Papa Vinny's Barbershop

I want to shave my head now. It looks so care-free.

The fact we can't have more Vinny / Dan content on a regular basis saddens me... deep... in.... my.... heart.

This was awesome. Brad, Jeff and Drew next!

This is way funnier than it has any right to be.

Vinny has the same clippers I do.

@evilrazer: if you stay in shape, going bald means absolutely nothing

Good stuff.

There's not a man alive that looks better bald than they would with a full head of hair. I don't mean that as some kind of asshole-ish troll bait to people that are bald/balding, it's just my honest opinion.

Great video :D

Didn't mean to offend anyone duders, I was on my phone and forgot to mention that considering other qualities I was born with, going bold would be just over the top. No bold diss in this thread, everyone listen to Pimp a Butterfly and spread love.

Is there anywhere to watch the PAXamania? Seems like a good thing to put on while doing homework tonight.

If you're gonna have few Dan/Vinny interactions, you gotta make them as extreme as this. Fun stuff.

I love Papa Vinny! I want a Papa Vinny of my own!

buzz cut + beard growth would produce a golden mr. Ryckert.

Oh Dan... never change... please. :)

What has this website become?

@evilrazer: Michael Stipe looks better bald!

@lab392: I find that, even after you do it solo in the mirror, you should have another person do one more go on you to get any stray hairs you can't see.

The greatest thing.

This is Premium alright.

Dan looks a bit like Moby now.

I would totally go to Papa Vinny's for a pizza and a buzz cut, even though I've been doing my own since college!

dammit I love this website

I just watched 7 minutes of a man getting a haircut, and I loved every minute of it.

Looking good Dan!

Welcome to the club Dan. You can never go back.

@vinny- So, this is a new feature right? "Papa Vinny's Barbershop"? We can look forward to more of these, right?

Man, imagine a weekly podcast with Jeff, Vinny, Dan and brad. Fuck! VINNY COME BACK!

Shave head. Use the hair as topping on pizza. Welcome to Papa Vinny's!

This should have been a hair vs hair match

I had hair past the middle of my back for years until 2005 when I just shaved it all off with a razor. Never looked back. Keep the beard. Shave the scalp. You look tough as hell and people won't mess with you. Also, be 6'4 and 300 lbs. Lift some weights. That helps. Mostly, just shave your head, though, I think. It also makes you faster because you're more aerodynamic. My facial hair goes back and forth between a tight beard and 10-11 inches. I suggest Dan shave the chin and do the muttonchops into mustache thing (ala Lemmy). Just because it seems like no one does that anymore.

I used to always have my hair like this as a kid but now as someone with a very deep receding hairline, I often wonder if I should try it again. My hair is an absolute mess. As my hair has grow, it curls up at the ends and separates in the middle making my hairline extremely obvious, especially if it's windy. Even using product only works for a limited time.

This has persuaded me to get drunk tonight. I don't know why.

Now I really want a papa vinny buzz cut.

yup!

Is Dan getting his head shaved canon?

I've had a Wahl for 4 years and it's never done me wrong.

Love the cut! I think it suits Dan perfectly.

@stalefishies said:

It'd've been cool if he wore a mask at first and then there was a reveal at some point.

It's slowly being retconned.

Dan my boy, your's is a head for hair. I shaved my head for a long, but in the last couple of year, I've been embracing my lustrous locks, as should you.

Move back to SF, Vinny!

God dammit I love this website so goddamn much.

wow dan does a thing! premium membership well spent

I can't grow a decent head of hair. Too thick, just sticks straight out. Crazy dumb whirls everywhere.

So I either have to have it real long or real short. And real short is a hell of a lot easier.

Bought a clipper thing 18 years ago and never looked back. Wonder how much I've saved by cutting my own hair for so long.

Say goodbye to the pizza-slice guy.

Fierce motherucker!

@enai:

@szlifier said:

That was pretty great.

THIS.

Did Vinny say he was drunk and stoned at 0:55?

I'm hearing "Drunken Stunt"