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Giant Bomb @ GDC 2010: The Show Floor

Because, really, when else can we get Ryan in a giant hamster ball?

Mar. 16 2010

Cast: Jeff, Ryan, Brad

Posted by: Vinny

306 Comments

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@SoulAssassin808 said:
" $10 000 for a fucking tree maker? "
Making fucking trees is really difficult, particularly with all those fucking leaves. First you have to model all those fuckers, then get your art team to make high fucking resolution, medium fucking resolution, and low fucking resolution fucking tree textures, then get your fucking renderer to render the fuckers fucking fast, and, of course, you need fucking animators to animate the... well... the fucking.
 
$10,000 is a steal for your AAA tree fucking game. Dot com.
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Hahahah. Ryan was such a dick to that SpeedTree guy. Awesome.

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@Vinny:  OH SHIT
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@koolaid39 said:
" Great video. "
YES!
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Awesome.

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Jeff looks unimpressed by Move, hahaha

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Closing out with Rich Gallup = WIN.

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Haha SpeedTree was epic, as was Brads intro to the interview, as was Zombrex, as was 'AutoDesk' 'Oohhhhh!!', as was Virtusphere.. This video is made of WIN.

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Nice vid with nice editing and music.

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Brad looks fucking drunk when he starts his interview with the Q Games guy.  He's swaying and kind of smirking.
 
 
Also, I'm really for Speed Durgers.

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The SpeedTree guy looks like he hasnt slept in a week, seems like he was totally oblivious to the irony.  Yikes.
 
Good vid.
 
EDIT:  That Q-Games guy kinda sorta look like Dave.

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I am highly disappointed to not have not seen the Dragon-tree. But everything else made up for it in spades. You rule Giant Bomb, you rule.

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Ryan, smooth with the ladies. They love it when you talk about your many infections. Her pause after you said that was hilarious.

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Instead of SpeedHotdog, it should be called SausageFast.

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Aw, the PS3 move controller gets a proper trigger.

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I love how Jeff makes a comment about him being boned and puts the mic in that chicks face, expecting her to respond

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This is why I love giantbomb. The personal touches they put into the videos make me coming back for more.

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Speed tree looks awesome.
 
I'm guessing Vinny is the one filming?

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The music at the beginning was cool. Sounded kind of like the theme music from 'Monty on the Run' for the C-64.
 
And you can't go wrong with a random Rich Gallop cameo.

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God I love Giant Bomb.  Ryan was particularly amazing in this video.

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"Its been a rough coupla days around the ol' mudbox" XD
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@Danterion: 
nope not broken at all but if your watching it on a ps3 (mayb allso xbox but dont know my self it or a internet browser of older calibur then it will not play (i have a really old internet explore witch will not play em' but my mozilla no problem
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i want to do the sex to ryan so hard.

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so where is that "hamster ball" thing ryan talked about or did i miss something

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The Speed Tree interview was the best thing ever!

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GiantBomb...making GDC look fun.

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@MrKlorox said:
" Instead of SpeedHotdog, it should be called SausageFast. "
L-O-L
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10k for a TREE? WTF

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hilarious

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OMG SpeedTree and Rich Gallup ending. Life is complete.

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Edited By duttyfoot

that was pretty cool. i was hoping you guys would have shown some of the mudbox footage at the autodesk booth. the speedtree interview was freaking insane.

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Nice footage guys.

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Ryan is such a dick to the tree guy lol.

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That was great

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Truly this is the age of Dragon Trees.

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Hell yeah SpeedTree

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Rich :0

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Speedtree ftw also finally! time to throw out that lame manual desk!

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oh god, this is my new favorite Giantbomb video... GOOD SHIT!
 
Giantbomb has never had the most extensive event coverage... they don't have tons of people running around getting everything covered... but I must say, they've definitely got the best coverage, no other site can compete!!
 
GIANTBOMB FOREVER!!

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One of the best and funniest. Great job as always guys.

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Epic, awesome video. Speedtree interview was fucking hilarious.

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Also: RICH SIGN-OFF! Duder, it's been awhile.

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AUTODESK!   HAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHHA

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So, how does it feel to be in the future Spaceman?
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggg

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How long did they make that mime do the robot?
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So, knowing NOTHING about development, I think the Speedtree stuff looks pretty damn cool. I've been hankering for a game with better environments, where it's not just dirt textures, or concrete textures, or steel floor textures you're existing in, but grass and trees and flowers. In fact, "Flower" is the game that really sparked this desire; seeing all that beautiful grass, I found myself really wanting to play a game featuring a wandering samurai or the American Revolutionary War or so many other possibilities. 
 
Again, I know nothing, and Speedtree is probably the worst technology ever. Long live the brown/gray shooter!

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"That's a pretty fast tree, but what if I need trees in volume?"

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Epic video is epic.

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Speedtree should send people to every convention and have, like, "Get your own tree" booths where a dude will draw a patron his very own tree and give him a print of it for a couple of bucks.
 
They would make a goddamn killing.

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Bahaha this is hilarious!