1.Poop are Brownie's.
 
Thats a good start! Bring it on!!

2. I can cut my thumb with my nail from pressing down on the D-pad too hard.

3.  Never trust a fetus in a Doctor suit.

4. Meat is to be rubbed up and down walls and jumped through the air, not eaten.

5. Always be running

6. I am never going to beat that game.

7. Spikes are not your friends.

8. ALLWAYS- BE- RUNNING.

9. Magnet can repel meat.

10. I'm a masochist.

11. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

meat explodes when it comes into contact with salt

13. Amazing 2D platformer games go for just $10 these days.  Pretty good deal.

14.  Those that unlock The Kid are godlike.

15. apparently, some woodland creature knows medical techniques to reverse decapitation.

16. You don't truly overcome an obstacle until you conquer it within an inconsistently demanding time requirement

17. You can prolong the onset of 'platformer's thumb' by right trigger running

18. Everyone Meat Boy encounters has terrible things happen to them.

19. Meat Boy is a cold blooded smotherer.

20.If you get Bandages you unlock characters

 
MOAAAAAAAAAAAR

21. If you go off screen you're dead.

22.  Meat dies when it comes in contact with blood, or other meat for that matter

23. ALWAYS BE RUNNING!!!

24: The X button on my xbox controller can and will get jammed down if i hold it in for too long

25. Even while on the verge of death, it is imperative to flip off your enemies.

26. If there's blood on the wall, Meat Boy has already finished the level. Before you. With A+. Loser.

27 having your game not save is the most frustrating thing ever.

28. Being a boy made of meat gives you the ability to respawn the exact second your face plows into that furiously spinning blade.

30. PETA can't change anything.   http://twitter.com/SuperMeatBoy/status/10140239737659392

Some levels are not meant to be cleared on your first try

31. YA! SHIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn.

32.  I miss the kind of games I grew up with more than I thought!

That I have a minor fetish for pain, and frustration

Tofu makes you weak and annoying.

36. Meat Boy loves Bandage Girl. 
37. Bandage girl loves Meat Boy. 
38. Nobody loves Dr. Fetus.

39. Meat Boy is vulnerable to salty hate.

40. You don't have to touch the pointy end of the spike to die.

41. FUCK SALT

42. You can hit Meat Boy's head to a spinning blade forever just to realize that with an another character the level is a piece of cake.

43. Dead Meat Boys hold a grudge against living Meat Boys.

44.some developers dont feel the need to screw day one buyers or charge a ton for DLC

45. Sliced up meat can be cute.

46. you can stop on a dime if you stop moving, but if you want to change direction you have to slide an annoying amount that gets you killed regularly.

46. I hate everyone and everything now

47. I'm not nearly as terrible at video games as I thought I was... but I'll still never beat this game.