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    Stroker

    Game » consists of 1 releases. Released Jul 12, 1983

    Stroker is a masturbation/handjob simulator for the Commodore 64 by Magic Carpet Software.

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    #1  Edited By hazzard4123

    Did anyone ever play this game? the page is empty, I want to know more

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    #2  Edited By LiquidPrince

    What...?

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    #3  Edited By HelixSnake

    This is ridiculous; I love seeing my hand.

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    #4  Edited By Endogene

    Found a screen of the game, it's in the game's gallery. The game is themed "adult" so don't say i did not warn you.

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    #5  Edited By HandsomeDead

    At least other adult games have slightly subtle or erotic sounding titles but this just sounds like an episode of Special Victims Unit.

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    #6  Edited By Endogene

    I have no idea what i have just played... was i the hand, was i the penis? Why is this black woman watching? Was it her hand? i think i was the hand.... Anyway Giantbomb.com most complete resource on stroker for the commondore 64.

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    #7  Edited By Optiow

    I have never heard of it unitl now.

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    #8  Edited By LordAndrew

    The screenshots really help. :)

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    #9  Edited By Endogene

    Its a shame that we cant upload music because that was some stunning stuff.

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    #10  Edited By lvl10Wizard

    You need a joystick to play this game.

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    #11  Edited By clarke0

    Why does this game even exist? This isn't something you need a simulation for.... if you catch my drift.

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    #12  Edited By MasturbatingBear

    I always assumed it was something dirty. Going back to the old hotspot days I can remember at least 1 podcast every year in which Jeff mentioned this game. It sounded dirty but no one ever explained what it was.

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    #13  Edited By Rayfield

    I'm embarrased to know this game. It floated around in the mid-80s and was one of those 'ooh, naughty' games kids loved to hide from their parents.

    Basically, it was a single screen with a massive cock with a hand wrapped around it. You moved the joystick up and down to...well you can probably guess the rest. Success in the game was reached when you saw small white pixels burst forth from the cock.

    That was it. That was the whole game.

    Don't expect a XBLA remake anytime soon.

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    #14  Edited By LiquidPrince
    Rayfield said:
    "I'm embarrased to know this game. It floated around in the mid-80s and was one of those 'ooh, naughty' games kids loved to hide from their parents.

    Basically, it was a single screen with a massive cock with a hand wrapped around it. You moved the joystick up and down to...well you can probably guess the rest. Success in the game was reached when you saw small white pixels burst forth from the cock.

    That was it. That was the whole game.

    Don't expect a XBLA remake anytime soon."

    Hehehe...

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    #15  Edited By dsplayer1010

    I still can't believe this exists

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    #16  Edited By toowalrus

    Hehe... peter meter.

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    #17  Edited By dichemstys

    YES! This game was referenced on the bombcast on 4-20-10! 
     
    Love references to this game.

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    #18  Edited By AlphaCentauri
    @LordAndrew said:
    " The screenshots really help. :) "
    This x1000
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    #19  Edited By dichemstys

    I just noticed the Peter Meter. Jesus Christ.

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    #20  Edited By CL60

    I want a next gen version on the PS3 called "Stroker 3D."

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    #21  Edited By Afroman269

    out of all the threads to necromance.....

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    #22  Edited By dichemstys
    @CL60 said:
    I want a next gen version on the PS3 called "Stroker 3D."
    Stroker: Reloaded. :)
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    #23  Edited By wmoyer83

    Wow, my mind is full of fuck

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    #24  Edited By meshello76

    How do you play this game without the commendor 64? It looks fun just to laugh at!

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    #25  Edited By breadfan
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    #26  Edited By jking47

    I think this thread needs to be revived regularly just so people can learn about this masterpiece of a game.

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    #27  Edited By eroticfishcake

    For a second I thought this was about Bram Stoker...well...

    IT IS NOW!
    IT IS NOW!
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    #28  Edited By DeF

    oh........ stroker ....... now I get it.....

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    #29  Edited By HerbieBug

    Wow.  :D

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    #30  Edited By dichemstys

    @jking47 said:

    I think this thread needs to be revived regularly just so people can learn about this masterpiece of a game.

    More like masturpiece, am I right?

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    #31  Edited By Justin258

    I had already been linked to this game a long time ago, but I still did not notice the "peter meter". That's hilarious.

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    #32  Edited By Rainbowkisses

    I need to play this game just to learn how accurate this simulation is. I am quite the connoisseur of this particular field.

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    #33  Edited By Milkman

    Why does that man have a blue penis?

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    #34  Edited By BeachThunder

    So, if and when they decide to do a C64 livestream, they're going to play Stroker, right?

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