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Posted By MikeLemmer

So -that's- where they got Harvester & Fork in the Tale for Unprofessional Fridays!

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Posted By elpurplemonkey

This is one of the best mailbags I've ever seen. Classic GB.

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DAT ENDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Posted By mosdef

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For anyone unfamiliar with Edward Hopper's 'Nighthawks', that's the original. Inspired decision to paint the crew into it.

Tells you how artfully ignorant I am. i thought the cheezy one with Marilyn Monroe was the original :( Thanks for posting. Would love to buy the GB version.

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@zitosilva said:

I can't explain why, but I was hysterically laughing with Drew's face after the "you just love prints, right Brad?"

It's because it was fantastic.

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Edited By Choi

Please make FMVinnie a thing!!!

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Edited By matthew

This might be my favorite mailbag yet, 5 years later and I'm still amused by the stuff people send in. That end, too. I wish I could keep a straight face like Drew can.

That ending was too perfect. Laughed for a solid minute right when I heard @drewbert pull that one off. Too good!!

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Posted By ProfessorK

Drinking Crystal straight outta the bottle, Drew is a true playa!

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Posted By Roy42

I think Drew stole the show at the end from Vinny's bit when he walked in and was handed the exact things he just so happened to want. No one's mentioned it but for most of the video that was the best part.

And then Drew just had to go and be fucking amazing like that.

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Who is this Jessica, and where can I marry her?!

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Posted By ScreamingGhost

@flay@kerse@gvalo@gbrading@asmo917@teh_destroyer@lovespuds@ottosmann@yothatlimp@drdarkstryfe@michaelbach@kollay@hockeymask27@sublime90@mrcraggle@parsnip@ravenlight@stimpack@facewas@toxin066@machofantastico@legendarychopchop@ottoman673@csl316@soulblitz@zionsiva

Hey everyone thanks for the kind words about my piece, I'm still working on making the print available but in the mean time I created a wallpaper set for those that requested it. I tagged everyone who made a comment about the piece to let them know about the print status and if they wanted the wallpaper.

@soulblitz You never know I may craft up some portraits but if your looking for some great caricatures of the GB crew. This talented artist created one for each crew member http://sqetches.tumblr.com/page/12 It's about half way down the page here's one of Jeff http://sqetches.tumblr.com/image/47398299903

@screamingghost: nice artwork.. Btw isn't the Mona Lisa the "Mona Lisa of art"? ;)

Touche'

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Posted By killroyjackson

Dang it, Drew. Slipping in zingers at the end really tied that video together.

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Posted By notsoghettoking

That box looks like one of those white van scam sound systems

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In case no one posted it, here is a link to my brother's art page, and one to the GB piece: GB Tribute Piece , dude is mad talented, I only contribute silly ps3 games and shaq soda :)

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Posted By Arkasai

More Full Motion Vinny! A Fork in the Tale is hilarious by itself, can't wait to see Vinny play it.

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Posted By omdata

@csl316 said:

@asmo917 said:

@screamingghost: Just wanted to say that is some amazing work - I love how you twisted the original theme into something that really captures the spirit of the site and crew. Add me as one who would gladly pay for a print if you ever go down that road.

Yeah, I'll just go and add myself here.

Yep, myself included. Looking forward to the desktop wallpaper if that gets put up on the forum somewhere, but that print really is something special.

Also, I swear, burst out laughing at the end there. What a line from Drew.

Yep. Maybe some GB portraits in the style of Ben Aronson next ? :D

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Posted By omdata

One of the best mailbags ever.

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Posted By Sergotron

Prince Interactive is a thing that needs to happen!!!

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Posted By zitosilva

I can't explain why, but I was hysterically laughing with Drew's face after the "you just love prints, right Brad?"

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Posted By DarkbeatDK

SICK BURNS from Drew Scanlon at the end

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Posted By satintrousers

Prince

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Ugh, I hate overly injokey mail like this. Too much trying to be cute.

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Edited By Milpool

I have a man crush on Drew

There, I said it.

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Posted By Swifdemon

That pun blindsided me and now I'm crying

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Posted By ZionSiva

I would buy that drawing yesterday.

