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We Can't Even Remember if We're Supposed to be Working Today, So Here's a Week-Old Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII

Note to Square-Enix: This is what happens when you send us trailers late on the Friday before a week-long holiday vacation.

Dec. 31 2012

Posted by: Alex

168 Comments

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I can't tell if the frame rate is just bad or if something went wrong with the video.

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Even by Final Fantasy standards this is a bad name.

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this trailer is begging for a reversed 'deal with it' gif.

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@WMoyer83 said:

Why dedicate two sequels to a lackluster entry in the series? Why not dedicate time to one of these ideas: A.) revisit a more familiar popular franchise game (i.e final fantasy 7-2, Chrono trigger 2) B.) create a entirely new Rpg IP C.) dedicate resources to finishing Versus. I do not understand why Square Enix wants to keep wasting time and money on the 13 Franchise.

A. They would need to rebuild those and spend even more resources

B. They already have assets that they've already spent a lot of resources on in building FFXIII so creating IP is just going to be more resources spent.

C. Because they are probably lacking resources in the first place and most likely that game might actually be far or is still halfway from being finished and so they need some more cash to come in since financially they are not doing so well.

In summary, they just need to make money ASAP and not try to risk it by doing the recommendations your saying.

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Edited By jonny_mung

I will buy this.

Having said that... I think it would be better if they put Big Bo in it.

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Can we go back to FF not trying to mimic bad anime? Please, Square-Enix? And can you hire some decent english writers/translators sometime in the near future?

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WTF square.... that city, those textures, that skybox. this game looks like shit....graphics-wise at least

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Just gonna throw in this gif and be on my way out, guys.

Click me to make the magic animation happen!
Click me to make the magic animation happen!
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Edited By tebbit

This looks very much like a PS2 game which... at the end of the current gen lifecycle, is not what I'm looking for.

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needs more hallways.

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"Stop asking for Type-0 and Bravely Default and want thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!"

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@Winternet said:

@PistolPackinPoet said:

Hey , while I love your attempts to humor us with your dry humor, keep the headlines professional. You can put your zany jokes in the article portion. Thanks.

Also , please don't do what this dude says. Thanks.

Also , please do what this dude (Winternet) says. Thanks.

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@Abendlaender said:

@Winternet said:

@PistolPackinPoet said:

Hey , while I love your attempts to humor us with your dry humor, keep the headlines professional. You can put your zany jokes in the article portion. Thanks.

Also , please don't do what this dude says. Thanks.

Also , please do what this dude (Winternet) says. Thanks.

Also

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Lightning can rape me any day of the week ^__^

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Edited By viking_funeral

I know Final Fantasy has been tagged to more games than even Mario, but at what point is the brand completely diluted?

The main series seems to have stopped being reputable somewhere around the time of the MMO.

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Edited By FaPaThY

Sub-20fps and nothing new, but I'm sure the FF fanboys will eat it up.

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I'm sure the 5 people who still like FFXIII on this site are extremely disappointed that they couldn't watch the trailer on release.

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@GaspoweR It seems to be more of a gamble for Square to give the go ahead to make this instead of something more likely to be profitable. It also seems that you are asserting that the production of this game would be almost cost free to produce. Just because it has the same assets does not mean it is more cost effective than creating something new.

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  D:

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Makes me think I should finish 13-2 which I was thoroughly enjoying till I got stuck on the first main boss fight... think I'm losing it!!

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@Viking_Funeral said:

I know Final Fantasy has been tagged to more games than even Mario, but at what point is the brand completely diluted?

The main series seems to have stopped being reputable somewhere around the time of the MMO.

Yeah pretty much how I feel and FF7,8,9,10 are some of my favourite games ever, FF13-3 who gives a shit, I have FF13 save still on my system for years and just can't get into it. I always thought Final Fantasy would be one of those games I would buy every 3 years till the day I died, but they really killed them selves this generation focusing on graphics too much, which in return gives you a linear corridor experience for 90% of the game. I hope they go back to what matters in FF15, a game inspired by the PSX Final Fantasy games, great cast of characters, big world, turned based combat system when you control all of the characters instead on focusing on look at our eye lash technology. I don't care about Lightnings story at all simple as that.

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@Pepsiman: Goddamnit. I really thought she was gonna do a leap of faith.

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@Greeny83 said:

Can we go back to FF not trying to mimic bad anime? Please, Square-Enix? And can you hire some decent english writers/translators sometime in the near future?

Ah yes the hay days of replicating Dragon Quest and slightly better anime. Good times.

Anyway this looks more interesting than the last two games by a lot, but still not something worth much. It will probably be pretty bad too.

