139: All British guy's are evil (hey wait i am British)

" I learned that attaching fish hooks to my nips is more pleasurable than playing this game "

Helicopter pilots have really bad aim.

139. when drake invites a girl to swim, he just wants to see her t-shirt get wet

140. If you're thinking about following up a journalistic story in Nepal and you are the cameraman, don't GO

Never trust a guy with a British accent and slicked back hair.

142. You ALWAYS follow the hose.
143. Only Sully can count backwards from four.

yak's have smelly assholes.

That you can look at your friend in the face even after knowing that he is fucking a girl you have the hots for.
 
That saying "Cintamani stone" is fucking awesome.
 
That it is possible to surviving being shot in the guts, climb up a hanging train and survive sub zero temps.
 
Blue people are generally assholes.

144. If there is only room for one lead male hero in a story, you better hope to god your name isn't Jeff.

When on a train, helicopters are your worst enemy.
 
You can take bullets as long as you don't start to see everything in black and white.
 
Even destructed buildings have pools.
 
When on a destructed building, helicopters are your worst enemy.

139:  People don't swear as much online compared to other games.

145. Fat, obese heroes can still bring on the smackdown and still attract the ladies, even if they way approx. 300 lbs. more than them.

When on a moving vehicle, always know that you have to move to the next closest moving vehicle, as enemy gunfire will turn your current location into a rolling bomb.

146.it takes a shot from a trainquilizer to put down a heavy with a gatling gun but 2 rockets wont 
147.drake likes playing football with little tibetian kids 
148.2 shots from lazareviches shotty can kill 2 gaurdians yet about 4 or 6 can kill drake so hes superhuman 
149.doughnut drake can climb anything even though hes about 26 stone 
AND NUMBER 150.........SKELETONS OF OLD EXPEDITIONERS  CAN COME TO LIFE AND CAN WITH-STAKE AS MUCH DAMAGE AS LUITENENT DRAZA WHO IS A MASSIVE BRUTE  

151: Jeff Gerstmann is actually the main character  

152. It can potentially bust up my feed of the forums forcing me to bump.

153. I'll never get 100% with PSN down

The cake is a lie...no wait.


The Drake is a lie.  :)