The Second Half of That Hitman DLC

This is absolutely glorious. Please do Blood Money duders!

We need Drew to come in on this during the next episode. Drew would bring sanity to Dans craziness.

I kinda love how this almost turned into a trilogy. Looking forward to this as a monthly feature.

Devil Dan on Bumbling Brad's shoulder through the entire Hitman series would be amazing!

I loved this.

But (and I recognise that this is *my* problem - because I know about the game so much, Dan and Brad don't and that's fine) it was so INCREDIBLY frustrating to watch them just missing details like the phone and the exploding golf ball. Agonising and painful and, gosh!

..... play the tutorial mission again please.

That being said, I love that Brad and Dan were able to do so many objectives(the stage clear screen at the end) to set up opportunities for a kill and managed to take advantage of zero of those opportunities.

#BREAKTHESCIENCE

Spaghetti Sauce too OP.

This was so fucking great to watch.

"Shit this guy's been up to. Winning awards. Sick fuck."

That whole sequence was incredible.

And I'm not sure if Dan knows what "circumcise!" means!

This was the best.. People who are "infuriated" need to chill and enjoy the madness. Please more

"Circumscientist" is the worst thing I've ever heard and I hate it and I love it.

Man, they were so close to the exploding golf ball...

These two videos were great. Can't wait for to see Brad/Dan tackle the next mission when it comes out.

10/10 this was hilarious

I wouldn't mind watching Brad play through some of the user made hits in a future installment. Maybe as an all spaghetti run.

First world problems.

This really makes me want to play Hitman but seeing as they have showed so much of the first two episodes, I don't feel like playing them myself now. On the other hand this series is pretty fun so I don't mind watching it.

The more I see of this game the more the episodic episodes formular seems to make sense for this game. First of all the levels are HUGE and there's a ton of stuff to do in each level. But if the game was "just" released as one big game to begin with I would just breeze through the levels. Meaning I would find whatever method that would work for me for completing that level and then I would never play the same level twice. Therefore I would miss out on a ton of stuff. But by having the levels roll out over time you don't have the same drive to constantly move onward. You actually want to just mess around and see all the crazy stuff that's hidden in each level because you are not in a hurry.

I'm surprised no one dug this one up yet. If someone has too much time and plans on making a compilation of the Sapienza videos, this needs to play in it.

18:45
That was a legit AI goof. He shouldn't have know something foul was going down, and technically didn't. He was reacting to the forklift alarm, which was still active, and was now no longer being attended to, since Brad assassinated the guy who was "investigating" it. Which is of course also not something he should've been aware of. Probably something Io should take a look at.

Serpentine Serpentine!

Someone is doing something they shouldn't!

Those were some good two hours of fumbling around.

Hitman: Spaghetti Chronicles

I play these games in the complete opposite way that they do - but man, I hope they keep at this because it's been fun to watch

Well done Brad and Dan, these two videos have been a riot. Keep up the very fine work.

"Oh man, are they gonna do it in the grandma's room?"
"Yeah, that's weird, her ghost is in there."

I fucking adore this site.

Spaghetti!

Absolutely loved this. Can´t wait to play it.

I think I love these so much because I've never played a hitman game so, I get all the comedy with none of the frustration of knowing how the game is played.

"spaghetti and circumcise" is the new "netflix and chill"

"Brad you're starting to make Drew look like a Ninja"

I lost it at that line, brilliant.

"No witnesses! THROW SPAGHETTI AT HIM!"

Even IN-CONTEXT, that is hilarious. Brad and Dan need to do more together, Dan's wild energy is the perfect foil for Brad's more serious mentality.

1:02 I stand outside the quick look room laughing. Won't you hear me, won't you see. Brad and Dan, I'm begging you, play more Hitman. Brad and Dan, I'd follow you, I'm watching you (your videos)! Brad and Dan, come back to me (next month) or I will find......47 ways.......to unsubscribe.

Man, congratulations, IO! I think most people, including me, were expecting this to flop, but they seem to be consistently pushing fun missions.

EDIT: Dan, the man who subsists on Taco Bell, thinks video game enemies shouldn't smoke because it's bad for them.

Please make this a regular thing.

Dan: "STOP DRAGGING THE BODY!" Brad: "I'm good, I'm good." Far-off voice: "HEY, SOMEONE'S DRAGGING A BODY!" Too good.

Please make this a recurring feature, it's utterly hilarious.

"You're the circumscientist!" This may be the best thing I've ever watched.

Don't wait for the next DLC! Just play some of the older games using Dan's same 'ruleset'.

I would like to just copy-paste this a thousand times in the comment section.

@mythdark: which is funny because whenever brad goes into menus people nearly always bitch about that too. Guess you can never win. Unless you're vinny. :D

Yeah, a lot of people are unfortunately being very hypocritical when it comes to shit like that. But at least the difference would be that they know more about the games mechanics.

How did you not think of: "You're about to get popped." ?! Hahaha. Great episode. I can't believe you made it through after exhausting close to every disguise. Brad and Dan have such different play styles that these videos just have to work.

Dan, no one likes a backseat hitman.

This is exactly the kind of content I come to Giantbomb for.

This was fucking excellent. Keep up the good work fellas.

I wanna see the Golf coach kill in the sex room! do a part 3!!!!

After watching Metal Gear Scanlon and this, I have come to the conclusion that I really don't like watching Dan dictate how others play a stealth game.

Brad is so bad at video games :)