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Kane & Lynch 2 "Burger Joint" Teaser

Watch two nude men beat off an angry attack dog.

Nov. 18 2009

Posted by: Jeff

In This Episode:

Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days

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What a splendor.

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DUDER IT'S OVAR.
 
But anyways, great to see theres a sequel. Loved the first.

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 That subtitle is going to get some weird traffic via google...

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it would be so awesome if Jeff reviewed this

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Edited By s-a-n-JR

Jeff needs to review this game. It's "confront your attacker" therapy.
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I'm not so sure I want to watch this video after reading the description.  That was your intent all along, wasn't it, you clever devil, you? 
 
Not that I can because it's DUDER OF DEATH TIME!!!

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@Venatio said:
" it would be so awesome if Jeff reviewed this "
i second that
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Edited By PhatSeeJay

Noes it's Duder time again!!!!

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@gh4l said:
" @Venatio said:
" it would be so awesome if Jeff reviewed this "
i second that "
i tripled that
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The choice of wording for this link is hilarious... "Watch two nude men beat off an angry attack dog" So their naked and attempting to masterbate an angry attack down? ...Word?

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Wait... What?

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They beat off a dog?! Really?! Beastiality CONFIRMED! 
 
And if this game sucks, will Jeff have to fire himself?!
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5 stars!

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I ever tell ya 'bout this one time, ma buddy Keith had ta beat off this vicious attack dog?... It weren't sexual or nuthin... well, I mean, he *did* used ta talk 'bout this ole' "red rocket" thang he did ta ole' yeller...

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This is going to be an 'Ugly' game...
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Video is broken... Just like the first game!
 
OH SNAP!

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They should just do a Freedom Fighters sequel.

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@AndrewB said:
"I ever tell ya 'bout this one time, ma buddy Keith had ta beat off this vicious attack dog?... It weren't sexual or nuthin... well, I mean, he *did* used ta talk 'bout this ole' "red rocket" thang he did ta ole' yeller... "
Is this really a good time for this Ellis?
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Nude men beating off a dog.  Something I could find on limewire instead?

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A trailer showing two men beating a dog? Awesome marketing Eidos.
 
 
Pass.

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Better not give this game to Jeff. He might get fired :P

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@Xolare said:
" DUDER IT'S OVAR.  But anyways, great to see theres a sequel. Loved the first. "
Sat that with a straight face and look at Jeff's eyes while you do it.
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@Xolare said:
"great to see theres a sequel. Loved the first. "
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I hope Jeff gets fired from Giant Bomb for reviewing this!

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@Darkstar614 said:
"  That subtitle is going to get some weird traffic via google... "
Safe Search: Off
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*Pukes* 

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woah two nude men beat off

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5/5 or you're going to be fired.

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This is actually more interesting to me than the trailers for the original game, by virtue of 'WTF'-style originality.

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@DiGiTaL_SiN: ba dum ching!
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Awesome! I was one of the few who really liked the first game :P

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I don't care how good this game may eventually look, I will never play it. Never.
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meh I'd give it a 6.5

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WE ARE BLESSED WARRIORZ!

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@MonkeysDad said:
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They beat off a dog?! Really?! Beastiality CONFIRMED! 
 
And if this game sucks, will Jeff have to fire himself?! "
lol
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God help the Gamespot employee who reviews this...

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I would really like to see the thought process that goes into creating this garbage. I mean really, who at Eidos thought this was a good idea for a trailer?

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red rocket, red rocket!!!

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Oh god, K&L2.... Let's hope they learned from their mistakes.

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Edited By Xeiphyer

The kane and lynch movie is going to be good, Bruce willis is Kane, thats awesome.
 
Also, the second game seems miles ahead of the first, but I wonder how it will compare to current games, it certinatly looks alright I suppose, I predict 4 stars, reviewed by Jeff, and of course he will give it an accurate review =P
 
Although, wouldn't it be great if he gave it 1 star, then pulled the review a bit later, and then 'quit' giantbomb =P just for laughs. It'd be awesome.

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One of my favorite games...so happy they're making a sequel, somehow all the bad thing reviewers were talking about in the first one didn't effect me when i played it. To tell the truth i think Jeff's problem played a big role on other gaming websites that's why a lower scores was given by reviewers everywhere.

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@MildMolasses said:
" red rocket, red rocket!!! "
:(
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i dont care if the game sucks, for a teaser trailer that was funny.
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Isn't this the game franshine that got someone fired? I meant no disrespect. Just wondering! 

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Ok that trailer was... meh. I'll take duder anyday.

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Watch two nude men beat off...

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Edited By Theresonlyone

TBH if Jeff can review this completely objectively and not let Gerstmanngate affect the outcome he is by far one of the best journalists in the world.

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Thank was cool.

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Edited By Yummylee

I laughed. And being a fan of the first somewhat, is was still incredibly flawed mind you, i'm looking forward to findin out more about the sequel.
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Lol!  WTF?!  Im not sure why but that made me laugh!   Good stuff!