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    #1  Edited By Th3_James

    User's who do not wish to pay the fee for XBOX LIVE GOLD now have another way to play online.

    Xbox 360 owners with an xbox 360 vision camera now qualify for "Go For Gold"

    Instead of paying Microsoft in some form of valid currency, Users can now pay with their bodies!!!

    Seamless online gameplay is free, and requires little user participation.

    * Just position your xbox live vision camera towards your usually seating area
    * Make sure the room has optimal lighting conditions
    * Sit nude, and game for hours

    BUT YOU MIGHT BE SAYING: HOW CAN WE GIVE YOU XBOX LIVE AND NUDE GAMING ALL AT ONCE???????

    WELL IT'S QUITE SIMPLE: We broadcast your vision camera's live feed to our perfectly legal Malaysian webcam site!

    market research polls have shown that people half way across the world will pay a monthly fee to acess video of lazy north American's lying naked eating doritos off the floor

    BUT THATS NOT ALL!!!!!!!!!!

    if you pre-ordered NATAL from amazon.com you will recieve a NATAL pre-release and on a 3 year lease.                             
    with NATAL your body temperature and thermal imaging scans are taken in real time and streamed live across fetis sites. ( prototype NATAL's thermal imaging may cause defunct genitalia, and perfuse vomiting out of ears )


    UPPON ACTIVATION OF GO FOR GOLD:
    A NEW NUMBER SYSTEM IS ADDED BELOW GAMERSCORE
    GAMERWHORE SHOWS HOW MANY ALL TIME VIEWERS THAT USER HAS

    YOU DONT NEED WII FIT TO FEEL ATRACTIVE AND WANTED!!!!!!!!!! FANS WILL WANT SEND YOU FRIENDLY TOKENS OF THERE FRIENDSHIP!!!

    WHEN THE FEDEX MAN COMES AND GIVES YOU A PAIR OF SOMEONES USED UNDERWAIR, SHIPPED EXPRESS AIR.....U KNOW U ARE SPECIAL

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    #2  Edited By Muttinus_Rump

    AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    #3  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    Greatest Idea Ever!!!!

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    #4  Edited By Atlas

    The best idea in the history of ideas.

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    #5  Edited By vidiot

    Your one of those people that are the cause from all the insane stories I hear when you play Uno on XBLA, aren't you?

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    #6  Edited By JJWeatherman
    @Th3_James:  You sir are what I call an idea man. A stupid idea man, but an idea man none the less.
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    #7  Edited By Happy

    This combines all of my favorite hobbies!

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    #8  Edited By Druminator

    I'm in!

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    #9  Edited By The_A_Drain

    Ahh fuck you. I actually thought this was something legit and I was hoping I could get free online play by subjecting myself to ads so i'd no longer have to pay to get online achievements.

    Fuck you good sir, fuck you very much.

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    #10  Edited By _Phara0h_

    They should do this for the Wii.

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    #11  Edited By Th3_James

    I don't do uno. i mean a bunch or random people hooking up and having a fun time just talking.....never knowing how has what....unprotected

    some scary stuff man. uno is like the online glory hole

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    #12  Edited By NoDeath

    SIGN ME UP!!

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    #13  Edited By Th3_James
    @The_A_Drain said:
    " Ahh fuck you. I actually thought this was something legit and I was hoping I could get free online play by subjecting myself to ads so i'd no longer have to pay to get online achievements.Fuck you good sir, fuck you very much. "
    live is less than $5 a month........ i am sure you are aesthetically pleasing enough to whore your self out for $4 something a month. If not, just visit a retirement community and try and shack up with some senile old women. Tell them your mat lock, and that you can give them affordable medical coverage for just pennies a day
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    #14  Edited By The_A_Drain
    @Th3_James said:
    "@The_A_Drain said:
    " Ahh fuck you. I actually thought this was something legit and I was hoping I could get free online play by subjecting myself to ads so i'd no longer have to pay to get online achievements.Fuck you good sir, fuck you very much. "
    live is less than $5 a month........ i am sure you are aesthetically pleasing enough to whore your self out for $4 something a month. If not, just visit a retirement community and try and shack up with some senile old women. Tell them your mat lock, and that you can give them affordable medical coverage for just pennies a day"

