The saga of Xavier Woods vs Dan Ryckert continues.

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#1 Edited by hassun (9222 posts) -

(I figured we might as well use Mr Creed's personal forum for this.)

Dan Ryckert and Xavier Woods have just finished the first battle of their long war: A contest of will and skill in Soulcalibur.
We all remember Dan's playstyle from the Encyclopedia Bombastica episode so I expect he was able to frustrate Xavier quite a bit.

The full video will be up later on UpUpDownDown, however the loser's punishment can already be found on Twitch for those who do not mind knowing the outcome beforehand.

Dan Ryckert continues to be the living embodiment of Waluigi.

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#2 Posted by Shindig (4655 posts) -

If I ever see Dan in public, I'm running him over in a mayo truck.

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#3 Posted by Getz (3764 posts) -

I mean yeah that's pretty gross but a totally manageable challenge. I would have made him drink a jar of pickle juice or something, that's the real test of a man's worth.

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#4 Edited by Sanj (3182 posts) -

That was a hell of a punishment. I don't watch wrestling, but I'm a new fan of Xavier Woods.

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#5 Posted by WMoyer83 (971 posts) -

I would not be surprised if Dan Ryckert drives a Green Tea Truck into the arena and sprays down the New Day mid-match a'la Stone Cold Style

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#6 Edited by Shindig (4655 posts) -

The only irony here would be if Dan did eventually eat mayonnaise and then forgot to stop.

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#7 Edited by hassun (9222 posts) -

A Dan vs Austin/Xavier challenge series is definitely something I would be interested in seeing. This could easily go beyond the Mario Kart Double Dash match at Paxamania.
Seems like there would be great opportunities for Brand Synergy™ as well.

Quick, someone come up with a good name for this and maye make some cool art to accompany it.

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#8 Posted by Yesiamaduck (2408 posts) -

Love or hate Dan.... you have to admire his ability to live his life to the fullest. Playing video games with a WWE wrestler on his day off??!?!?! If only we could all have our dreams and passions culminate in such a way... bet he was eating Taco Bell as well.

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#9 Posted by MattyFTM (14872 posts) -

Xavier reeeeealy didn't look happy eating that mayo.

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#10 Edited by Lazyimperial (464 posts) -

Hahaha. Oh man, when Xavier gets the chance to get even on "Dirty" Dan Ryckert... it's going to be something else. :-P

Man, he takes the joshing and teasing so well too! This is going to sound bizarre, but watching this made me want to check out WWE again. It's brilliant. Yay to indirectly promoting WWE by promoting a Youtube videogame channel involving WWE superstars? :-D Oh, and oh my God... I thought he looked familiar. I remember him as Consequences Creed on TNA! Some impressive f'ing athleticism indeed, dude. My hat off to you. Keep on rocking over there.

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#11 Edited by Blackout62 (2157 posts) -

Do we still have to believe/pretend that Dan is a decent person?

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#12 Edited by Strife777 (2098 posts) -

Mayo is totally fine you guys. What's with all the hate?

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#13 Edited by Petiew (1465 posts) -

Do we still have to believe/pretend that Dan is a decent person?

That time has long since passed.

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#14 Posted by Barrabas (513 posts) -

@strife777: Even as someone who is OK with mayo, that is way too much mayo. I'm pretty sure I would throw up eating that.

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#15 Edited by Zefpunk (806 posts) -

This won't end well (for Dan).

Can't Austin (Xavier) just get this over with and body Dan inside the squared circle?

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#16 Posted by Tits_Matador (585 posts) -

Future Dr. Austin should team up with future Dr. Austin to defeat Dan.

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#17 Posted by DJKommunist (288 posts) -

jeff vs big e

brad vs kofi

book it boys

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#18 Posted by TheHT (15488 posts) -

THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS.

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#19 Posted by hassun (9222 posts) -

The video is up:

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#20 Edited by kishinfoulux (3327 posts) -

Do we still have to believe/pretend that Dan is a decent person?

I...what? How did this show that he isn't? Because trash talk, which they both did?

This was great and like someone else said Dan is just having the time of his life. He's living the dream.

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#21 Edited by ArtisanBreads (9107 posts) -

This video was outstanding.

@strife777 said:

Mayo is totally fine you guys. What's with all the hate?

I love mayo. I eat fries with mayo straight up or mixed with ketchup. I thought it looked gross as hell but I could've eaten it and not gagged or anything at all. Make of that what you will.

@blackout62 said:

Do we still have to believe/pretend that Dan is a decent person?

Grow up and figure out what entertainment is. At this point in the game, people not understanding that this is all entertainment on this site is just baffling. Brad's leaving.

@yesiamaduck said:

Love or hate Dan.... you have to admire his ability to live his life to the fullest. Playing video games with a WWE wrestler on his day off??!?!?! If only we could all have our dreams and passions culminate in such a way... bet he was eating Taco Bell as well.

The man inspires me a ton, if not directly. Just his drive, passion, and attitude.

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#22 Posted by konig_kei (1012 posts) -

"Dan stop, STOP WITH THE MAYONNAISE!" Favourite new quote.

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#23 Posted by hassun (9222 posts) -

Xavier Woods making strategic alliances to eventually break Dan Ryckert:

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#24 Edited by handlas (3306 posts) -

Mayo is good... not that much mayo tho. Also, not on hotdogs.

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#25 Edited by Sanj (3182 posts) -

The GBEAST crew are on UpUpDownDown playing Duck Game.

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