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    Uncharted 4: A Thief's End

    Game » consists of 4 releases. Released May 10, 2016

    Naughty Dog charts treasure hunter Nathan Drake's final adventure in the fourth entry of this action-adventure, swash-buckling saga.

    Elena is a casual scrub noob

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    Shadow

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    When she whipped out the PS1, I figured ok, this game must take place in the late 90s. But no. They're using modern cell phones and a very recent version of the iPhone camera UI so this is a modern day story.

    So who, in 2016, has a PS1 hooked up as their only system, and with Crash Bandicoot 1 permanently on deck?

    And who, ever, uses the high score on a fucking Crash Bandicoot 1 level as a thing to be competitive about?

    She is a casual scrubby dub dub bathing in a vat of noobsauce and an embarrassment to gamers everywhere. She deserved what she got when she died? Divorced Nathan? I don't know, I just got out of Scottland, but it looks like some bad stuff is about to happen with her. She'll deserve it though. Nathan deserves better

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    Sounds like someone is salty that they couldn't beat her high score.

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    #3  Edited By ProfessorEss

    I could understand this complaint if it was Apple, Google or Microsoft. But c'mon, we're talking about our friendly Main Street Mom n' Pop Sony, I think we can cut them a little slack... again.

    Full disclosure: I do occasionally brag about my 100%s on Crash 1/2/3 and Jak 1/2/3 to let my friends know who the real ND fan is.

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    I feel like it would probably be best if you spoiler marked the surprise in the game, instead of the least surprising aspect of this post. Just my two cents....otherwise I agree you do indeed sound salty :p

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    #6  Edited By Shadow

    NO, I'M NOT SALTY! SHUT UP!

    1V1 ME, ELENA IF YOU THINK YOU CAN STEP!

    FINAL DESTINATION, NO ITEMS, FOX ONLY!

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    @shadow: My step father has only a SNES with Super Black Bass being his only game. It isn't unheard of.

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    Elena is god-tier and she is too good for Nathan. And just to be clear Nathan is the one who is trying to make the high score into a competitive thing. In my headcanon she holds the world record for Crash Bandicoot any% speed run.

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