Title and such. I was dumb, impatient or a combination of the two and bought the ps4 limited edition for the gwent cards, but own/play the Xbox one version. And well, since the GB community is pretty darn rad, I'm giving away the ps4 code.

As I've never done this, and I would like it be sooooorta fair-ish as I would like it to go out to that witcher fan that just can't rub a couple Florens together. So if you're that Bomber or Bomberette, give me your best Witcher related joke and I'll PM you the code.

Meh. I guess it's not that fair, but I can't figure out a suitable way to make sure it goes to the neediest. Like I said, never done this before, so bear with me.

Hurrah!

Edit: Dammit. This is even tougher than I might have thought. Even the "bad" jokes are making me chuckle.

I'll keep checkin in, but In order to give people who might have not seen this yet a shot, I'll pick my favorite jokester at 6 PM PST. And hey, if you don't feel like you put your best joke forward, give it another swing! Yall rule!

GLHB!

Q: What's a witcher's favorite flower?

A: Dandelion

...I'm sorry that was terrible. But I have Witcher 3 for the PS4 and would love a free code!

Q. When does a Witcher bow to a man?

A. When he's friends with a chamberlain.

Best I can do.

Should probably include your region in the OP. DLC stuff is still region locked.

Witcher? Barely even know her!

I got nothing. Very cool of you though,duder. Always nice to see something like this, and not just a first come first served thing too.

Why did the Witcher refuse to ever switch to an android device? Because that would mean he'd have to give up Ciri.

@spaceinsomniac: Legit lol.

Oh snap! I'm sorry to not include that it's a US code!

What did the Witcher say to the evil pirate?

"Aaaaaard, matey!"

I hate myself so much.

What did Geralt say to Lambert?

"Fuck off."

What did the Witcher get when he walked into the village?

Shunned.

Why did the Witcher cross the road?

He Gwent to the other side.

I apologize for nothing.

Why did Geralt need two prostitutes?

Because he wanted to cross the river.

Don't mind me, I'm just here for the jokes.

Oh man, you'd really be doing me a solid if I got that code. As a Canadian, I'm patriotically bound to use the next couple months' spending money on Tragically Hip tickets for me and my dad.

Joke:

Why is every horse Geralt rides hanging out in monster infested lands?

They're as tough as Roaches.

What did Geralt say when he heard Yrden was getting nerfed?

"The Signs They Are a-Changin'"