    It's not about the cost dipshit, it's about the fact I rarely ever use it and don't really want it. But do want achievements.
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    #15  Edited By oldschool

    The very thought of me nude is enough to make me scared, let alone anyone else having to see it  x(

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    #16  Edited By Red12b
    @oldschool:
    Hahahaha Classy
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    #17  Edited By willin

    Well if this is the case Microsoft owes me about 8 months of gold membership. :D

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    #18  Edited By oldschool
    @Red12b said:
    " @oldschool: Hahahaha Classy "
    These days, it is more "arsey" than "classy" - sad but horribly true  xD
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    #19  Edited By ThomasP

    We need more people like you in the White House.

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    #20  Edited By oldschool
    @ThomasP said:
    " We need more people like you in the White House. "
    Bill Clinton probably already did something much the same.

    I miss Bill.  Hillary just won't do.
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    #21  Edited By PureRok

    I failed to find the humor here. All I found was a post full of retarded.

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    #22  Edited By Ferginator4k

    Some would call this idea sick, truth is their just not capable of handling the truth- This is the Future.

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    #23  Edited By Th3_James
    @The_A_Drain said:
    " @Th3_James said:
    "@The_A_Drain said:
    " Ahh fuck you. I actually thought this was something legit and I was hoping I could get free online play by subjecting myself to ads so i'd no longer have to pay to get online achievements.Fuck you good sir, fuck you very much. "
    live is less than $5 a month........ i am sure you are aesthetically pleasing enough to whore your self out for $4 something a month. If not, just visit a retirement community and try and shack up with some senile old women. Tell them your mat lock, and that you can give them affordable medical coverage for just pennies a day"
    It's not about the cost dipshit, it's about the fact I rarely ever use it and don't really want it. But do want achievements. "
    u dont need to pay for a gold membership to earn acheivments, soooo what are you trying to say?
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    #24  Edited By The_A_Drain
    @Th3_James:

    I'm sorry Mr. Intentionally Dense, but I think it's pretty obvious i'm talking about Multiplayer achievements.
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    #25  Edited By penguindust

    I'm not waiting for this idea to take off, I'm getting naked right now!  Someone get me some Cool Ranch.

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    #26  Edited By Happy
    @PenguinDust: I think this is more of a Tacos at Midnight situation. Maybe Hot Wings/Blue Cheese if you want to be a little classier about it.
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    #27  Edited By Scooper

    No Caption Provided

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    #28  Edited By cspiffo

    saaaaaawweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!  Should I sit cross legged or as I usually do, with my...just hangin' out.

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    #29  Edited By penguindust

    This game needs to be free for everyone who signs up.

    hummmmmmm...
    hummmmmmm...
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    #30  Edited By Th3_James
    @The_A_Drain said:
    " @Th3_James: I'm sorry Mr. Intentionally Dense, but I think it's pretty obvious i'm talking about Multiplayer achievements. "
    If you care about online achievements then you should just stop bitching and suck it up. MS can dictate prices for their own services, and who the fuck really cares about unlocking achievements?  u said you u never use it and you dont want it...... so wtf
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    #31  Edited By The_A_Drain
    @Th3_James:

    There's obviously a ton of people who care about achievements, or we wouldn't have about 10 different dedicated websites, and a huge amount of achievement related functionality on other sites.

    It's not unheard of for someone who likes achievements to not like multiplayer. As for 'sucking it up' what do you think i'm doing by paying the damn fee, asshole, i'm still allowed to complain about it though.
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    #32  Edited By Otacon

    lol wonder how many would take this up if it were put into effect.

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    #33  Edited By Vinchenzo

    The first few lines I honestly thought this was real. Then the vision camera came up...

