This Kid Can't Believe This Skylanders Trap Team Trailer

* Visual Effect Added*

*Traptanium Portal TM Does Not Project*

Disclaimer: Action figures do not come to life. Gameplay isn't as fun as CG animated trailer.

I LOVE CRYSTALS

Anybody else getting some serious Nights vibes from the mediocre CGI?

I misread skylanders for windjammers. God damnit.

That trailer was about 3 times longer than it needed to be.

I wish I were a kid and could get super into this.

Oh goodie, more shit to buy! Rake it in, Activision...rake it in.

So now in Skylanders you enslave sentient beings to pit fight. That's cool!

real

trap

shit

Uncle Peter is going to be really angry when he finds out these kids opened his mint in box Skylanders figures and were playing with them.

@bwheeeler: I'm glad I'm not a parent with kids into this though, has to be expensive as fuck.

edit: John DiMaggio is in absolutely everything, holy crap.

Uncle Peter is into some sick shit.

So has Spyro been written out or something?

Activision has made their mistake with this franchise by requiring new bases. People are going to start get real weary when they have to shell out with a portal every year if that becomes the trend.

Also I fucking love the wiki blurb on the side of this page.

"Hold living things captive and listen to them scream from inside their cage!"

STRAIGHT TRAPPIN' ON THESE STREETS....slinging that crystal bitches!

TRAPAHOLICS

Skylanders: #TWERKTEAM

Young Vinny?

This is why you adults need adBlock. You can't let your kids see this stuff. You literally can't afford it.

EXPOSITION!

Also, has Spyro basically been swept under the rug now? No sign of him or Drobot anywhere.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the coolest part of the trailer. They could totally do it but it would add to the cost of the unit.

how did these kids get into jeff's house

Is Uncle Peter secretly Jeff, the only adult to play with this bullshit?

Was that blue guy's accent supposed to change every sentence?

A$AP SKYLANDER - TRAP LORD

#twerkteam

Titanium Portal does not project

Calling their new Skylanders game a Trap. There's irony somewhere in there, I know it.

only 'some' toys sold separately? quite a step up!

@jaycee: Wouldn't surprise me. I read a Polygon article on Skylanders that stated they came up with the Skylanders idea first and just tacked it onto the Spyro brand for extra name recognition. But now Skylanders is more wide-known than Spyro is.

I approached this trailer saying " no, fuck you, I won't buy another round of these stupid things!" But now... Having watched that new trailer... What the hell is wrong with me?

Dayum son, where'd you find this?

So if each trap crystal only traps a specific character, then it is like buying a Skylander figure that you can't play with till you find then in the game. On the flip side it gives them an opportunity to advertise to you after you defeat each boss, plus those crystals are probably cheaper to manufacture than the figures.

Indeed.

I tried to watch this, but it was too insufferable past the first minute, I guess I'll wait for Jeff's shenanigans.

Skylanders was a Jumanji reboot all along.

@amyggen: Billy West as that little green thing to if I heard right.

That green dude. Is that...Fry?

I think it's super meta that I'm here, staring at my screen with approximately no clue as to what the fuck's going on in this video of these kids staring at a wall, with approximately no clue as to what the fuck's going on.

Skylanders Swap Force was fantastic! The real question is... Traps, Marvel Infinity, or sell a kidney and get both?

Yeah, you're right. It's a Futurama reunion up in here!

Quickly, kids! You need to grab your parent's wallet and go to your nearest retailer to buy the crystals we need to catch more bad guys!

THATS A CERTIFIED HOOD CLASSIC!

48 comments and not one of them is "When the light is green, the trap is clean" jokes?

Bad Giant Bomb! Bad!

If that little green veggie-shooting guy isn't called Russell Sprout then no sale

Could not watch the whole thing. A little too cringe inducing.