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Dave Fortress - Part 01

Dave puts pick to earth and kicks off his descent into the dank, dark mines of Dwarf Fortress.

Jun. 29 2012

Cast: Dave, Vinny, Drew

Posted by: Drew

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Dwarf Fortress

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Wow, so boring to watch.

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I don't know what to say...awesome

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I re-subbed just for this. I once tried DF, and this video made me realize I never even made it past the world creation. I laughed out loud.

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Cool! A Dwarf Fortress tutorial feat. Dave!

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Subscribed just for this. DON'T LET YOUR DWORFS DOWN, DAVE!

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@Riboflavin said:

http://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/

Everyone should read this lp, it is amazing and really shows how dwarf fortress has a life of it's own, it is probably one of the reasons why dave is doing this to begin with.

Also i don't really think dave is exaggerating when he says that he has been playing it for 20 hours, i played it without using any kind of guide mod or help in any way and it took me a hell of alot more than 20 hours to manage anything even remotely similar to a proper fortress.

This game has an enormously steep learning curve, he has been studying the game hard in order to make sense of it all, a live broadcast of dwarf fortress not an easy task as he has to focus on the game as well as explaining what the hell is going on, i liked this episode and i hope he will continue it just maybe not with vinny as a wingman.

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It's weird cuz the game is weird, but I would never have the patience to play something like this. That and that one dwarf who is a dabbling comedian. Working the small rooms and open mics mostly make this super worthwhile content. I'm sure it will pick up.

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Arrow Pointing Down: This Time It's Depressing 2012

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This is going to be a great series. Keep it up Dave! Vinny and Drew are good companions fro this.

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This video confirms that I can watch hours of absolutely anything the GB Flight Club plays. Fascinating stuff though. Bewildered Jeff at the end was a nice touch, too.

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Hope pt2 comes out soon because I am lonely. So very lonely.

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@MrAsshat said:

@Riboflavin said:

http://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/

Everyone should read this lp, it is amazing and really shows how dwarf fortress has a life of it's own, it is probably one of the reasons why dave is doing this to begin with.

Also i don't really think dave is exaggerating when he says that he has been playing it for 20 hours, i played it without using any kind of guide mod or help in any way and it took me a hell of alot more than 20 hours to manage anything even remotely similar to a proper fortress.

Why would you do that? There's a wiki that explains everything. Just use it, people. It really makes getting into the gamey-game part of the game a lot easier.

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@gladspooky: @gladspooky said:

@MrAsshat said:

@Riboflavin said:

http://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/

Everyone should read this lp, it is amazing and really shows how dwarf fortress has a life of it's own, it is probably one of the reasons why dave is doing this to begin with.

Also i don't really think dave is exaggerating when he says that he has been playing it for 20 hours, i played it without using any kind of guide mod or help in any way and it took me a hell of alot more than 20 hours to manage anything even remotely similar to a proper fortress.

Why would you do that? There's a wiki that explains everything. Just use it, people. It really makes getting into the gamey-game part of the game a lot easier.

Because it was before there was a proper wiki for dwarf fortress, and i still had alot of fun not knowing what the fuck i was doing half of the time.

Thats just the way i like playing games, way too many players ruined dark souls by buying the guide or checking wikis on the net, you youngsters nowadays just don't have the patience that gamers used to have *waves cane angrily"

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I'm calling it right now: Dave is going to snap by episode 3.

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Thank you for the Men in Black 2 reference, Vinny. Thank you.

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@MrAsshat said:

@gladspooky: @gladspooky said:

@MrAsshat said:

@Riboflavin said:

http://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/

Everyone should read this lp, it is amazing and really shows how dwarf fortress has a life of it's own, it is probably one of the reasons why dave is doing this to begin with.

Also i don't really think dave is exaggerating when he says that he has been playing it for 20 hours, i played it without using any kind of guide mod or help in any way and it took me a hell of alot more than 20 hours to manage anything even remotely similar to a proper fortress.

Why would you do that? There's a wiki that explains everything. Just use it, people. It really makes getting into the gamey-game part of the game a lot easier.

Because it was before there was a proper wiki for dwarf fortress, and i still had alot of fun not knowing what the fuck i was doing half of the time.