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Edited By I_Stay_Puft

I have a game for you Square Enix, just put Louie C.K in the Final Fantasy XIII world and have him shit all over it.

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Like so many others, I used to love Final Fantasy more than any other franchise. Now, I cannot even give SE the benefit of the doubt with a FF game.

Ah well. Life moves on, and this Xcom ain't gonna play itself.

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I wish square enix would hire some real writers/game designers one of these days. it sucks to see their amazing graphical tech being wasted on this bullshit.

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I don't understand about all the complaints about he XIII series...Now I need to play XIII and XIII-2.

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When it cut to her in the sunglasses I just started laughing over the rest of the video.

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That frame rate looks TERRIBLE!!!!!!!

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@Unmada said:

Like so many others, I used to love Final Fantasy more than any other franchise. Now, I cannot even give SE the benefit of the doubt with a FF game.

Ah well. Life moves on, and this Xcom ain't gonna play itself.

Funny some people think like that about Xcom...saying its worse and not worth playing as the original is better. I personally loved the new FF game and while it was a bit linear I enjoyed the story and the combat was fantastic.

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All I hear is Liara.

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Edited By onan

So.... Final Fantasy XIII ended up getting two sequels, and now Lightning is dressing like Ezio. Coincidence?

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I hate Final Fantasy but I love that battle theme??

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I want this game to be good, I thought FFXIII-2 was pretty good, not great, but definitely an improvement. This trailer truly does look awful, though. Hopefully the game will look better closer to release.

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@FaPaThY said:

Sub-20fps and nothing new, but I'm sure the FF fanboys will eat it up.

I want to preface this by saying that I have not played FF13 but I have seen somebody else play 90% of FF13-2 and I think both games are really dumb, and more to the point, FF13-2 is damn near incomprehensible on top of being dumb.

But I'm not entirely sure how you can look at something like this and say "nothing new". What Final Fantasy games have you been playing with platforming elements that seem inspired by Mirror's Edge? And while I only have a tangential grasp of FF13-2's battle system, what little they show of it here does seem to be different if you are paying attention to what is going on and not just looking for something to write off.

That's not to say it'll be good, mind you - in particular a lot of the platforming in this video looks really tacked on, like it's taking place in some kind of weird debug map or something - but I'd hardly say "nothing new".

I'd possibly be willing to stomach all of the stupid anime navel gazing if the game actually turns out to be fun.

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I feel violated by this terrible frame-rate.

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I always felt that the fashion choice of FF characters are too over the top, obnoxious and impractical. But, hey. Another FF game. Great.

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Final Fantasy Creed? I'm kinda intrigued.

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@deathfromace: I certainly wanted to enjoy FF13. With some hindsight, I think I've pinpointed my biggest issues.

Story-wise, my problem was execution. I think there's a great story in there, but from the get-go I felt like certain important elements of the plot and the setting weren't being conveyed to me clearly. I used the database early on to clarify things for me, but as the game went on I started to resent having to consult this summary to find the information that should have been imparted during the game. That blunted the impact of the story for me significantly.

The combat was certainly interesting, but I always felt more like I was coaching a sports team than controlling the characters. Putting me in control of what classes the team were instead of the actions themselves ended up combining with my ambivalence to the storytelling style and contributing to my overall feeling of the game pushing me away from directly enjoying it.

I never played the original Xcom. I'm loving this one, though.

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And so my strange love affair for the FF XIII series of games continues.....

God damn it.

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@onan said:

So.... Final Fantasy XIII ended up getting two sequels, and now Lightning is dressing like Ezio. Coincidence?

saying this will end with the "all-story"?

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@I_Stay_Puft said:

I have a game for you Square Enix, just put Louie C.K in the Final Fantasy XIII world and have him shit all over it.

That can only improve just about any game!

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@fargofallout said:

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The best response.

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For someone who absolutely abhorred 13 I went in to 13-2 saying I can't imagine how much worse it could get. To be honest I really enjoyed it, sure it cribbed off of persona in terms of making monsters the 3 party member, but it also had one of the better villains of recent memory in a FF game not to mention the ending to 13-2 was almost the biggest FU in the best way I could imagine. So I'll give FF13-LR a shot.

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@fargofallout said:

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I love you.

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Best username and best picture - a rare combination.

Beating reviewers to the punch a year before the game even launches.

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I don't care about logic or anything like that, I still love the two first ones and I'll probably love this one too.

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Cool looking forward to it.

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I'm gonna get game cause I'm dumb, dumb as heck! (also im a huge FF guy)