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Posted By Cogzwell

@turboman 15:20 the escape attempt, watch out for when Vinny talks about "Red team trying to escape."

16:25 when they make fun of the tutorial guy's voice also pretty good.

golden quote at 20:06 though.

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Edited By jbuchan76

This looks so bad, i might just play it..

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Edited By MoonwalkSA

I love that the leaderboard was populated almost entirely by hackers and testers and people from the company that made it. Always a great sign of a successful game.

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Edited By Dizzyhippos

That guy talking during the tutorial sounds exactly like the guy that does the unity tutorials O_O

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Edited By beatnik11

That is a real good This Old House voice

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Posted By Rodiard


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Posted By coaxmetal

oh shit I always wondered how to play dig dug jeff!

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Posted By CrippWox


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Posted By McGhee

This game looks like it was made by an artificial intelligence programmed to make racing games, but it has not yet learned what the meaning of "fun" is.

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Posted By Slaegar

What's with the weird not-Hives ripoff music? Sounds exactly like Main Offender at parts.

I was getting some serious Hives vibes too.

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Edited By Grilledcheez


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Posted By Glots

Also, this was once again a fine example of dat great british accent Jeff pulls around 23:55. Reminded me of few other Quick Looks and Ryan. I wish they'd one day do a whole QL while talking like that...

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Posted By cigaro

"You and Sergeant Noodle Beef"

I was dying hahahaha

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Posted By ClairvoyantVibrations

"Go into that geodesic dome and tear shit up!"

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Edited By danimal_furry

"Should I buy this or GTA V?"

Also, whales do love some good toxic waste.

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Posted By DirkGently
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Posted By chilipeppersman

@revulsive: agreed. i could barely make it through the first two. this looks pretty bad too tho

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Posted By Rhombus_Of_Terror

@kerse said:

@milkman said:

Quick Look of the year contender right here.

Its pretty good, but don't forget about the motorbike quick look.

EuroTruck Simulator was this year too. Never forget.

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Posted By Aegon

@dezztroy: No, that was a stereotypical Mexican accent.

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Posted By aceofspudz

I am agog at this piece of work. It looks and sounds like it was made at a gamejam. The voiceover guy is an incredible stickler about clean racing for a hotwheels game for kids. Germans, man.

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Posted By Corvak

@theht: We need the end of every quick look to be the game's steam forum

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Edited By Dezztroy

That was totally a German accent, not Swedish.

e: Oh god, they gave the yellow team a guy with a stereotypical asian voice.

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Posted By melodiousj

Every QL needs to end with either a trip to Miiverse or the Steam Forums.

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Posted By killergrapefruit

That weird moment when you recognize the music out of porn at 14:44...

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Posted By TruthTellah

Oh wow. This Quick Look was better than it had any right to be.

There needs to be a Giant Bomb entry for that folksy narrator. I want him for all tutorials.

"Now that guy... he's an idiot. Let me tell you how it really is."

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Edited By RonnieBarzel

@shagge said:

I haven't heard a voiceover that passive-aggressive since "RIDER MEET HORSE".

Oh god, why did you have to mention that? I had managed to supress memories of "MotionSports" for what I thought would be the rest of my life...

EDIT: The Yellow Team support voice vaguely reminds me of host Sparky Whitmore from the most recent Kinect 'Family Feud.'

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Edited By csl316

This was super engaging and it had no right to be!

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Posted By Bam_Boozilled

@jjweatherman: Ha I suppose that's true. I was expecting 25+ when I read your comment. But yeah, maybe hot wheels games just shouldn't be made, if they are anything like this.

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Posted By marblecmoney

Donkey Kong?

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Posted By heatDrive88


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Edited By JJWeatherman

@jjweatherman said:

@likeassur said:

Never thought I'd see a Hot Wheels game. My inner kid is screaming with joy.

Well, there have already been quiiiiite a few...

Not as many as all those i's in quite suggests.

Um, okay. I suppose that's subjective. I'd consider 16 Hot Wheels games to be quiiiiite a few, considering even one Hot Wheels game sounds like too many to me.

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Posted By Bam_Boozilled

@likeassur said:

Never thought I'd see a Hot Wheels game. My inner kid is screaming with joy.

Well, there have already been quiiiiite a few...

Not as many as all those i's in quite suggests.

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Posted By kirkdouglas
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Remember. Always use safety glasses.

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Edited By Lysergica33

@solh0und said:

Hot Wheels: Turbo Racing on PSX was awesome. What have they done with the license?

I played that game to DEATH. I bet it's probably not so awesome from a perspective that isn't an 8 year old kid, but fond memories that immediately came flooding back when I saw this.

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Posted By del129

The instructor's voice sounds like the guy from the Flash Traffic FMV game. The PO-liceman.

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Edited By SatelliteOfLove

It's everything I hate about game design in one package short of lolis.

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Posted By LegendaryChopChop

lol leaderboards

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Posted By Justin258

Never thought I'd see a Hot Wheels game. My inner kid is screaming with joy.

Whoa, they've had tons of them. You should play Hot Wheels Turbo Racing, it's a legitimately good game.

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Edited By leebmx

@leebmx: It's Mr. Rich Gallup, formerly of GameSpot.com fame. He hosted the Hotspot, On the Spot, and a variety of other shows, such as Button Mashing, from which that photo was taken.

Oh that's who it is. Didn't recognise him in the Santa hat and glasses. Thanks.

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Posted By Wonloong

Cue green flash on screen.

Vinny: "What is that"

Jeff: "What is anything? What am I?"

Jeff just went existential there.

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Posted By SleazyWizard

GOTY lists are filling up.

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Posted By Jennifyre

Another amazing quick look!

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Posted By WolfHazard

This is the best quick look in a really long time, i as laughing my ass off. dear lord

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Edited By atomic_dumpling

I wonder -- with online leaderboards on the PC always being hacked (apparently with great ease), how is it working out on the console side? Are leaderboards just something inherently broken these days? In that case, why bother?

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Posted By armaan8014

this game is the best thing to come out on my birthday since me.

nice one :P

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Posted By cooljammer00

What's with the weird not-Hives ripoff music? Sounds exactly like Main Offender at parts.