That 'look at all this cool stuff we achieved, thank you' ending was oddly sweet.

Also I should really get around to playing Bayonetta.

Bayonetta looks so sick.

Another Fire Emblem character...

2013:

2015:

I'm totally alright with there being 6 Fire Emblem characters in Smash Bros, but of course I'd say that. Bayonetta is also an inspired choice.

It was funny seeing twitch chat cry OP at Bayonetta's moves. Which she probably is! She seems ridiculously mobile. I'm glad I don't play competitively, she looks fun as hell, can't wait.

Was hoping for more Splatoon representation but at least that will be a big draw for the next Smash game.

FLY ME TO THE MOOOOOOOOON!

I am so happy right now. You guys have no idea.

a little Thing for you

@justicejanitor: I still can't believe she's actually in. Holy shit, is all I can say.

Goddamnit Nintendo. You know I'm going to need to buy that Ryu Amiibo..... AND I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING BUY ANY AMIIBOS!

She has styyyyyyyyyyyyyle. And wheels and deals in gigatons. How can that not be fun?!

oh and the music is rad. I'm especially happy to see that the After Burner remix made it into the game!

edit: @hippie_genocide yeah me too man. I was planning on not getting any amiibo, but dude. I can't handle the Sheng Long

I have no problem with this because I am an adult. But it's an odd choice given that it's a kid friendly game.

Awww, but I didn't want to buy a WiiU. :(

No Goku no sale

Bayonetta is awesome and I think it's cool that she is getting added into the game. Maybe this will increase her exposure and get some more Bayonetta 2 copies moved on the Wii U.

For me personally, I was done with Smash 4 a couple of days after I got it and I have no desire to pick it back up. If I want to play as Bayonetta I'll play Bayonetta. But I hope Smash fans are hyped.

Alright, that last part was a little uncalled for, but my point still stands that trolls generally don't care about thinking about anything other than trolling someone, so it's likely someone will write me up for what I said. However, I did not say this to insult internet users in general. The insult was meant for the next person who would troll me, and a lot worse than that D&D comment, so I took the initiative to troll trolling in general. I apologize for any unintentional offense, but I figured I should let any anger out of my system before the reason I was angry was officially going to happen, and that reason was a trollish post that would really piss me off.

Anyway, think what you want about Bayonetta. But I was at least hoping someone would have something other than ignoring the childlike aspects of Nintendo and the highly rated R/M aspects of Bayonetta.

If you guys wanted to borrow my Satanic Sluts DVDs, all you had to do was ask.

Adding Corrin is a real classic Smash move, given that when Marth was added there was similarly no chance that non-Japanese would be familiar with the character (yet).

Speaking of which, man, the balls it must've taken to think "Yeah, let's include Lucas in Smash Bros. Brawl, even though we have no intention of releasing Mother 3 in any territory outside of Japan."

@bisonhero said:

I really liked how Melee felt like this weird encyclopaedia of Nintendo history and franchises for that exact reason. Especially all the weird trophies from games I hadn't seen before. I had no idea who the Ice Climbers were! That was a NES game!

I can't believe they're adding another Anime Pretty Boy, let alone another Fire Emblem Character. Fire Emblem now has more reps than Zelda does, it's absurd. Sakurai's just letting everyone know one last time "I don't give a single fuck what you want."

Bayonetta's a really solid choice though, in fact she's one of the characters I hoped for unlockable characters on release. But man, couldn't you have cut the Anime Pretty Boy and done two fan choices? Also there's still only one fighter who was created outside of Japan.

There seems to be a misunderstanding of Satanism here...

EDIT: Seems like all of the posts that had anything to do with this comment were deleted, so I'm going to leave this in here completely out of context.

@themasterds: Which one was created outside of Japan?

@teaoverlord: Diddy Kong.

@dprotp: Not that it's a contest but it kind of destroys Tetsuya Nomura's ;p

@boozak: The Nomura one is actually better than I might have expected, but two Clouds brings it down several notches.

So does anyone know if the music that plays in the direct when they show geno and the chocobo is in the game? The forest maze song from SMRPG is so good, but I have the suspicion its just to hype Geno in the direct.

@hassun: I love the consistency here.

Also are the Smash Idiots a band yet?

Looks like I'm buying Smash.

I was going to say that this would be every thirteen year'old's favorite character but then I realized this is 2015. The worst/best thing that will happen is that he'll briefly get into hentai and put away his normal rape porn.

Damn them, I spent hours trying to shock Samus at just the right moment and pause it so she would be naked.