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    #34  Edited By lemon360

    funny

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    #35  Edited By regularassmilk
    @Atlas said:
    " The best idea in the history of ideas. "
    in the history of the world.
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    #36  Edited By mordukai
    @Th3_James: ROFL.
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    #37  Edited By Th3_James
    @The_A_Drain said:
    " @Th3_James: There's obviously a ton of people who care about achievements, or we wouldn't have about 10 different dedicated websites, and a huge amount of achievement related functionality on other sites.It's not unheard of for someone who likes achievements to not like multiplayer. As for 'sucking it up' what do you think i'm doing by paying the damn fee, asshole, i'm still allowed to complain about it though. "
    It's not nice to call someone an asshole, and your acting like MS is kicking alot of sand in your vagina. It's not that much $$, so just wash that sand out an go play nice
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    #38  Edited By The_A_Drain
    @Th3_James:

    Hey, you think people don't care about achievements, I think $5 is a lot of money for something I don't want. I called you an asshole because assholes seem to think their opinion bares more relevance than anyone elses and by acting in a derogatory manner towards achievements and dismissing $5 as 'nothing', you qualify.

    Some months it's worth it, others it's not, so what I don't enjoy paying for multiplayer? Fuck, ain't no sand involved.
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    #39  Edited By Th3_James

    well if you are on a beach, there is usually sand involved. But neither of us is currently on a beach so sand should not be an issue

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    #40  Edited By The_A_Drain
    @Th3_James said:
    "well if you are on a beach, there is usually sand involved. But neither of us is currently on a beach so sand should not be an issue"

    I want to be on a nice sunny beach lol, but yeah, sadly, there is no sand within miles of me. Except the sand that comes in bags for building at the builders merchant down the road.
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    #41  Edited By Th3_James

    whenever i hear something about merchants i always picture middle eastern town, and i don't know why, but i always feel like when i see like some shit with markets in some sandy place.

    like when assassins creed came out i was like. mmmmm that looks nice

    cept for sand in ur ass

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    #42  Edited By Lind_L_Taylor

    Motherfucking Necessity is the Mother of Invention.

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    #43  Edited By The_A_Drain

    I want a magic carpet.

    Wait... is that racist? That I would expect a person in a market like that to stock magic carpets.

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    #44  Edited By CL60
    @The_A_Drain said:
    "I think $5 is a lot of money for something I don't want."
    So there you go..suck it up buttercup.
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    #45  Edited By Th3_James
    @Carlos1408 said:
    "

    Penis

    "
    Valid point Carlos!

    very insightful
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    #46  Edited By metal_mills

    I'm naked right now, give me xbox live!

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    #47  Edited By Civraz

    This here is an idea for a better economy, better global stabilization, and world peace.

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    #48  Edited By Th3_James
    @Dogbert47 said:
    "

    This here is an idea for a better economy, better global stabilization, and world peace.

    "
    Stimulates the economy and the genitals of creepers. Also if a certain User is in the top 10  all time views, and subscribers WE COULD GET COMPANIES TO PAY FOR ADD SPACE.

    Like when they watch the live stream it should be like " When billy here has a long night shift of playing xbox for 8 hours straight, his sweaty ass gets stuck to the leather. You don't want that upholstery to get ruined after a few hot and steaming hours of 1 vs 100 do you?

    then u should use the ass sweat stain and drain remover, then the user is prompted to get up and clean his ass marks off the couch. Then turn to the camera and say some lil advert.
    Then some voice should go "Hey billy! how do you maintain your manly  physic and still have energy to game naked hours on end? then he just drinks some random energy drink, and flops back onto the couch.

    Then put on an NVIDIA, or ATI hat with like some a little bit of text like " To render graphics this intense, you need the best! ATI plug



    seriously, this could be the next youtube in terms of ads. Also local buisnesses can buy add space on there ass and back!!!!!!!!!!
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    #49  Edited By herreno
    @THAfara0 said:
    " They should do this for the Wii. "
    Wait.

    What?


    O.O
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    #50  Edited By alsnuts2

    I already game nude but I will be dammed if I buy that stupid camera

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