Giant Bomb @ PAX East 2013: Soda Drinker Pro

Sody pop

I drank soda in a mouth at PAX.

If Bonus Sodas in the game could yield real-life Bonus Sodas, I'm sold.

BONUS SODA

I wish I could eat a soda...

dude doesn't break soda character

I sure could use a soda.

I hate soda, but I'm glad this happened.

edit: Jesus Christ I want that Bonus Soda app.

Will sounds high.....

BONUS SODA

Whats the backstory? some rich kid goofing around or something?

This game looks so fucking shitty. I can't even fully explain how shitty it looks. Its only saving grace is that it looks like it's not even trying.

Wait, I just got to the end. Greenlight this shit.

Soda is delicious.

This may not be milk drinker pro but I heard Ryan Davis is a milk drinker pro now.

Oh I visited the wrong video, I thought this was Breast Milk Drinker Pro

What will the collectors edition include?

They better have the Mythic Coke Chug Challenge in there.

Next up, Breast Milk Drinker Pro, starring Ryan Davis.

this dude is very good at being interviewed

Haha, this interview is amazing, nice work Ryan. You even got that hot exclusive at the end! I love that they managed to talk for almost 7 minutes about this game.

since my switch to drinking only water, i've been looking for a way to get my soda drinking fix.

so thank you will brierly, thank you for allowing me to simulate soda drinking in a safe environment.

3:26

BUT RYAN'S A MILK DRINKER PRO, AM I RIGHT, OR WHAT?

They are clearly kindred spirits.

Kudos to that dude for being totally prepared and rehearsed for every dumb question imaginable. I became a believer in Soda Drinker Pro by the end of it.

"when you play as the soda drinker you are the soda drinker"

yes

This man is a master troll.

This is better than any endurance run

How could you forget to ask him if there are upcoming Soda Drinker Pro brand sodas in the works?

This guy fucking rules.

@bjorntheunicorn: Because Ryan and Jeff are two of the major financial backers for SDP-Cola, so it would just be in poor taste to talk about that

I drank soda in a spooky forest at PAX. and also in a giant swimming pool. GOTY

This just proving if it's stupid enough GiantBomb will cover it.

Unity > First Person Controller > Toon Shader. Done.

...I wonder how much a booth at PAX Prime costs?

*Edit* Got to the end. This is a great awareness gimmick - come for the fun dumb soda game, check out our real game. They would've never been talked about if it was 'just another platformer,' great idea, props.

You say this as if it is a bad thing?

I am a soda drinker. We are all soda drinkers. I can only hope this game helps us see what unites us as humans, just moving through existence, drinking soda.

I would pay up to, but not exceeding, five US dollars for a Bonus Soda app.

He is the Dave Lang of Soda Simulation.

Judging by this guys eyes, the sequel will be "Pot Smoker Pro".

So who going to try and find the hidden passage way?

@iodine: Not necessarily but GB does tend to dabble a little too much in shittier games if they're ironic enough.

This guy is the most fun guy to talk to. And he's totally committed to the joke. It's great!

Soda Drinker Pro is the new Speed Tree

You can make fun of the game all you want, but this dude, unlike some developers, actually interviews -FANTASTICALLY-. Someone hire this man to run your game booth.

I can't play a game by a dev that's this goofy and awkward.

About halfway through this video you realize what an amazing bit of satire this guy is pulling.

Fucking incredible.

I'm really confused as to how this guy got booth space at PAX. Or did he just tape a banner to a wall and walk away?

This is why I come to Giantbomb!

@razielcuts: I can see your point.

I think that for now the guys usually are very adamant about liking stuff like this in the same way they like the Fast & Furious movies, because they are so stupid. If it comes to a point where SDP or similar ones get lengthy "intellectual" discussions on the podcast I will be the first one off the wagon though for sure/

pop.

wish I could eat Soda