Hypothermia isn't a thing.

100. Skyrim is fun

270(?). Breezehome glitches, and then you lose all your stuff :(

@makari: F- Yeah.

271. Kahjit rugs are rare and everyone seems to want one.

272. just because your armor makes your health 600+ you are NOT able to jump off the throat of the world

273 Don't kill the talking dog. It will fuck up your Oblivion Walker trophy\achievement

274) No matter how many dragons you kill, picking flowers can still get you arrested

Stepping on bones hurts like hell!

@living4theday258 said:

272. just because your armor makes your health 600+ you are NOT able to jump off the throat of the world

275) Using "Become Ethereal" shout before you jump does however.

276) Soul's are kinda a big deal.

276) Slaying Dragons is far easier than hunting Trolls 

276: Vampires can be very VERY dangerous. Especially if they are old.

277: Spiders on fire are much more powerful than regular spiders.

278: If you hide in a cave for too long, playing with yourself you turn evil and go blind.

279:

If doesn't matter how much damage protection your armor gives you. A wizard with some electricity can still destroy you in six seconds.

280.

As Dovahkiin, you can take 37 arrows to the face. However, a guard is incapacitated by a single arrow to the knee.

281:

Enchant clothes, boots, jewelry, gloves, and hats with fortify smithing if possible then make armors and improve them while drinking blacksmith's elixir.

282: Sometimes dragons simply don't want to disintegrate and give up their souls.

283: Everyone gets cocky right before getting dead.

21) I have learned if magic was real, I would rule the world.

285: It may take you just a few weeks to master the ancient dragon language, but you're always going to stumble over your words when talking to that cute girl from Whiterun.

286. guards seem to be very impressed of curved swords...instead of their un-enchanted swords dull old blade can barely cutt butter

287. the empire guards become a bunch of pussies after the oblivion crisis

288. don't accept any yields !

289. dovahkiin wish he could slaughter that girl in whiterun who think that he's her servent !

290. stormcloaks are the true sons and daughters of skyrim

291. Stealing goats and selling them to giants while wasted is hilarious

292. Jarls are jerks...

293. As Dragonborn, you are the biggest badass in Skyrim. You can slay dragons, mammoths, giants and trolls but good luck swinging your sword underwater.