When she whipped out the PS1, I figured ok, this game must take place in the late 90s. But no. They're using modern cell phones and a very recent version of the iPhone camera UI so this is a modern day story.
So who, in 2016, has a PS1 hooked up as their only system, and with Crash Bandicoot 1 permanently on deck?
And who, ever, uses the high score on a fucking Crash Bandicoot 1 level as a thing to be competitive about?
She is a casual scrubby dub dub bathing in a vat of noobsauce and an embarrassment to gamers everywhere. She deserved what she got when she died? Divorced Nathan? I don't know, I just got out of Scottland, but it looks like some bad stuff is about to happen with her. She'll deserve it though. Nathan deserves better
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