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What the Fark is ARK?

Vinny, Dan, and Abby set off onto a desert island to try and crack the ARK code but they leave with more questions than answers.

Sep. 6 2017

Cast: Vinny, Dan, Abby

Posted by: Abby

In This Episode:

ARK: Survival Evolved

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this video was absolutely incredible + I enjoyed it very much + as with many Giant Bomb videos, the icing on this delicious cake is reading the comments and seeing how many people are upset that they're simply calling a spade a spade (or a garbage can a garbage can, in this case)

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Played this for an hour. Punched some trees and got killed by people who got mad when I said, "Hey remember Turok? That game had fun in it."

It's pretty bad.

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If you are getting offended by the GB guys not taking something you enjoy seriously, you really don't get Giant Bomb.

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Oh man please let this become a series!

I agree! I wanna see more!

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I properly enjoyed that trio playing fark ( or ARK).

Definitely one of the better videos and I hope you guys make a series out of it!

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I lost it when the first player they met just ran off in terror instead of fighting back. I wish we could have seen that scene from his perspective. That fucking model coming at you swinging like a maniac.

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@mrfluke said:

People are so miserable lately, this video was great,

if you honestly looked at this expecting some sort of dry boring professional video, then I'm sorry for you

Agreed. This game seems real silly. This video is great.

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@goldrock said:

Someone in the steam reviews had 8400+ hours in this and gave a thumbs down.

Steam reviews are the worst.

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Did anyone else feel really bad when Vinny killed that guy?

What is the consequence of dying in this game?

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Tiny lower, huge upper, and the longest legs you've ever seen - Dan Rykert writing a romance novel

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@mrfluke: people get butthurt about their shitty dinosaur crafting games

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Ark deserves to be criticized for capitalizing on its existing player base instead of trying to polish its game to make new players understand or tolerate what it's doing. It is, however, doing a lot. Personally some friends had me play it with them once week for a few months and while it didn't hold my interest (primarily, things take too long and what you build always looks like crap), they definitely were having fun.

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@dgtlty: You respawn in one of the zones and can't get your stuff back unless you recover it from your corpse (which the Giant Bomb crew looted anyway in one case). You keep your character and level, and if you have a bed that you (or your tribe, if you're in one) own(s), you can respawn at them. You can also respawn at a sleeping bag once, so they're good for when you know you're about to do something dangerous.

I'd say that the guys the GB crew here killed weren't far enough along to really be upset about being killed.

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I would totally watch the beast crew try and forge a life in ark.

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Glad I signed up.

Now restock large shirts.

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My son (11) just got into this. The learning curve is steep but he's managed to crack it and quite enjoys it. Yep it's a "Minecraft" genre game.

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Considering how awful this ran on PC, I'd hate to see it on console.

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I don't get why people are still amused by disproportionate characters these days, we've been able to make them in a lot of games for a long time. I do hope they revisit this and actually make progress, though.

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Wait, this is the game from all those amazing short steam videos I see on the Steam store? And they released this? and they are charging $60 for this?

Some days I hate what the games industry has become.

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"Ragnarok is a greek mountain"

Also I want the return of bONERA

That quote made my day here.