Today i was playing halo 3 *gasp*, and whilst playing some team slayer i came across a very small child. Now this is weird considering most of the people playing high level TS are not little kids like people believe (thats call of duty you're thinking about) but young males without much of a life and more often than not anger problems.

Anyway, he said to nobody in particular in his very high pitched voice, "OH EM GEE luk at the elieet!!! what an idiiiet ha ha" (The elite is me). Now this particular hour i didn't feel like having a mic on because most people in team slayer are berks. Anyway, moving on.

I wasn't particularly keen on playing the map, so i jumped into a warthog and started messing about getting splatters and driving around pointlessly. THe little kid then started up again, "oh my gaaad whut are yew doing? oh my gaad that kid in the warthog is sou fucking bad!! I do this for a good couple of minutes and predictably we're losing. once again "oh my gaaad the stewpid elieet in the warthog!!!" At this point i get betrayed, but still i get in a warthog again.

A couple of minutes later we're losing even badlier, when suddenly the kid shouts "MOoOoOoOm!!!!! I wanna popsicle!!!!!" "no mo0o0o0o0om a popsicle!!!" "what tone of voice? Oh my gaad m0o0o0o0om but i want joey to come over!!!! MOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

I'm still messing about in-game, when suddenly i get betrayed by him again. This time i decide to knock it up a notch, and shoot a rocket at him "OH MY GAAAD WHAT ARE YEW FUCKING DOING?!?!?!?!? *pause* NO MOM I WASNT SWEARING!!! *pause*! WHAT NO WAY???!?! MOOM THATS TOTALLY UNFAIR!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

Then he shreiks at me : "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU STUUPID BAAD KID ELIET!!!!!!!!"
 

and then he quits out


man i think he needed more sunlight. anyway im broed and thought sharing this would rleieve it a tad. was it mean of me though?

Chocolate milk all over again.

I'm surprised this story wasn't about you.

" I'm surprised this story wasn't about you. "

" @TheMustacheHero said:

" I'm surprised this story wasn't about you. "

try harder next time ;) "

" @crunchUK said:

" @TheMustacheHero said:

" I'm surprised this story wasn't about you. "

try harder next time ;) "

no, his post was correct. "

" @crunchUK: Says the guy posting on Giant Bomb and playing "high level" Halo 3. If , in fact, you did go out into the "real world" your level would probably not be very high due to the fact that your level goes down in Halo 3 if you do not play in a while. "

" @crunchUK: Says the guy posting on Giant Bomb and playing "high level" Halo 3. If , in fact, you did go out into the "real world" your level would probably not be very high due to the fact that your level goes down in Halo 3 if you do not play in a while. "

win

"

I FIXED IT FOR YOU!:

Today I was playing Halo 3 *gasp*.

Anyways, I said to nobody in particular, in my very high pitched voice, "Oh my God look at the Elite!! What an idiot ha ha" (The elite is some some dude).

I wasn't particularly keen on playing the current map in which I was playing, so I jumped into a warthog and started messing about getting splatters and driving around. I then started up again, "oh my God what are you doing? oh my go that kid in the warthog is so fucking bad!! I do this for a good couple of minutes and predictably we're losing. Then once again I started up... "oh my god the stupid elite in the warthog!!!" At this point I get betrayed for being annoying, so I spawn and get in the warthog again.

A couple of minutes later we're losing by even more points, when suddenly the I shout "Mom!!!!! I want a popsicle!!!!!" "no mom a popsicle!!!" "what tone of voice? Oh my god mom, but I want Joey to come over!!!! MOM!!!!!!!!!!

I'm still messing about in-game, when suddenly I get betrayed by some guy again. This time I decide to knock it up a notch, and shout  "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOUFUCKING DOING?!?!?!?!? *pause* NO MOM I WAS'NT SWEARING!!! *pause*! WHAT NO WAY???!?! MOM THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR!!! MOM!!!!!!

Then I shriek into the mic : "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU STUPID, BAD, ELITE KID!"
 

and then I quit playing Halo 3


man I think I need more sunlight. Anyways, I'm bored and thought sharing this would be totally pointless. Which it was.

"

" Chocolate milk all over again. "

"

I FIXED IT FOR YOU!:

Today I was playing Halo 3 *gasp*.

Anyways, I said to nobody in particular, in my very high pitched voice, "Oh my God look at the Elite!! What an idiot ha ha" (The elite is some some dude).

I wasn't particularly keen on playing the current map in which I was playing, so I jumped into a warthog and started messing about getting splatters and driving around. I then started up again, "oh my God what are you doing? oh my go that kid in the warthog is so fucking bad!! I do this for a good couple of minutes and predictably we're losing. Then once again I started up... "oh my god the stupid elite in the warthog!!!" At this point I get betrayed for being annoying, so I spawn and get in the warthog again.

A couple of minutes later we're losing by even more points, when suddenly the I shout "Mom!!!!! I want a popsicle!!!!!" "no mom a popsicle!!!" "what tone of voice? Oh my god mom, but I want Joey to come over!!!! MOM!!!!!!!!!!

I'm still messing about in-game, when suddenly I get betrayed by some guy again. This time I decide to knock it up a notch, and shout  "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOUFUCKING DOING?!?!?!?!? *pause* NO MOM I WAS'NT SWEARING!!! *pause*! WHAT NO WAY???!?! MOM THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR!!! MOM!!!!!!

Then I shriek into the mic : "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU STUPID, BAD, ELITE KID!"
 

and then I quit playing Halo 3


man I think I need more sunlight. Anyways, I'm bored and thought sharing this would be totally pointless. Which it was.

"

" @crunchUK: I think it's really funny that you act like a nine year old when you post, but whenever I post something to try and diss you, you act all "mature" with correct spelling and grammar. It really is quite amusing. "

" @kmdrkul: That's not what I'm talking about, I know his original post was to re-enact the kid, but have you seen his other posts on other threads? If you have you would know what I'm talking about, if you haven't, go look at his other posts. "

" @kmdrkul: It was humorous, which is like tastes, some like salty, some like sweet.Aside from correcting his mistakes in his post, I also replaced the words such as "he and kid" into I, to make it seem like this story was about how he wanted a popsickle and was screaming over his mic at his mother. "

" @Pie: Obviously you fail to see the humor in it. Not surprising though, I would imagine that you would side with your friend. "

There really is nothing more pathetic than a narrow minded nerd that is intolerant of other people's opinions
@TheMustacheHero said:

" @kmdrkul: That's not what I'm talking about, I know his original post was to re-enact the kid, but have you seen his other posts on other threads? If you have you would know what I'm talking about, if you haven't, go look at his other posts. "

" @kmdrkul: That's not what I'm talking about, I know his original post was to re-enact the kid, but have you seen his other posts on other threads? If you have you would know what I'm talking about, if you haven't, go look at his other posts. "

" @Pie:Obviously you fail to see the humor in it. Not surprising though, I would imagine that you would side with your friend. "

Wow, you can get some whiny kids on Halo but I think that's a prime example of one at their worst, I find it hard to believe he was even being genuine. Unfortunately even those much older than this kid who consider themselves Halo experts seem to just whine on and on about every other player on their team and criticize people just because they use the Elite player model.