You need Premium to view this

Subscribe to Giant Bomb Premium to get access to this and more premium shows, live streams, and podcasts.

Get Premium Learn More

Papa Vinny's Barbershop

Dan enlists Vinny to help him strike fear into the heart of his PAXAMANIA opponent, Alex Navarro.

Mar. 16 2015

Cast: Vinny, Dan

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

Mid-Game Haircut

269 Comments

Avatar image for mooseymcman
MooseyMcMan

12812

Forum Posts

5577

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 13

Well now then!

Avatar image for tournamentofhate
TournamentOfHate

880

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: -1

Apparently Dan didn't think that Vinny had enough kids to take care of.

Avatar image for chalkcharmer
chalkcharmer

333

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

@danryckert Hey - you look quite a bit like Jason Statham with that buzzcut. Not too bad my friend in American flag pants.

Avatar image for cooljammer00
cooljammer00

3187

Forum Posts

17

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Dan just wanted a free hair cut

Avatar image for stormedcloud11
stormedcloud11

16

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

As a former swimmer who used to do this every year for championships, and you should of used the towels you weren't using to catch the hair then put it in the trash can but we all learn different ways

Avatar image for humanity
Humanity

21857

Forum Posts

5738

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 40

User Lists: 16

I miss Vinny in front of the camera but this was awesome.

Avatar image for professornoodle
professornoodle

10

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Made my evening!

Avatar image for deliciousblt
DeliciousBLT

4

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Dan found a way to talk about wrestling over a haircut...cool.

Avatar image for andrewf87462
andrewf87462

1036

Forum Posts

45

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I'd quite happily let Vinny cut my hair, or whats left of it anyway. Balding guys unite!

Avatar image for chalkcharmer
chalkcharmer

333

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Because I must prove:

No Caption Provided
No Caption Provided

Avatar image for icyeyes
IcyEyes

607

Forum Posts

5394

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Edited By IcyEyes
No Caption Provided

Watching papa Vinny cut little Dan's hair was adorable.

Avatar image for tyrellocp
TyrellOCP

487

Forum Posts

107

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 4

This is a wonderful website and I am proud to pay for the privilege of access to videos like this.

Avatar image for ishimurad
IshimuraD

482

Forum Posts

2882

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 3

This is amazing. I love the dynamic between Dan and Vinny, makes me wish they could interact more often.

Avatar image for takua108
takua108

1596

Forum Posts

3503

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 16

@szlifier said:
No Caption Provided

That was pretty great.

Thank you for this, you made my day.

Avatar image for tiamatsword22
Tiamatsword22

639

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By Tiamatsword22

YES!

I kind of wish Vinny had left a big patch of hair on the back of Dans head that he wouldn't know about.

Avatar image for junkboy
Junkboy

653

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

This site single handedly balances the scale of awesome on the internet.

Avatar image for otherjmac
otherjmac

3

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Real men don't use any guard at all! Number zero haircut every other week!

Real talk, though, super disappointed there wasn't another guard to make the pizza slice possible.

Avatar image for hwy_61
hwy_61

1062

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

Yo, when is Vinny opening that Barber Shop/pizza place?

Avatar image for kurlburl
KurlBurl

152

Forum Posts

2

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By KurlBurl

Wow, more of this. More Vinny. More everything! XD

Avatar image for rcath
rcath

677

Forum Posts

82

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

love seeing GB members from both halves of the country hanging out.

Avatar image for chadappell73
chadappell73

30

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Avatar image for bobatrainwreck
BobaTrainwreck

807

Forum Posts

4

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

When Dan wore his sunglasses at PAXAMANIA he looked like Max Payne in Brazil

Avatar image for brundage
Brundage

515

Forum Posts

474

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 10

"It looks too artsy" smh

Avatar image for thepoark
thePoark

184

Forum Posts

183

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 0

Oh man, that look at the end -- love that Vinny!

Avatar image for disemboweler
Disemboweler

41

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

@triumvir said:

Seeing Dan with what basically amounted to a shitty undercut made my fucking day. What a Fancy Lad!

