banned for exposing himself on uno?

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#1 Posted by deactivated-57aaaa9329732 (1118 posts) -

 http://forums.xbox.com/32172972/ShowPost.aspx
 
Funniest thing I've seen all day.

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#2 Posted by ArchScabby (5877 posts) -

awkward...

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#3 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13807 posts) -

Someone doesnt like to lose uno. 

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#4 Posted by keyhunter (3208 posts) -

Most people I play Uno with are either Dressed up in their Klan outfits, black, or exposing themself.
Last time I played a guy was completely naked except for a sock on his cock, and he kept on wildly whipping it around, and he was on his bed with his girlfriend, you could see everything.

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#5 Edited by Kyreo (4680 posts) -
@keyhunter said:
" Most people I play Uno with are either Dressed up in their Klan outfits, black, or exposing themself. Last time I played a guy was completely naked except for a sock on his cock, and he kept on wildly whipping it around, and he was on his bed with his girlfriend, you could see everything. "
his inflatable girlfriend?
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#6 Posted by George_Hukas (1319 posts) -

This is why I'm not having kids

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#7 Posted by Skytylz (4151 posts) -

How much is Uno?  I hear all these stories and I might try it lol.

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#8 Posted by deactivated-57aaaa9329732 (1118 posts) -
@keyhunter: 
i need to play uno with you. 
i keep a nazi flag hanging behind my couch.
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#9 Posted by ChristianCastillo (1186 posts) -
@odintal said:
" @keyhunter:  i need to play uno with you.  i keep a nazi flag hanging behind my couch. "
Nazi flag? why? ARE YOU A NAZI?!
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#10 Posted by act26 (124 posts) -

I love how she thinks her son has done nothing wrong at first.
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#11 Posted by BlastProcessing (969 posts) -

People still play Uno?
 
Time to get my camera out!

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#12 Posted by deactivated-57aaaa9329732 (1118 posts) -
@ChristianCastillo said:
" @odintal said:
" @keyhunter:  i need to play uno with you.  i keep a nazi flag hanging behind my couch. "
Nazi flag? why? ARE YOU A NAZI?! "
pff, no.
 
I'm a german nationalist.
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#13 Posted by keyhunter (3208 posts) -

Dudes. Yes. Lets play some fucking Uno for reals. Gamertag is Keyhunter.

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#14 Posted by Claude (16667 posts) -

Will there be online multiplayer Natal support for Uno? I'm ready to whip those cards out.

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#15 Posted by luce (4056 posts) -

"Oh he did, did he...*takes out the belt* "

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#16 Posted by mazik765 (2372 posts) -

I laughed...

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#17 Posted by KingBroly (1699 posts) -

Ah Uno, the reason I'm glad I didn't buy a Vision Cam.

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#18 Posted by AlwaysAngry (3004 posts) -

I think it's fake. How does some random dude on the forums know? Geez. 
 
 
Anyways...31/12/9999 isn't that far away. Am I the only person with patience nowadays!?

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#19 Posted by mindatlarge (61 posts) -
Suspended 8000 years for flopping his dick out...that's fucking biblical.
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#20 Posted by Jadeskye (4392 posts) -
@ChristianCastillo said:
" @odintal said:
" @keyhunter:  i need to play uno with you.  i keep a nazi flag hanging behind my couch. "
Nazi flag? why? ARE YOU A NAZI?! "
NAT-ZEE!
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#21 Posted by Redbullet685 (6479 posts) -
@AlwaysAngry said:
" I think it's fake. How does some random dude on the forums know? Geez.   Anyways...31/12/9999 isn't that far away. Am I the only person with patience nowadays!? "
I'm not sure, but from the guys gamertag and the fact that the forum is locked, I think the guy works for microsoft on XBL
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#22 Posted by AuthenticM (4355 posts) -

hahaha, made me laugh

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#23 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13807 posts) -
@AlwaysAngry said:
" I think it's fake. How does some random dude on the forums know? Geez.   Anyways...31/12/9999 isn't that far away. Am I the only person with patience nowadays!? "
Cause every thread that guy has posted in gets locked. Meaning he works for XBL. 
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#24 Posted by DystopiaX (5802 posts) -

anyone notice that the OP had 90000 gamerscore? Parent is a hardcore gamer, lol.

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#25 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8504 posts) -

 

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#26 Posted by Valco (332 posts) -

Someone's not going to be eating tonight lol
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#27 Posted by spiceninja (3286 posts) -

I wonder what is going on in that mans head right now.

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#28 Posted by CptBedlam (4557 posts) -

 

I find it hard to believe that a mother has a GS of 90k. Just sayin...
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#29 Posted by xMP44x (2227 posts) -

The most mint thing about this was that I actually saw the thread. But wow, the fact that his parents know what he was doing now is incredible. But I wonder why his mother has a Gamerscore of 90,000, and a hidden games list. Makes me wonder....

