This is boring. Get to it. 

It's story time with James Cameron.

If Jeff is there he probably died.

Why the hell is James Cameron talking about his movie in a gaming conference?

Aren't big Hollywood directors supposed to be able to pitch a movie in one sentence?

What is this, fanfic hour?

It'd be great if this went on for another 4 hours.

...I think Ubisoft forgot to bring the trailer for this game so they had this guy summarize the entire thing.

What the FUCK is James Cameron talking about? This isn't an avatar game? I don't understand! WHAT THE FUCK. Is anyone else getting their brains fucked out by this dude?

SHOW US ASSASSIN'S CREED 2 AND GET JAMES CAMERON THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE

I thought Avatar was like Naruto.But it actually sounds kinda kool. But holy crap get on with it already!!!

I heard when James Cameron was doing T2, he would walk around saying T3... not me. I also heard he could be a little bit of dick.

I just tuned in on GameTrailers and this is awful. Avatar sounds alright but this is E3, "Electronic Entertainment" not a movie convention. The EA and Microsoft conferences were all about games, games, games but this is just rubbish. Games! Bring 'em!

I seriously hope they don't spoil the thing they have going on by showing gameplay.

Now I can see why this project has taken so long to produce......

Dude we get what your trying to stay. So your not watching a movie..your taking a journey huh?

This conference is... as boring as the word conference.

They have GOT to pull the plug on James Cameron. I have to go soon and I want some fucking Assassins Creed 2.

Bob Loblaw you say?

Did anyone ask this guy what he was gonna do when he was on stage? I can't believe Ubisoft actually cleared this.

I wonder what the record is for longest opening without showing game footage?

OK, forget what I said.  A+ conference.  Deep social commentary.

Avatar, Avatar, Avatar.... ugh.
Where are the games!? Assassin's Creed? Beyond Good & Evil?!

Holy fucking shit. Why... WHY!?

They should have shown some footage and talked about some games before Cameron's part. That would have helped break it up from talk-talk-talk.

Someone needs to time how long this guy is on stage.

I feel like Guybrush when he went to hell

I want to see a GiantBomb edit of this section of the conference. A nice slow fade out to a text that says "3 years later" and then a slow fade into Milo.

The only way that Ubisoft could make up for this is for Altair to come up behind James Cameron and stab him in the neck.

Cameron's awesome, but jesus. I wouldn't mind some sort of.....I dunno, gameplay? A trailer?

Hell, I don't even like Avatar, but still.

this speech is longer than the actual movie will be

James Cameron SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

This went from insanely boring to fucking hilarious.
 
More conferences like this plz!

They have Ezio waiting to jump down on James Cameron transitioning into Assassins Creed 2, just wait.

Please let this be some strange inside joke at Ubisoft.

This guy is pissing me off now. He set up a surprise fillibuster against Ubisoft, because there's no way somebody can talk about Avatar for that long.

JUST GAWT HERE WOOOOOOO,



but really, Who is this guy?

Feels like he is reading a long novel out loud

He's comparing and contrasting the movie and the game now. My god.

This movie better be really, really, really fucking good.

Like, REALLY fucking good.

maybe someone can send a terminator back in time to kill him

I'm very surprised how patient this audience is. I would have yelled, "GET OFF THE STAGE!!!" within the first 10 minutes at least.

"In closing..."

is James Camron doing the dvd commentary?????