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    The Comedian

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    The Comedian, secretly Edward Morgan Blake, is one of the original Minutemen from Watchmen, and his murder is the catalyst for the events of the graphic novel.

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    The Comedian last edited by captainofthestars on 12/25/21 07:48AM View full history

    Like Dr. Manhattan and Silk Spectre, the Comedian is not a playable character in Watchmen: The End is Nigh but he appears in the final cutscene of the game.

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    Quotes from the Graphic Novel

    • Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
    • Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Pregnant woman. Gunned her down. Bang. And y'know what? You watched me. You coulda changed the gun into steam or the bullets into mercury or the bottle into snowflakes! You coulda teleported either of us to goddamn Australia...but you didn't lift a finger! You don't really give a damn about human beings. I've watched you. You never cared about whatsername, Janey Slater, even before you ditched her. Soon you won't be interested in Sally Jupiter's little girl, either. You're driftin' outta touch, Doc. You're turnin' into a flake. God help us all.
    • You people are a joke. You hear Moloch's back in town, you think "Oh, boy! Let's gang up and bust him!" You think that matters? You think that solves anything?
    • It don't matter squat because inside thirty years the nukes are gonna be flyin' like maybugs...and then Ozzy here is gonna be the smartest man on the cinder. Now, pardon me, but I got an appointment. See you in the funny papers.

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