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#30 Posted by Strongbadman47 (156 posts) -
@keyhunter: I've never seen the magic myself. Can I join you?
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#31 Posted by trophyhunter (6038 posts) -

he'd be the first to be banned for that

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#32 Posted by BeachThunder (15115 posts) -

At least when he gets unbanned he can party like it's 9999.

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#33 Posted by Lawrens (678 posts) -

That site is like a gold mine

http://forums.xbox.com/32065442/ShowPost.aspx

When you violate the Terms of Use in the manner you have, you aren't in a good negotiating position. You put "pe*is sh*t co*k fu*k vagina pu*sy cu*t motherfuc*er bit*h ba**ard qu**f cr*p ho*o g*y f*g *** nig*r jew wh*re di*k" in your profile, which isn't just inappropriate, it's a violation of the ToU severe enough that future infractions will most likely involve a permanent suspension.

Take a step back, and ask yourself if this is really worth doing again...

For everyone else, this is why sometimes I don't post the actual content, because my asterisk key is nearly worn out...


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#35 Posted by TheGreatGuero (8881 posts) -
@cide said:
" This is why I'm not having kids "
Why? Because of how embarrassed you'd be when they find out that you were banned from Xbox Live for exposing yourself on Uno? ;)
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#36 Posted by keyhunter (3208 posts) -
@Strongbadman47 said:
" @keyhunter: I've never seen the magic myself. Can I join you? "
Yes. Gamertag is Keyhunter. I'm always looking for fellow Uno enthusiasts to play with.
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#37 Posted by Blaaze89 (88 posts) -
http://forums.xbox.com/32218293/ShowPost.aspx    

 I'm requesting for the reason my son was suspended from xbox live
gamer tag x241xjeremy

I am his dad and i am concerned because i dont allow him to speak vulgar, cursing, etc...If is his i need to know
I will not allow that to happen again...

Sorry for the inconvience.

Notice how the capital i's just tent to fade away...... man some of these kids is desperate too lol. Thank the lord im on psn now ;/ 
 
PS: Anyone know if uno on PS3 has balls in cam features too? im curious if the ps3 community has fallen this deep yet. I hope not
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#38 Posted by VWGTI (1946 posts) -
@mindatlarge said:
" Suspended 8000 years for flopping his dick out...that's fucking biblical. "
Hahahahaha
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#39 Posted by REDRUN (1475 posts) -
@VWGTI said:
" @mindatlarge said:
" Suspended 8000 years for flopping his dick out...that's fucking biblical. "
Hahahahaha "
i think what he was doing was called "the helicopter" while screaming out "GET TO THE CHOPPA".
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#40 Posted by AlwaysAngry (3004 posts) -
@VWGTI said:
" @mindatlarge said:
" Suspended 8000 years for flopping his dick out...that's fucking biblical. "
Hahahahaha "
That seriously made me laugh.
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#41 Posted by mattdragn (98 posts) -

Much amusement at this story :P

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#42 Posted by teekomeeko (791 posts) -
@act26: 
 
Actually I like to think of this as the chain of events:
  1. He told her he didn't do anything
  2. She sent messages for help and clarification in a respectful manner
  3. She got a reply that he was exposing himself like a perv while playing a card game online
  4. Insurmountable Momrage
  5. ???
  6. Profit
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#43 Posted by RichardLOlson (1904 posts) -

Ahhh yes...UNO...the only game where it is ok to pull out your penis and shake it about.  Oh wait, oops I am mistaking this for bingo.

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#44 Edited by WinterSnowblind (7598 posts) -
@AlwaysAngry said:

" I think it's fake. How does some random dude on the forums know? Geez.   Anyways...31/12/9999 isn't that far away. Am I the only person with patience nowadays!? "

Community level X.
He's an XBL mod.  Hence how he could also lock the topic.
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#45 Posted by Dysnomia (682 posts) -
@REDRUN said:
" @VWGTI said:
" @mindatlarge said:
" Suspended 8000 years for flopping his dick out...that's fucking biblical. "
Hahahahaha "
i think what he was doing was called "the helicopter" while screaming out "GET TO THE CHOPPA". "
That made me laugh. Bravo sir. Bravo.
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#46 Posted by FirePrince (1796 posts) -
@odintal: 
I bet people go bat-shit insane when they see that flag.You Nazi.
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#47 Posted by sublime90 (567 posts) -

i would only flop my dick out if i was playing uno with a few girls.

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#48 Posted by ashriels (156 posts) -

So basically what I got out of this thread is that XBL's Uno is now chat roulette.  Thanks for the heads up.

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#49 Posted by Jedted (2951 posts) -
@ashriels said:
"So basically what I got out of this thread is that XBL's Uno is now chat roulette.  Thanks for the heads up. "

I think it's always been like that.  People attention on XBL and there's not much else to while playing Uno. 

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