David Hasselhoff Plays Chicken With Burnout CRASH!

This is crazy.

If I wasn't in such a shitty mood I'd probably find some amusement in this.

Unsee!

I'm having suicidal thoughts as I've given up all hope.

I hate everything about this game, and this doesn't help.

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I... What? This is... I think I hate this.

That.......was...........weird.

Sold.

Bought this game today its a lot of fun well worth 800 points.

For a commercial, it's pretty great!

It's just a shame that the actual game is really quite bad. For a game that tells you to 'lay an egg to make something explode' though, this video style is pretty much the only way to go.

The Hoff in Billy Hatcher cosplay!

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Too bad the game is garbage. When it was first announced I thought it looked like crap but Jeff and commenters tried to see this as something cool and new in the Burnout series so I bought into it a bit. I played the demo and I can not imagine paying $10 for this iPad/flash game. The guys mentioned on the Bombcast this was originally a Wii game, after seeing it in action I'm not surprised by that.

I'm embarrassed.

David Hasselhoff: he'll do anything for a paycheck.

@RE_Player92 said:

Too bad the game is garbage. When it was first announced I thought it looked like crap but Jeff and commenters tried to see this as something cool and new in the Burnout series so I bought into it a bit. I played the demo and I can not imagine paying $10 for this iPad/flash game. The guys mentioned on the Bombcast this was originally a Wii game, after seeing it in action I'm not surprised by that.

What this man said.

A great commercial still won't sell me a crappy game.

I don't understand what was going on at that party. Did someone with unnaturally colourful hair meet at fake burlesque hipster and decide to have all their neon-alternative friends over to ignore the Xbox?

Also, did anyone else look away when Hasselhoff was making uncomfortably intense eye contact?

Well... Video games everyone!

Don't know what just happened.

The comment system needs a SIGH voices. Of course you could choose between Jeff, Ryan, Vinny, Brad...

This ad deserves a deeply irritated Ryan's sigh.

David Hasslehoff is Will Ferrel from Talladega Nights in Burnout: Crash.

Ok, which one you duder's spiked my drink?!

What...I...don't ....what?

The mescalin is kicking in dude.

I... ah fuck it. I approve.

What the fuck?

I think..i'll go to bed....I'm starting to see weird stuff....

@drhans said:

You're welcome.

Goddamnit. Seriously, did Hasselhoff and Will Ferrel merge?

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wat.

I....I have no idea who they're trying to target with this ad.

This is almost weirded than Japanese commercials. Almost.

I love how this guy embraces his persona.

Sold.

the first time i tried to watch this it played the Dead Island trailer and then asked me if i wanted to watch it again. so, uh, fuck that.

I'm going to go play some Burnout 3 now...

Maybe I can convince myself this was all a horrible nightmare...

That poor truck was just looking for freedom :-(

man great way to sell me on not buying this game.

You gotta love hasselhoff's lack of self-respect. It truly is admirable.

It's like Microsoft is trying to appeal to all social groups endorsing this ad which cleeeeeeearly says: "Kinect doesn't care if you're a skinhead, hipster, pop star from the 90's, or a washed-up actor in a f*cking chicken suit.. and neither do we! So jump in already!

Well, Germans love David Hasselhoff.

You can practically jack off in front of the Kinect and make some sort of special attack combo in this game

What the hell was that?

@drhans said:

You're welcome.

YES YES YES!!!

I don't know what I just watched.

I appreciate some of the inside-joke stuff coming from the criterion team, but that was really uncomfortable to watch.

Horrible trailer