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Posted By Czarpyotr

This is a waste of meat, which is something that we should be trying to consume less of in this country.  

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Posted By JoelTGM

they aren't going to win game reporters over so well by making them dig through meat haha

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Posted By JoblessTerence

MEAT!

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Edited By Toxin066

More like a USmeat stick. 
 
Dude, I'm loving all these mailbags. I'm hoping we get to see the one where they open their E3 badges like last year.

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Posted By Radar

A lot of trouble to send out a trailer that's already out.

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Posted By WilliamHenry
@nofx4208 said:
" @andrewng30 said:
" cannot be a trailer for a movie, they would not show a decapitated body in a trailer "
red bands, son. red bands. "
The red band warning would have played before the trailer started.
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Posted By ashogo
@ELpork said:
" This should be called Meatbag instead of Mailbag. "
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Posted By golguin

I feel for Jeff in that video.
 
As for the new MK video, I've never been too interested in any of the games, but that video did look pretty good.

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Posted By ezdude

Jeff. Want to not think of how to open the box and just attack by stabbing and ripping it apart? Then I suggest you get a man's knife! Like the Kershaw R.A.M, or Spiderco Endura or delica, or the SOG Flash 1(which is actually the one that would probably be most useful since its good for every day carry)  
Anyway...GET a MAN's knife.

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Edited By AllanIceman

That's Gross. 
Also, great talk.

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Posted By Foggen
@Toxin066 said:
" More like a USmeat stick.   Dude, I'm loving all these mailbags. I'm hoping we get to see the one where they open their E3 badges like last year. "
Ryan already did a video on Tested about his laptop bag, and  he showed that he's already keeping his E3 badge in it.
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Posted By Toxin066
@Foggen:  Oh, really? I haven't been to tested in a while. Mostly GB and Screened these days. Thanks, I'll go check it out.
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Posted By l4wd0g

Freaking sweet!

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Posted By UnsolvedParadox

Weirdest press kit ever, blargh.

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Posted By heartlessomen

who the fuck promotes a game with raw meat?????

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Posted By JayCee

Who is hungry?

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Posted By cspiffo

Damn, that was sick.  There wasn't even any payoff other than a meat scented USB stick.  The MK discussion was pretty cool though.

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Posted By MaddProdigy
@KingOfIceland: No, i doubt he has ever touched ground beef that was colored with marker, then placed in the mail for who knows how long
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Posted By LucyGlitter

That press package went too far. Way too far.

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Posted By Dethfish

This is one of the best Mailbag videos. Watching Jeff dig through that meat for basically nothing was hilarious and the MK discussion at the end was awesome too.

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Posted By ShooterJoseph
@TheMustacheHero said:
" Jeff had his F bomb mode on or something. "
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Posted By Yasihiko

Best.  Mailbag.  Ever.

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Posted By JeffGoldblum

Jeff is not amused by the raw meat.

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Posted By xborcx

HAHAHA i love all the fuck bombs

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Edited By Chris2KLee

Yeah. There was a better way to do that I'm sure. Someone at People Can Fly needs talking to.
 
Jeff was right drop all those F'bombs.

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Posted By Arjuna

What a fucking waste.  I am NOT a vegetarian, but...  Fuck you, consumerist culture...  Fuck you.

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Posted By Terjay

Place your vote for the most horrible fucking swag ever.

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Posted By Damian

A mail bag video with a solid Mortal Kombat discussion nestled within? 
 
5 stars!

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Posted By taco_cabana

it was a meat quick look!

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Posted By Shiro_Shishi

NOT A-LIST MATERIAL?!
 
Black Dynamite as Jax IS GODDAMN A-LIST!
 
Either that or S-Rank. I shall accept both.

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Posted By RobJ

I shudder to think about the source of that meat.

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Posted By Klaimore

Awesome video but if that last bit about Mortal Kombat wasn't and indication that there need to be a video bombcast I dont know what is.

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Posted By BD_Mr_Bubbles
@ShooterJoseph said:
" @TheMustacheHero said:
" Jeff had his F bomb mode on or something. "
"

I would have too, that is s really dumbass attempt at getting creative with press kits.
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Posted By TheMoD

haha that was awesome aand disgusting :P
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Posted By warmonked

whoever thought that would be a good press kit is a f'n idiot.

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Posted By OrgunUK

MEAT! I love meat!

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Posted By Bombzinski

Stop screaming into the microphone, Ryan, you're making my speakers cry!

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Posted By GunnBjorn

I happen to be a vegetarian, yet i'm gonna love me some Bullet Storm. 
Huge Painkiller/People Can Fly fan here!
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Posted By John1912

Yea...WTF....WTF?!  Who thought this was a good idea, and who the fuck green lit the idea?  There had to be some office talk about it.  I find it hard to believe NO ONE voiced a concern about this.  I mean fuck....One guy said what if someone trys to eat it, or it spoils?   Other guy responds, put a do not eat sticker on it, and pack it with dry ice....First guys like.....Huh, I got nothing then, ship the fucker!

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Posted By vilhelmnielsen

Apparently it's a concept someone is pitching to WB, so he/she can make thenew MK movie. So it's neither a game or a movie, yet.

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Posted By MagikGimp

Great idea, shame it's impossible to keep. Thinking about it, there's now a dumpster full of bullet casings and a grenade pin and a load of minced meat... Homicide evidence if I ever saw it, lol incriminating much?

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Posted By Osiris
@John1912 said:
" Yea...WTF....WTF?!  Who thought this was a good idea, and who the fuck green lit the idea?  There had to be some office talk about it.  I find it hard to believe NO ONE voiced a concern about this.  I mean fuck....One guy said what if someone trys to eat it, or it spoils?   Other guy responds, put a do not eat sticker on it, and pack it with dry ice....First guys like.....Huh, I got nothing then, ship the fucker! "
Haha yeah... lol.
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Posted By ThatWasBrilliant

 i will not buy games from people who try to give jeff gerstmann salmonella

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Edited By Authun

Most hilariously awesome press pack ever? I think so. 
 
edit: I mean, imagine what went through their heads? Yeah dude we should totally send raw meat to the press oh yeah dude that's SICK

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Posted By Eaxis

bombardment week
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Posted By BergDK

Om nom nom... ground up Jeff Gerstmann 

wait what?!

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Posted By studnoth1n

it's certainly one of the more "creative" press kits I've ever seen. I'll give 'em an "A" for at least taking the initiative.

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Posted By KwillyB

i know its just ground turkey but why send something so fucking gross lol

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Posted By Spekingur

Mortal Kombat TV show!

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Posted By b33

i was eating breakfast :D