PAX East 2015: The Giant Bomb Panel

COLLUSION MACHINE

Nice, it will fun to watch this post PAXAMANIA.

And now you know why Tim Allen's real name is Tim DICK.

Is that Boston Jim Beam?

"Do you think there should be ethics in games journalism?"

"Nah, dawg."

- Jeff Gerstmann, the most ethical man in gaming

This reeks of collusion.

Where is the video they watch in the beginning

whew I missed the twitch stream, been waiting for this.

Is the video they're showing off screen at the start available to watch anywhere?

Adult machine adult machine, fire up those neurons!

T.A. bring s that F game sonnnnnnnn

Love these panels - missed the first half of the livestream. Thanks for posting this Duders!

Goddammit Tim Allen.

Moment of truth: time to see if I'm actually on camera when they ask about the book.

Also Jeff said they'd edit in the CAH video. Did they not do it?

Edit: Huh, maybe they'll post the CAH video online somewhere.

Also yay, you can hear me at least. That's good.

Someone is totally going to quote Jeff Gerstmann reading Tim Allen out of context.

I actually liked Don't Stand Too Close, specifically when Tim talked about his childhood and being a father.

Unfortunately there are some sexist bits although they pretty much range on the joking side.

@lightdud: https://www.youtube.com/user/giantbombunarchived/videos

Yeah, I remember enjoying the first half, where he talks about his time in jail (telling the story that gives the book its name) and how he got into comedy, but then I stopped, and Jeff reading the pages out loud remind me why I did.

In case you wanted to skip the CAH video like I did, 8:30 is when it ends.

@sicamore: Awesome, thank you man!

I really want to see that video they showed at the start. Does Anyone know where to find it?

:|

Good God this posted quickly. Thank you Drew and Jason!

It's been awhile since I cringed this much during a panel Q&A.

Thank you for this! I didn't get to see this live.

The lack of the CAH video is a bit weird...

@kasaioni:

"Just the sight of a pretty woman makes me want to make dinner reservations." — Jeff Gerstmann, 2015

Oh hey, I like all the people on that panel.

And look at Lang in that thumbnail, looking so business.

Here is a link to the video being played that we're not seeing

Video

FUCKIN' TIM ALLEN, MAN!

That guy who didn't understand that people were laughing with him and not at him.

Then there's the part where a guy tries to do an awkward character and the crew doesn't get it. THEN there's the "hire Cara Ellison" whisperer.

The messiest QA yet.

Also I'd like to see you guys change up your formula for future panels. It's feeling kind of routine and stale at this point with the only novel thing being the Harmonix/Lang skits in the middle.

EA Games: Challenge Everything; Go back to your desk

Quote of the year

These fucking Q&As. I just can't...nope.no.

@aegon: Which guy? The guy who kept asking them how to not look like an asshole? Cause I definitely thought that was a laughing-at, not a laughing-with.

And that awkward guy was being awkward on purpose? If so he did an extremely good job of selling it.

Oh my god, that is like hearing the cries of the damned.

Ha, the mics really weren't picking up the crowd during the Twitch stream, so it sounded like the coldest, quietest audience ever. Glad to see that wasn't the case!

Goddamnit the game show :D :D :D :D

Absolutely disgusting. This is the most egregious violation of journalistic ethics I've ever seen. I am unsubscribing.

A literal Collusion Machine.

Unless you're a fan of fremdschamen, do yourselves a favor and skip the QA part.

Yes! It's official! Dan is in charge of fun!

Really? Usually the crew is pretty good with showing what's on the stream but really(Dave Langs' Blue Dot)? But come on, you're really going to spend 8 minutes of this video just watching people watching a fucking video? Sure the video may be available elsewhere but come on.

A cut, an edit, or something instead of just watching people watch a video. There is no excuse when they've done better in the past.

You would think someone would have pointed the camera to the video being played, even if it's available on youtube.

Man, the guy that said "Anyway..." inadvertently stumbled into hilarity but didn't understand why people were laughing and then :(

Anyone know where to find the video they were watching during the first 10 minutes with Jeff and Max?

Dan's Crazy Blinking at 3:30 - There was the real Twitch

Wait when did Dan change his view on Peace Walker? Every time he's talked about it before he's said it was bad and that he didn't want to play it again.

Weird, the CAH video was shown during the original stream.

Man, they need to do that style Pax video at E3 or hell TGS would be epic

John Drake is such a dick lol