Hide your children, there's a free trial.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/124078-Streaming-Porn-Service-Coming-to-Next-Xbox

SugarDVD starts at $7.95 for unlimited streaming service and also offers options for DVD rentals through the mail and "Pay-Per-Minute" viewing - because hey, who watches these things for more than a few minutes at a time, am I right? There's even a free trial, for those who aren't 100 percent clear about what's on offer here.

I dunno who would pay for that when there are a number of free porn streaming sites that you could just open in the Explorer window ON the XBO but hey choice is never a bad thing I guess.

Cue rampant sexism in videogames discussion

Real strange that Mictosoft would allow this. Like they need any more deprecating jokes in Late Night monologues.

According to the article, it's been available on all the current consoles for awhile. Weird that it's not an advertised feature (sarcasm).

I agree.

YES!

@oldenglishc: That makes more sense, I guess? I haven't checked the article myself, but what they probably mean is that it isn't coming to PS4?

I'm on my phone and those megabytes ain't free, sooo.

Time to cancel my PS4 preorder and put it on the XBoner.

Well, I guess I know what's for dinner tonight!

Steak! My wife just told me! Anyways, what's going on in here?

I am ok with this.

Nope, just that they announced that they will be coming to XOne. Probably PS4, 5, 6, and everything they can. They're apparently already on Roku, Boxee, PS3, 360, Google TV, iPad, iPhone, Android, Pc, Mac, and the fucking WiiU!!!

Man, it's a great time to be alive.

The more things I can watch porn on, the happier I am.

Fixed that for you. And I agree.

My guess? For the quality of paid streams. Porn is only half as good, if you can't see every pore in glorious 1080p.

Watching porn on a TV just sounds clunky. I do so much skipping anyway.

I can't justify $8/month for the 1-2 minutes a day I would use it.

motion controls! just imagine the possibilities...

lol

Gonna watch some XBoning on my XBone.

(I'm just using my daily bad pun allocation. Move along.)

It's hard to imagine the sad, sad individual that actually pays for porn. Now, a Pornhub app? I could get behind that.

Jesus.

you have to pay extra for jesus, his videos are premium

The PlayStation Eye comes with a subscription to MFC and 1000 tokens.

Does it tile? You need at least 4 windows - three streams and more for thumbnails. I don't think this service is woman enough for me. I've got an excellent one handed xbox pad browser setup for Firefox that lets you change tabs and everything. I think I should be a consultant on this.

People pay for porn? What kind of demographic are they aiming at here? Only people who are computer illiterate pay for pron dvds and magazines. I can't see any of them getting an Xbone.

Only if Kinect Watches

Well, porn made Blu-Ray. Is Microsoft hoping porn can make the Nextbox?

I was going to make a joke about how this could be the killer app for Kinect....

Brings a whole new meaning to the term Xboner.

"Guys! If you didn't think we were sorry enough for the online checks and Kinect requirements, here's a free trial for porn! PORN, DUDES, PLEASE BUY OUR FUCKING CONSOLE!"

Also now the "XBone" abbreviaton now makes way, way more sense.

EDIT: Apparently this is already available on a whole bunch of other platforms, PS3 and 360 included. So... nevermind. You've already got porn on current gen consoles.

Must be in other regions besides North America because I just searched the PSN store for giggles to see if it was there and it is in fact not there.

Killer fap is more like it....

Searching for porn with the kinect voice command will be fun.

I would recommend not multitasking if this app is being used. No need to expose yourself to your skype contacts. Unless that's your thing.

Debate settled: Xbone it is.

The Return of the Sexbox

Watching porn on Xbox while Kinect watches you watching porn. What the hell is happening?

They're just giving you absolutely no reason to ever leave the house now.

and this is just only #1reasonwhy the Xbone is gonna win this generation

@vuud: It's the new circle of life.

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