Here's the Michael Phelps Game You've Always Wanted

Is that sexy?

Shit... those poor relatively attractive people and their forced smiles...

How is this even a real thing? What ungodly dimension or alternate reality have I entered?

Boob physics for the girl wearing gray is the most awesome thing in this ad.

@wizll said:

can't wait for the quick look

YES.

Wait... Is that guy in the little video window Phelps? I thought it was maybe develper in a speedo or they took your video image and stuck a speedo on you.

Would be a better game if they used your avatar in a speedo. Or ...... maybe not

even more dub step in game trailers? this is going to be an interesting trend.

That guy in the top right corner is priceless - I've actually seen people dance like this to dubstep ha ha ha

Wow, even Phelps looked bored out of his mind.

POT PIPES?!?!

First game to get Speedo license?

Obligatory: 'I never asked for this...'

Optimum Dive! Swim Now! Have a Stroke! Speedos! Wobble Bass! Woo woo woo wowowowowo woooo wowow! Kinect!

Hahahahahahahah....hahahahahahha....ahhhhhh.No but seriously I'm glad Microsofts finaly put out a game that will "Push the Limits" of the Kinect.

urrghhhh.... what is that horrible fake Drum n Bass shit that's playing throughout... That was worse than the game... which is really saying something

Did I see smoking paraphernalia in his living room?

Why don't we take the budget for this game, and put it into charity where it will turn a bigger profit?

Can I smoke bongs in this game?

Or is that DLC?

WOLF-PHELPS-STEIN

I hope this game loses a ton of money, and everyone learns a valuable lesson on how NOT to make a video game.

Well, this does not look like a giant turd at all...

This is a... Real thing?

Girl in purple is hot.

It's no longer a swimming action-RPG or whatever they were rambling about when they announced this project, so I am totally disinterested.

Good reach!

System seller right here!

Well, this game's certainly "causing some waves."

If you get what I'm saying.

If you're picking up what I'm putting down.

Awkward communal homo-eroticism, now for Xbox Kinect!

I'm loving that guy's eyebrows. Fucking aerodynamic!

oh

my

god

If you look closely, you can see the disappointment on Phelps' face. I feel for him.

@coonce said:

His eyebrows perfectly mimic the butterfly stroke

Speedos required.

(Speedo not included)

How did this not get canceled? Michael Phelps isn't relevant anymore.

Green power-ups, hein, HEIN, DO YOU GET IT? And wasn't there a bet between Jeff and Ryan or was it about another game?

Looks preety good. cant wait for the quick look and maybe scrub leauge/ tnt xo

This is a terrible commercial.

I'd be lying if I told you told yinz I'd been interested in this game, but if it even gets half those attractive ladies into ones house, it gets my vote.

I hope the soundtrack is an old Lil Wayne mixtape.

Ah, I love good material for Quick Looks, what would we do without shitty titles like this, fantastic!

This shit ain't no Wolphelpstein 3D, thats for sure.

It's like I took a time machine back into the 90s.

What a bunch of crap.

Goddammit 505. You're worse than Nazis.

It is better than Summer Athletics right?

I know some people worked hard on this, but c'mon. This is dumb. The reason you go swimming is to get away from playing video games for awhile, yeah?

Holy hell! I thought trailers where supposed to make games look somehow exciting?

Kinect is a Quicklook goldmine. Looking forward to it Giantbomb!

FINALLY! That Bombcast is one of my favorites.