oh god i cant stop watching bothcomania..

Sunrise, sunset.

this can only be fixed by bringging the classic warrior back

We must have a Triple H's hair memorial livestream. Have his hair live on in all of our hearts.

It wasn't just his hair, also his entrance with the bottle of water.

Jeff, keep in mind love is here.

@Shinmaru007 said:

I would like to buy Triple H's hair.

Maybe Triple H donated the hair to Locks of Love. Someone may be spiriting the Triple H persona as we speak.

I thought the Eddie Guerrero outburst on that Youtube video was incredible. Then, remembering I had that match on DVD, I checked on it on there only to find it was edited out. Damn.

@Jeff Don't worry sir, we'll just go back to counting bits.

Gerstmann linking to Botchamania. Everything is fine with the world.

He looks weird now!

No! No! No! No! No! No!

Jeff, your articles represent the pinnacle of video game journalism (not kidding).

Dear god, maybe one of the finest pieces of journalism EVER.

Today I learned his real name and what Triple H really stands for.

Lemmy just un-invited him from his birthday party.

Don't worry Jeff, they can still put "classic Triple H" in the games.

Any self-respecting metal musician would have short hair, or non-ridiculous-looking stringy-ass long hair.

HHH's hair looks like more of a shitty metalcore, or terrible punk rock cut. Come on, get your genres right!

Seriously, though, this had me rolling. Bless you, Gerstmann. :D

I see.

Today I learned his real name and what Triple H really stands for.

I hope and pray Jeff was just sitting in the office during a slight lull in the day's proceedings, perhaps 20 minutes before recording something or going to a meeting and then he saw this article and challenged himself with: "I wonder how I can make this relevant to video games". And as such this article was birthed.

Amazing article!

I LOVE YOU JEFF!!!!!!

How dare Trips cut his mop off without putting it up in a hair vs hair match.

@ZookZoltn said:

We must have a Triple H's hair memorial livestream. Have his hair live on in all of our hearts.

This needs to happen. Twitch stream of Jeff playing every wrestling game with Triple H in it ever.

Best article in a while.

@Junpei said:

@Ravelle

Today I learned his real name and what Triple H really stands for.

Hunter Hurst Helmsley if I do recall.

That's what it stands for but it's not his real name.

Wha!!

'Lets burn this motherfucker down!'

@Ravelle said:

Today I learned his real name and what Triple H really stands for.

Gallery

@Demoskinos said:

@Subjugation said:

So ... now he looks like Sean Bean (in that first picture anyway).

Oh god. Now WWE is going to make a fictional story based on HHH's rise to fame starring Sean Bean. Coming soon from WWE Films.

What the fuck are you talking about? Always has! Well sort of...Picture this, Boromir dead in the boat, sword and hands to chest, down the waterfall. Or is that Triple H 'dead' on a stretcher, sledgehammer and hands to chest, up the ramp to backstage? Hmm? Think about it.

Game of Thrones? TIME TO PLAY THE GAME OF THRONES, GET IT?

@Brandino said:

I guess Heath Slater will now be our benchmark for great hair.

See that is what I am saying!

@Death_Burnout said:

Game of Thrones? TIME TO PLAY THE GAME OF THRONES, GET IT?

I love you

What's the point of this? Now I hate wrestling even more.

More articles like this, please. I love it.

Thank God, the sure bet standard of jiggly tits is still with us to provide ample diagnosis of a hardware's prowess.

Aww too bad.

@Robaota said:

I hope and pray Jeff was just sitting in the office during a slight lull in the day's proceedings, perhaps 20 minutes before recording something or going to a meeting and then he saw this article and challenged himself with: "I wonder how I can make this relevant to video games". And as such this article was birthed.

Dude, there is no way Jeff ever asked that question. If you ever paid attention to the podcasts, then you know that he brings up Triple H's hair whenever a consoles power comes into question or there is a game that has hair tech he thinks Triple H could use. This article was a done deal the moment Triple H's hair was gone.

LOL. Nice work on this piece, J-Man.

Personally I rank the progression of videogame technology by the fidelity of snow. I actually made a little feature on the progression of snow in games here.

video games are over

@JustinAquarius said:

@ZookZoltn said:

We must have a Triple H's hair memorial livestream. Have his hair live on in all of our hearts.

This needs to happen. Twitch stream of Jeff playing every wrestling game with Triple H in it ever.

Video feature please, @Jeff?

I miss the days of polygon counting.

I for one applaud Mr. H's actions. I think it's great that he's not letting his hair define who he is. For too long he has let his hair tie him down, prevent him from being seen as the man he really is!

oh fuck. this means he's going to retire right?

Who in the world would ever want to be rid of that glorious mane?

Does anyone else see the King's Quest V reference?

Man, that's crazy. This is one of the guys I actually still like in wrestling, even thought I haven't really paid much attention since the Attitude series.

Whats the best part of the picture? The girl to the right of Triple H who either does not approve of the new haircut or who is being stringed along by her hardcore Triple H fanboy brother/boyfriend/cousin.

I never really thought about it but yes HHH's hair could be a good way of seeing how powerful a system is, and in fact I kind of like it better then all the other ways that were said. The Hair in these games has always been the biggest weakeness, just watch any long hair ladies match in these games.

Maybe it is Dolph Ziggler's time now?