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Posted By Edgewood

I graduated from NMSU in December and seeing a dude from New York send the GB Offices a bottle cozy and vehicle flag from my alma mater is pretty friggin' uncanny.

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I'm not sure if Drew is allowed to have fizzy drinks..

You can see him already charging up his pun.

Also I should go on record to express my opinion that "CYBER JUDAS" and "SHADOW PRESIDENT" are two of the best names for anything, ever.

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Posted By ArbitraryWater

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@facewas said:

Harvester needs to be live-streamed ASAP, possibly as extended play.

Agreed. Harvester was hilariously crazy of a kind you can't get away with anymore. As wikipedia states:

"Harvester contains various scenes of violence and gore; implied sexual intercourse, masturbation and S&M; murder; suicide; child abuse; profanity; cannibalism; prostitution; pedophilia; molestation, arson, theft, serial killing; geronticide, vandalism, sexually transmitted diseases; and stereotypes of homosexuals, Native Americans, Italians, and others."

Mind you, it's not trying to be grimdark edgy or anything, it's just funny. Just look at this masterpiece of a cutscene:

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It's just so wrong that it's just right.

Well, this sounds like it deserves an entire livestream to itself.

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FUCK YES, CYBERJUDAS! I tracked down a copy of it last year. It's the sequel to Shadow President, which is kinda like DEFCON: Everybody Dies but way more fucked up, darker, realistic and detailed, including CIA World Factbook excerpts about all the countries you bomb, with all the real names of the countries' politicians/leaders, population counts and stuff (err, correct by 1989 at least).

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@csl316 said:

@asmo917 said:

@screamingghost: Just wanted to say that is some amazing work - I love how you twisted the original theme into something that really captures the spirit of the site and crew. Add me as one who would gladly pay for a print if you ever go down that road.

Yeah, I'll just go and add myself here.

Yep, myself included. Looking forward to the desktop wallpaper if that gets put up on the forum somewhere, but that print really is something special.

Also, I swear, burst out laughing at the end there. What a line from Drew.

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Edited By Soniking

Throw this box of shit away

I could not stop laughing!

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Edited By FightMeNerd

HOLY SHIT WHY DOESN'T GIANT BOMB HAVE A FAVORITE BUTTON. I want to favorite the last few seconds of that video so i can look back years later and giggle like an idiot.

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That ending is EXACTLY how I look at my friend when troll him by insulting something subtly that he loves.

"I couldn't stop laughing when the colonel came on and started shouting random shit"

"Yeah, ever since that game the series went downhill. I mean 3 was complete shit. If it was a prequel how was it that snake didn't have an eye patch in the later games."

"Wha-"

----smiling stare------

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Posted By SirBilly

"You just love prints. Don't you, Brad?" greatness

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Posted By csl316

@asmo917 said:

@screamingghost: Just wanted to say that is some amazing work - I love how you twisted the original theme into something that really captures the spirit of the site and crew. Add me as one who would gladly pay for a print if you ever go down that road.

Yeah, I'll just go and add myself here.

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Posted By Nerolus

Hahahahaha, the end of this video. Fantastic, Drew.

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Posted By PooffBallzZzZ

Drew with the fatality!

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Posted By development

Lookin' good in this, Jeff.

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Posted By iragequit

Pure insanity.

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Posted By sam1am7000

@screamingghost: nice artwork.. Btw isn't the Mona Lisa the "Mona Lisa of art"? ;)

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Edited By weegieanawrench

Full Motion Vinny is an awesome name for a feature.

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Edited By Uberjannie

How come I don't get sound when using HTML5 on this video? Well, it happened twice and I think the first time it happend it was a mailbag as well.

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@screamingghost: I'll be looking forward to your post about that print. I would love to have one for myself as well

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Posted By gbrading

Yep the Nighthawks thing is the best thing ever. I want a high-rez scan of that for a desktop background.

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Posted By VMM

Cant stop laughing to myself at the ending

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Edited By Asmo917

@screamingghost: Just wanted to say that is some amazing work - I love how you twisted the original theme into something that really captures the spirit of the site and crew. Add me as one who would gladly pay for a print if you ever go down that road.