HAHAHA!

Avatar image for kurlburl
KurlBurl

152

Forum Posts

2

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Dan might look tough if he didn't have that stack of dimes supporting his shorn head. He needs to work the Red Rooster gimmick and peck his way to a stronger neck.

That must be the funniest comment I've read all day. Also I totally agree with you.

Avatar image for xel
Xel

334

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Is this slowly turning into Jackass? Is Dan eventually going to barf live on the internet or something?

So you haven't seen the video with him and Danny O'Dwyer yet?

Avatar image for chillicothe
Chillicothe

1134

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 8

lol @ the marquee link below the video. Dan continues to be Anime as hell.

Avatar image for yapapanda
YapaPanda

305

Forum Posts

1727

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Straight up favorite part is just Ian in all the clothes just looking.

Avatar image for deactivated-629e6affc23b3
deactivated-629e6affc23b3

95

Forum Posts

28

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

@stalefishies said:

If you're going to shave your head for dumbass video game wrestling, then why would you not do it lucha de apuesta style and have the main event be mask vs. hair? I mean, c'mooon!

I thought that's what must've happened before I saw all the PAX shenanigans.

Avatar image for ejc93
ejc93

112

Forum Posts

170

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Straight up favorite part is just Ian in all the clothes just looking.

I wonder if this happened before or after Vinny paid him $5 to pretend to be a dog during PAXAMANIA.

Avatar image for mogoping
Mogoping

115

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Oh so that's what happened to Dan's hair. Got it done by an expert!

Avatar image for deactivated-68144d1e634f7
deactivated-68144d1e634f7

648

Forum Posts

46

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

@danryckert I do this about every 2 weeks. I use the 1/2 sized one. It's like $30 - $50 for the trimmer kit depending on how fancy of one you want and then you have to maybe buy shampoo once a year. Totally worth it

Avatar image for richyhahn4
richyhahn4

316

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

The wiki tag is my favorite part of this, GB is my favorite fiction

Avatar image for mike
mike

18011

Forum Posts

23067

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: -1

User Lists: 6

I'm not even THAT drunk, really.

Famous last words!

Avatar image for mosaicm80
MosaicM80

397

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

More Vinny, always more Vinny.

@takua108 said:

@szlifier said:
No Caption Provided

That was pretty great.

Thank you for this, you made my day.

Hahaha, love this!

Avatar image for sogelegos
sogelegos

21

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

@johnnymcginley: You can tell how wasted Dan is by how often he says "Damn."

Avatar image for benmo316
Benmo316

1155

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I called Papa Vinny's Barbershop to try and book an appointment. They are booked through the rest of 2015!

Avatar image for clipeuh
clipeuh

40

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By clipeuh

Vinny, I love you.

Avatar image for deactivated-6820bf7acbd84
deactivated-6820bf7acbd84

1448

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

"You look like a convict." - Drew

Avatar image for davidh219
davidh219

904

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 1

Dan's looking pretty good. His normal hair is so "normal dude" that it doesn't even have any sort of identity. It's like a black hole for individual expression. At least shaved is a kind of style, lol.

Avatar image for charlesalanratliff
CharlesAlanRatliff

5763

Forum Posts

13647

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 34

A video starring Vinny and Dan makes me very happy.

Avatar image for i_stay_puft
I_Stay_Puft

5585

Forum Posts

1879

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 5

Now we know the origins of Max Payne. That wraps up that story.

Avatar image for ghost_cat
ghost_cat

2840

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Where can I book an appointment?

Avatar image for hardywells
Hardywells

101

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Dan: I'm not even that drunk!

Vinny: ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Avatar image for divergence
divergence

513

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

ladies and gentlemen behold the future of gaming coverage: dudes getting haircuts and father and son drinking together and talking about all their crazy escapades. Radical.

Avatar image for gaff
gaff

2768

Forum Posts

120

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Edited By gaff

I can't have been the only one to think of DmC DANte, right? Right after Vinny shaves off the sides?

Right?!