Wii Fit injury turns woman into a sex addict. o_O

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#1  Edited By apathylad

This is one of the strangest stories I've read in a long time. For some reason I am also reminded of that alleged story about a girl being called overweight by the game. 
 
Anyway, I found this article posted on Yahoo! (how appropriate):
 
 
 Amanda Flowers, a catering worker in Manchester, needs 10 sex sessions a day - courtesy a fall from her Wii Fit board which turned her into a sex addict.

Even the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on, reports The Daily Star.

She said: "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm."

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.

Single Amanda, 24, from Harpurhey, said: "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me." 

 
  This story sounds too ridiculous to be real, but numerous video game sites have written about it, including Destructoid and 1up.
 
 
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#2  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
@Apathylad said:
" This is one of the strangest stories I've read in a long time. For some reason I am also reminded of that alleged story about a girl being called overweight by the game. 
 
Anyway, I found this article posted on Yahoo! (how appropriate):     "
I....err 
 
for once I...really can not think of what to post.
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#3  Edited By SuperSecretAgenda

I...can't...believe this. 
 
If it's real, holy crap, I pity the woman. But...I really doubt it's real. 
 
Geez, jizzing your pants every time your cellphone vibrated would be awkward.
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#4  Edited By apathylad

 Make sure your girlfriends never fall off Wii fit balance boards guys - she’ll end up becoming a sex addict. This might explain what happened to Tiger Woods... 

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#5  Edited By bed

what.. what the.... WUT

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#6  Edited By MysteriousBob

Its from The Daily Star guys. Its bullshit.

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#7  Edited By The_Laughing_Man

Step 1 Get a Wii fit 
 
Step 2 Fall
 

Step 3....????
 

Step 4SEX!

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#8  Edited By apathylad
@MysteriousBob said:

" Its from The Daily Star guys. Its bullshit. "

I'm not surprised. Still, I saw this posted on Destructoid and some other video game website. That's where I first read about it.
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#9  Edited By cap123

i want pictures :(

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#10  Edited By LiquidPrince

Hmm... Maybe I should get some people some Wii fit boards... =P

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#11  Edited By MisterMouse
persistent sexual arousal syndrome is a real syndrome actually it will be added into the psychological "book" either this year or next i believe.  
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#12  Edited By Korne
@Apathylad said:
" Make sure your girlfriends never fall off Wii fit balance boards guys - she’ll end up becoming a sex addict. This might explain what happened to Tiger Woods...  "

Naw... his turn towards sex addiction happened when he started using wiimotion plus... he probably his something he shouldn't have.
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#13  Edited By JJOR64

I have to get this game now.

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#14  Edited By Aetos

Well thats...interesting.
I don't know what else to say.

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#15  Edited By Spoonman671

Pics or it didn't happen.

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#16  Edited By eroticfishcake

Wasn't this story reported ages ago? Or am I thinking of something else?

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#17  Edited By vigorousjammer

well damn, where does this girl live, I'd be happy to help her with her "condition" ;-)

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@Vigorousjammer said:
" well damn, where does this girl live, I'd be happy to help her with her "condition" ;-) "
It's prolly some fugly 45 year old single woman.
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#19  Edited By vigorousjammer
@zudthespud said:

" @Vigorousjammer said:

" well damn, where does this girl live, I'd be happy to help her with her "condition" ;-) "

It's prolly some fugly 45 year old single woman. "
 the article says she's 24...
 
Edit: with some searching around, I found a different article... with a picture of... her?
http://www.gamertagradio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13578&goto=newpost 
 
Yup, she's fugly.
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#20  Edited By hero_swe

Note to self: buy a wii fit board, make women stand on it, then push them
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#21  Edited By natetodamax

lolololololol

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#22  Edited By MetalGearSunny

What is this I don't even

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#23  Edited By MikkaQ

I like my wii now. 
 
(Ralph voice)

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#24  Edited By cloneslayer

ya, I know that what she has is some real condition, I caught something on it once while flipping through the channels. sounds like it sucks.

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#25  Edited By j_meyer_13

I... what... I don't...
 
What is happening?!

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#26  Edited By Capum15
@Apathylad said:
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Even if the story is bullshit, that screen cap is hilarious. "Try it Out".
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#27  Edited By Linkyshinks

This should push another million sales out...

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#28  Edited By EVO

How the fuck does one even fall of a Wii Fit Board?

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#29  Edited By jonnyboy

Oh My God! That's incredib..........oh it's the Daily Star. Nevermind.

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#30  Edited By AgentJ

All I can say is "THANK YOU NINTENDO!". 
 
Not quite an innovation (Rez did it first) but Nintendo is finally going for the "adult" market.

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#31  Edited By End_Boss
@Apathylad said:
" @MysteriousBob said:

" Its from The Daily Star guys. Its bullshit. "

I'm not surprised. Still, I saw this posted on Destructoid and some other video game website. That's where I first read about it. "
Destructoid actively seeks clicks through stuff like this. Getting up there does not prove the article's legitimacy.
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#32  Edited By ShadowKing7
@Apathylad said:
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DOWNWARD FUCKING DOG!
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#34  Edited By the8bitNacho

The concept of sex addiction still baffles me.  I refuse to believe that this is a real condition.

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#35  Edited By RedSox8933

  

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#37  Edited By Jadeskye

Persistant sexual arousal syndrome is a real thing. however i seriously doubt that a damaged nerve could cause it. It's also a life-changing deal, most people who are afflicted tend to be reserved, embarrassed or frustrated by it as it impacts their everyday lives. 
 
She is not genuine.

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#38  Edited By Computerplayer1

Yah, that condition actually exists.
 
As awesome as it sounds, it's not exactly ideal.

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#39  Edited By Organicalistic_
@Hero_Swe said:
" Note to self: buy a wii fit board, make women stand on it, then push them "
first you have to find a women
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#40  Edited By HandsomeDead

Typical Mancunian slag. Don't know how that's news.

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#41  Edited By sopranosfan

I just hit my wife with the Wii Fit board and if anything I think it had the opposite effect.  Damn news.

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#42  Edited By Necrotrophic

best game ever

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#43  Edited By hero_swe
@organicalistic_ said:
" @Hero_Swe said:
" Note to self: buy a wii fit board, make women stand on it, then push them "
first you have to find a women "

Already know several.
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#44  Edited By Brunchies

It's Nintendos attempt to get into the sex industry, awesome!

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