, I tell you. Err...not all of em.
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