Thats just the way i like playing games, way too many players ruined dark souls by buying the guide or checking wikis on the net, you youngsters nowadays just don't have the patience that gamers used to have *waves cane angrily"

Wholeheartedly agreeing with this dude. Games are infinitely more satisfying when you figure shit out on your own. Yeah, sometimes you'll make boneheaded mistakes, but just roll with it. It won't kill you (in real life, at least).

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@Saganomics said:

@MrAsshat said:

@gladspooky: @gladspooky said:

@MrAsshat said:

@Riboflavin said:

http://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/

Everyone should read this lp, it is amazing and really shows how dwarf fortress has a life of it's own, it is probably one of the reasons why dave is doing this to begin with.

Also i don't really think dave is exaggerating when he says that he has been playing it for 20 hours, i played it without using any kind of guide mod or help in any way and it took me a hell of alot more than 20 hours to manage anything even remotely similar to a proper fortress.

Why would you do that? There's a wiki that explains everything. Just use it, people. It really makes getting into the gamey-game part of the game a lot easier.

Because it was before there was a proper wiki for dwarf fortress, and i still had alot of fun not knowing what the fuck i was doing half of the time.

Thats just the way i like playing games, way too many players ruined dark souls by buying the guide or checking wikis on the net, you youngsters nowadays just don't have the patience that gamers used to have *waves cane angrily"

Wholeheartedly agreeing with this dude. Games are infinitely more satisfying when you figure shit out on your own. Yeah, sometimes you'll make boneheaded mistakes, but just roll with it. It won't kill you (in real life, at least).

To answer the first poster: I'm probably older than you, son. To answer the second: obviously discovering things on your own can be satisfying, but there's no reason to take a super-complicated game like Dwarf Fortress and obfuscate its mechanics even more. Besides, you're going to run into plenty of randomness that will surprise the hell out of you, even if you do read everything on the Dwarf Fortress Wiki. I would encourage people to jump in if Dwarf Fortress seems interesting, though. Don't worry about making mistakes. Losing is fun.

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Harddrive Defragmentation: The Game.

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This is wonderful!

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Just wanted to show some late support for this. Fascinating stuff, Dave. Looking forward to where this goes.

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@Gutterkisser said:

This video confirms that I can watch hours of absolutely anything the GB Flight Club plays. Fascinating stuff though. Bewildered Jeff at the end was a nice touch, too.

One of these days, he'll learn to not wander in on DD&V when their nerding out.
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Man...I do not ever want to play this game, but found this video mesmerizing. Can't wait for the next installment.

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I really appreciate Dave delving into all the PC shit that I'll never be crazy enough to explore myself.

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I am on the edge of my seat! What will happen to Goden Inglshekasl? Will the fortress be overrun by cats? WILD BADGERS LOOM OMINOUS IN THE SHADOWS OF KNIFETOP.

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There was talk of the next episode during the snes party. Can't wait for more.

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Dave it's time you got your dwarffortressing on!!!!

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Dave, I hope we get to see more of this soon! I imagine it is a time consuming job building a website, but why not have a little downtime with building a fortress for dwarves and record it for your virtual friends?

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I miss you Dave! Perhaps we can get more this Friday?

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Of course Vinny would like "Ferocious Oil", haha.

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DO WANT MORE

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So bummed that I missed the live stream of this. Can't wait for the next episode. My wife, who likes video games, after watching the majority of this video with me, turned to me and asked, "Why would you ever want to play that!?" I couldn't give her a good answer, but I played it, thanks to Dave's encouragement, and I love it. Thanks Dave, Vinny, and Drew.

When's the next installment?

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I love Vinny Caravella.

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Damn. This is the kind of game where I love that it exists, but I'd never play it myself- I'd rather only watch Dave play it. Kind of like Drew and flight sims :P

Great show though!

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Signed up for Premium JUST FOR THIS VIDEO

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This game scares and fascinates me, all at the same time.

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this is just like a flight sim

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Yes. I am so happy. These are my 3 favs <3

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HOW HAVE I NOT FOUND THIS VIDEO BEFORE?!

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@minalear: Yep! One of my all time favorites on GB. Shit's good Duder.

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"I don't need to know if the cock is wet."- Vinny

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When will Brad Fortress begin?

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@fobwashed I think Vinny's face from about 18:30 on has gif potential

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I also made a gif from this video: