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Wolfenstein: Hospitals Still Suck

Hospitals can be pretty depressing, but paranormal Nazi hospitals are the worst.

Jun. 19 2009

Posted by: Vinny

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Hobbitgoth

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lolz
Oh, and 2nd! I couldn't resist.

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Geez Nazi doctors, those are the worst!

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what is going on?!

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A spooky hospital with flashbacks to torture and experiments gone awry?

You don't say.

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wut?

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@Satune said:
" Geez Nazi doctors, those are the worst! "

Nazi dentists are actually worse ... I once went to one, and I only barely survived! - True story
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I don't know why, I can not get excited for this game.

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Dr. Josef Mengele is at it again.

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This game looks like shit.

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Kinda reminded me of the end of the movie "Jacobs Ladder"

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What? I played the original Wolfenstein ages ago. Only for a couple of hours, though. Nazi Doctors..blech!

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Edited By 88Fingers

I don't use this "word"  ... ever ... but I gotta' say "meh" to this game.
The trailers make the game look ass.
Passing on it for sure... unless it gets great reviews, but
after seeing this I highly doubt it.

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Edited By fishinwithguns

Why does this game look so dated and unappealing?  Whenever I see the trailers I feel like I'm watching gameplay footage of the last Wolfenstein game.  Maybe we've all just been spoiled when it comes to graphics, maybe we shouldn't always expect graphics to take quantum leaps all the time, but this hardly seems like progress...more like regression.  I want to get excited for this game for some reason, but I can't.

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this game looks so poor :( i am sad that they just handed it off to another developer like that.

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Ok if i didn't see the end wolfenstein logo, i would of thought this was a Fear 1/2 trailer....

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Hmmm this is probably not going to sell tho, unfortunate? not sure yet havent really seen much that makes this game amaziiiiiiiiiiing but we will see!

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yeah, this game looks terrible. If it were a ps2 game id say it looks decent but man....

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@ChrisInCali said:
" This game looks like shit. "
@KillaMaStA said:
" yeah, this game looks terrible. If it were a ps2 game id say it looks decent but man.... "
Took the words right out of my mouth. Like: Yoink!
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Those visuals scream "This is totally running on the Doom 3 engine."
Oh wait, that's because it is.

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Looks dreadfully generic.

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@Psynapse said:
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Ok if i didn't see the end wolfenstein logo, i would of thought this was a Fear 1/2 trailer....

"

Exactly what I thought, though I liked Fear 2 really. What came to mind was Fear 2 circa 1945
graphics don`t seem promising I see...had hopes.
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All I really care about is the multiplayer I barely even played Return To Castle Wolfenstein's single player campaign it just wasn't that good, the multiplayer was what made that game great.

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MAKE SURE PEOPLE KEEP KNOWING ABOUT ARE GAME WITH SMALL TRAILERS THAT SHOW ANYTHING ABOUT ARE GAME THIS WILL KEEP IT FRESH IN PEOPLE'S MINDS SO THEY BUY BUY BUY ARE GAME.

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last!!!!

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This trailer sucked. The more of these tiny crappy trailers I see the less I care about this game : (

It's a shame.... my first FPS was Wolfenstein 3D - and I enjoyed Return to Castle Wolfenstein (until I got stuck, unable to kill a hoard of black-clad sexy women that killed me entirely too fast). Not to mention the setting (paranormal WWII nazi crazy death tower or whatever) seems fun.

id and Raven just ain't what it used to be

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Graphics don't look as good as games do nowadays...

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I don't know why people show enemies in trailers doing their idle animation, like "this is what he will be doing when you haven't got to him yet, he'll be stood in the center of the room staring at the door you'll be coming through".
I guess paranormal ww2 doesn't really work for me anyway but damn, that's one normal looking hospital plus blood stains, c'mon get creative give it some kinda paranormal scar that you can fall into and get sent to hell or something.

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Wasn't there a hospital/laboratory level IN Return to Castle W? Fan of the series that I am, I call turd on this one. Man that makes me sound so cynical, good thing I am.

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I have no hopes for this game.

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Trailer failure. FTB over 9000 times and show nothing of interest.

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Id games Past the year 2000 Bore me to tears

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Strobe lights should die in a fire. This game looks great as an expansion to 1998.

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@Fubar: Wong Again Nazi computer geeks are the worst, they tend to explode under high pressure!
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eh

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I'll jump in to beat  the dead horse and add that the editing on that trailer was the most amateur crap I've seen in awhile. It didn't make the circa-2005 visuals look any better either.