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    Yakuza 3

    Game » consists of 8 releases. Released Feb 26, 2009

    Sega's Yakuza series moves to the PlayStation 3 for its third installment, bringing all the comically brutal beat-em-up gameplay, Japanese RPG storytelling and various mini-games with it.

    The random encounters dialog makes the damn game

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    Chop

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    #1  Edited By Chop

    Every time some random, fat guy runs up to me and tells me he's gonna beat my face in because i'm not bowing, I loose my shit. 

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    #2  Edited By carlthenimrod

    Yea, it is pretty hilarious in a terrible kind of way. But by the end of the game I was hauling ass to try and avoid as much combat as possible. Seriously, there are groups of thugs who want to beat up large imposing karate men on every other street corner in Tokyo.
     
    And, oh my god, that fucking golf game. Jesus.

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    #3  Edited By yakov456

    Later on in the game I got the quiet shoes to help me avoid the combat. It really gets tedious, especially because there really is no challenge in the fights. I do love the fat guy though wearing the Bill Cosby Christmas sweater.

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    #4  Edited By SethPhotopoulos

    I loved that in the first game too.  So amazing.

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    #5  Edited By shirogane

    Yeah, those guys. The funniest parts is when they mention hostess bars, almost like they're just rubbing it in. 
     
    It's funny how they seem to pick the most imposing built up guy to harass.
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    #6  Edited By SaucySala

    "AND BY GIVE ME RESPECT, I MEAN GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY" 
     
    "WHATS WRONG WITH THAT STUPID FUCKING LOOK ON YOUR FACE" 
     
    "I'M BORED, LETS FIGHT" 
     
    These are all paraphrased, one day I'll actually write them down.

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    #7  Edited By Olivaw

    I never got tired of finding new and creative ways to show these impossibly stupid men the error of their ways.
     
    My favorite activities were usually car or railing related!

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    #8  Edited By mutha3
    @SaucySala: I'm pretty damn sure those are direct quotes. soooo....good job!
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    #9  Edited By vidiot
    "Hey! Show some respect!" 

    "You guy's don't learn do you. 
    Alright. This is how it's going to go down: I'm going to curb-stomp you. Not just curb-stomp you, I'm going to curb stomp your face, and then jump back on it a second or third time, probably ending with my elbow being logged in your stomach. 
    That other guy, yeah him, that loser in the hoodie and the black shades. I'm going swing him around like a fucking spinning top. 
    The other fat dude? Yeah, I'm kicking him through that window, then taking him inside the store and ramming his face against that wall. 
    That last guy? I'm debating between crushing his skull in with a bicycle, or crushing he skull on the back of this car. 
    The whole thing is going to be like kung-fu meet's jackass. You will all need to go to the hospital after this. You will all have severe injuries." 

    "Hey! Show some respect! Now you're going to get it!" 

    "Really? Because I just did all of this to the guys down the street a few seconds ago and..." 

    "Fuck you!" 

    "...If I had a nickle for every time I said 'I told you so'...."
     
    Yakuza 3. It's kinda like that. 
    By "that", I mean: "A never ending cavalcade of continual awesomeness".
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    #10  Edited By WatanabeKazuma

    Huh?! 
     
    The noise that struck fear in my heart towards the end of the game, they must have known a guy in a white suit criss-crossing across streets means business? 
     
    So many fights.

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