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Today We Fix The NFL Blitz/NBA Showtime Machine (Or Die Trying)

Let's point cameras into the back of a Sports Station cabinet and desperately poke at it until we make it work!

Apr. 5 2017

Cast: Jeff, Jason

Posted by: Jason

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Was a bit sad i missed this live!

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Finally a sequel to Vinny fixing his joust machine!

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I was so happy for Jeff when the dipswitch theory was the correct one

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This was a good ass stream

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viewer discretion advised, jeff does in fact die trying

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@primworm: do yourself a favor and look up the beginning of the stream once it hits the unarchived channel

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I love content like this!

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i'm shocked.

or jeff is,

whatevs.

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Wait, They still have the couch? Or is that somebody elses weird plaid love seat off to the left?

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That machine was one day short of 18 years old at the time of this recording. Really expected a bad joke from Jeff.

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I'm guessing they survived if they uploaded the video.

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I always dreamed about digging in the back of an arcade machine. Bad ass guys!

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@zfubarz: It's the old couch.

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Ah, that NBA on NBC on that Showtime machine...

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edit: The Couch! I'm glad it's safe.

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So is that a ps 3 emulated Game with the xmb?

Also are you telling me at any point I could have played a free mode as easy as booting into diagnostics and played unlimited mortal kombat 3 back in middle School? Omg my parents probably forked over hundreds of dollars over the years to mk mk 2 and mk 3 machines. In sixth grade I won 200 bucks at a mortal ko bat 2 tournament it was my crowning arcade achievement. I was esports good at mortal kombat.

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Hey I just got to the part where we learn this is the main thoroughfare for the floor. Will we hear super secret clandestine CBS intel???

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Wow, I can't believe it was in Jason's contract to upload this video in the case of Jeff's death.

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Jeff fix the arcade to collect money since it's located in a thorough way of the office.

All according to Keikaku

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This is such a cool video. Thanks, Jeff and Jason!

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Enjoyed this video a lot, love watching repairs of weird old shit like this!

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@monkeyman04: Cool thanks, I don't think I remembered seeing it since they moved downstairs, guess it's on the other side of the pillar from where they usually shoot the mailbags. It's just not Giantbomb without Shaq, the couch and Luchadeer.

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the good content.

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In an automotive club in high school we had a friend, named Jason, who volunteered to do every dangerous task. I say it was an automotive club but it actually encompassed many disciplines...our most complete project was a solar powered boat which competed in and won a national competition, we also did robotics, tried to turn a '42 Chevy into a hot rod, souped up golf carts for campus security and one time I pulled brodies in a pickup truck with no body panels and a school desk for a driver's seat...anyway we really wanted to take a CRT apart but were worried about the capacitor discharge killing one of us. So Jason said he'd discharge it, he spent 20 minutes throwing a screwdriver at the contacts trying to get an arc until we gave up and just dropped it off a roof. He also wanted to discharge 12 huge capacitors (a little larger than a tall boy) we had paralleled together for the boat project with his tongue. I literally had to tackle him to get him to stop. Another time he decided to test a load on an electric motor by gripping the shaft with his hand wrapped in his shirt, after nearly being choked by his shirt getting wound up on the motor he had to go home and get a new shirt as his was torn.

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A quick Bing search found the manual and explained what each dip switch setting does.
http://pdf.textfiles.com/manuals/ARCADE/K-R/Midway%20Sportstation%20(25in%20Standard%204%20Player)%20[Operation]%20[English].pdf

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What the hell is that cat noise every 30 seconds.

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The best part of the messed up audio before this video starts.

https://i.imgur.com/RWGYAhW.gif

Sauce: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=233432906&postcount=18503

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I don't understand any of this!

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Well that was the worst production of any content I've seen on this site. Just dolly the cab back to the studio.

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I like to watch...

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@pixeld: There's probably a bunch of problems with that, not least of which would be the studio being a really small space; I bet it's way tinier than it looks to us at home. Plus it'd be littered with wires and equipment that would get in the road while you were shifting the cabinet. It'd be wayyy easier to just do all this in situ and save yourself the pain the arse of moving the cab there and back, even if it does mean a dip in production quality.

For mine, I enjoyed this. Just hangin' out, shooting the shit and noodling around with nigh-arcane arcade shit.

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@pixeld: boi you aint seen shit then, this is gold

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This was Druaga1 levels of making old shit work. Pretty low levels, because it works (so far), and there was no weed jokes.

Would hazely watch more.

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The understandable earlier technical glitches aside, this was hella fun to watch.

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What the hell is that cat noise every 30 seconds.

jeff's cat is tired of being kept out of the spotlight.

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also arcade machines are scary as fuck.

man that's smooth blitz gameplay.

jeff reminds me i need to get some actually nice sneakers and/or boots.

more GB videos need a minute or so of random black screens.

"does it have street fighter in it?" -jason. bahaha.

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R.I.P.

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I wish I had an arcade at work :(

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Always terrifying digging around or watching someone dig around in arcade machines. Since they uploaded the video I think it's safe to say no one dies a horrible electric death and is safe to watch.

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How's the old gal doing? Did she survive the night?

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The unarchived beginning part of this was simply magical.

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Arcade machines are terrifying when it comes to maintenance. Feel like I've heard a million people say they can kill you in all kinds of ways if you make the slightest of dumb mistakes while handling them lol.

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Jeff with some nice AJ 4s

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@jeff Damn dude, looking svelte!