Why does Zelda always have to save the princess?

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#1  Edited By RsistncE

This is getting tedious and I would just like to stop saving her.

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#2  Edited By Hailinel

Obvious troll is obvious.

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#3  Edited By ESREVER

You're going to get a lot of flak for calling Link, Zelda. 
 
At least the LoZ series has a more substantial story than the Mario games.

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#4  Edited By GregariousGreg

Zelda never saves herself

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#5  Edited By FrankWeidner

Yeah, that Zelda should really stop having to save Zelda.

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#6  Edited By slax

Ha because the princess is in another castle...

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#7  Edited By SethPhotopoulos

Aren't threads like this annoying as Hell?

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#8  Edited By LiquidPrince

Link.

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#9  Edited By Dolphin_Butter

This thread is million bucks.

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#10  Edited By Romination

ITT: People who don't go to 4chan. 
 
(seriously, every 8 minutes one of these pops up, only the pictures in that thread are usually sexier)

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#11  Edited By No0b0rAmA

Isn't Zelda the princess? And the link guy is the guy in the green hat or something.

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#12  Edited By blazerx9x

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#13  Edited By wolf_blitzer85

So that's nice.
 
Play some more video games and maybe someday you'll find out.

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#14  Edited By Ryax

failest troll, biggest dumbest asshead

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#15  Edited By RsistncE

I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm talking about that Zelda guy with the green hat and shirt.

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#16  Edited By GregariousGreg
@RsistncE said:
" I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm talking about that Zelda guy with the green hat and shirt. "
Lies, all lies
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#17  Edited By ArchScabby

Because he doesn't want his dad to find out!
 

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#18  Edited By Hailinel
@RsistncE said:
" I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm talking about that Zelda guy with the green hat and shirt. "
I don't know what you're talking about, either.
 

 Does this look like a guy to you?
 Does this look like a guy to you?
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#19  Edited By trophyhunter
@Hailinel said:
" @RsistncE said:
" I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm talking about that Zelda guy with the green hat and shirt. "
I don't know what you're talking about, either.
 

 Does this look like a guy to you?
 Does this look like a guy to you?
"
I'll take some of that
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#21  Edited By FluxWaveZ
@Hailinel said:
" @RsistncE said:
" I don't know what you guys are talking about, I'm talking about that Zelda guy with the green hat and shirt. "
I don't know what you're talking about, either.
 

 Does this look like a guy to you?
 Does this look like a guy to you?
"
Oh god.  Should have known that something like this existed, but I'm still surprised to see it.
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#22  Edited By gakon

I approve of these posts for their ability to attract confused onlookers. 
 
"Link is the one that saves Zelda, not Zelda..." 
"Dude, if you turn 360 degrees you're facing the same way." 
"Wait, you were talking about your wife cheating on you and then you asked about your motorcycle's tail pipe?"

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#23  Edited By landon

does metroid have a gun for a hand or does he use a gun on his hand?

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#24  Edited By Cegoraph

  

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#25  Edited By BraveToaster
@Ryax said:
" failest troll, biggest dumbest asshead "
Indeed.
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#26  Edited By Hailinel
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#27  Edited By JJWeatherman
@LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed
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#28  Edited By RsistncE

Link?? That doesn't make sense, the game is called Legend of Zelda? Legend of Link? I'm confused.

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#29  Edited By Scooper

hhahahahahahaha

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#30  Edited By tsolless

If I wanted to go to /v/ then I would go to /v/.

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#31  Edited By Levio

What, no Majora's Mask love?  Come on, what is cooler than saving the world from the moon falling on it.
 
Though I guess technically you were saving Zelda there, but not on purpose!

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#32  Edited By BeachThunder
@JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images?
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#33  Edited By ajamafalous
@Romination said:
" ITT: People who don't go to 4chan.  (seriously, every 8 minutes one of these pops up, only the pictures in that thread are usually sexier) "
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#34  Edited By Coombs

If zelda didn't save the princess that would be like metroid not having his gun arm

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#35  Edited By Hailinel
@BeachThunder said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images? "
Official art is never as curvy as fanart.
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#36  Edited By RsistncE
@Hailinel said:
" @BeachThunder said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images? "
Official art is never as curvy as fanart. "
Which reminds me: has anyone looked at the picture of that Sara chick from Comic Vine at the bottom of the page for it's weekly news? TITTIES
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#37  Edited By RsistncE

So I still haven't gotten a straight answer as to why Zelda doesn't just let the princess die, it would be so much easier.

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#38  Edited By bonbolapti

Why does Ganon always Giant boar?

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#39  Edited By CaptainObvious

FREEZE TURKEYS! He's talking about Zelda, not Link. Link has his own game: 
 

Can you dig it? 
Can you dig it? 
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#40  Edited By ThePickle

Yeah, and Peach should stop saving the princess. 

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#41  Edited By RsistncE
@HandsomeDevil: Why do people keep saying this? Peach is a girl, Zelda is a guy?
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#42  Edited By Kjellm87

If you mean you're tired of Link saving Zelda I kinda agree, Zelda joining you in Spirit Tracks was refreshing.
In Mario games however I don't mind, "Mario saves the princess forever"

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#43  Edited By thedj93

I love you mr. troll 

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#44  Edited By Hailinel
@RsistncE said:
" @Hailinel said:
" @BeachThunder said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images? "
Official art is never as curvy as fanart. "
Which reminds me: has anyone looked at the picture of that Sara chick from Comic Vine at the bottom of the page for it's weekly news? TITTIES "
Jesus Christ, what are you?  Fourteen?
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#45  Edited By ThePickle
@RsistncE said:
" @HandsomeDevil: Why do people keep saying this? Peach is a girl, Zelda is a guy? "
No. Zelda is the princess. 

Hawt bro. 
Hawt bro. 
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#46  Edited By RsistncE
@HandsomeDevil said:
" @RsistncE said:
" @HandsomeDevil: Why do people keep saying this? Peach is a girl, Zelda is a guy? "
No. Zelda is the princess. 

Hawt bro. 
Hawt bro. 
"

 WHAAA!?!?
 WHAAA!?!?
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#47  Edited By RsistncE
@Hailinel said:
" @RsistncE said:
" @Hailinel said:
" @BeachThunder said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images? "
Official art is never as curvy as fanart. "
Which reminds me: has anyone looked at the picture of that Sara chick from Comic Vine at the bottom of the page for it's weekly news? TITTIES "
Jesus Christ, what are you?  Fourteen? "
No but I'm pretty sure I have testosterone flowing through my veins.
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#48  Edited By Hailinel
@RsistncE:   And not an ounce of decorum.
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#49  Edited By Azteck
@Hailinel said:
" @RsistncE said:
" @Hailinel said:
" @BeachThunder said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @LiquidPrince said:
" Link. "
fixed "
:( Why is she so flat-chested in those images? "
Official art is never as curvy as fanart. "
Which reminds me: has anyone looked at the picture of that Sara chick from Comic Vine at the bottom of the page for it's weekly news? TITTIES "
Jesus Christ, what are you?  Fourteen? "
I, too, sighed at this comment.
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#50  Edited By HellBrendy

Because Mario can't save both of 'em.

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