The random encounters dialog makes the damn game

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#1 Posted by Chop (2013 posts) -

Every time some random, fat guy runs up to me and tells me he's gonna beat my face in because i'm not bowing, I loose my shit. 

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#2 Posted by carlthenimrod (1616 posts) -

Yea, it is pretty hilarious in a terrible kind of way. But by the end of the game I was hauling ass to try and avoid as much combat as possible. Seriously, there are groups of thugs who want to beat up large imposing karate men on every other street corner in Tokyo.
And, oh my god, that fucking golf game. Jesus.

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#3 Posted by yakov456 (2021 posts) -

Later on in the game I got the quiet shoes to help me avoid the combat. It really gets tedious, especially because there really is no challenge in the fights. I do love the fat guy though wearing the Bill Cosby Christmas sweater.

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#4 Posted by SethPhotopoulos (5777 posts) -

I loved that in the first game too.  So amazing.

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#5 Posted by Shirogane (3629 posts) -

Yeah, those guys. The funniest parts is when they mention hostess bars, almost like they're just rubbing it in. 
It's funny how they seem to pick the most imposing built up guy to harass.
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#6 Posted by SaucySala (375 posts) -

These are all paraphrased, one day I'll actually write them down.

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#7 Posted by Olivaw (1286 posts) -

I never got tired of finding new and creative ways to show these impossibly stupid men the error of their ways.
My favorite activities were usually car or railing related!

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#8 Posted by mutha3 (5050 posts) -
@SaucySala: I'm pretty damn sure those are direct quotes. soooo....good job!
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#9 Edited by vidiot (2891 posts) -
"Hey! Show some respect!" 

"You guy's don't learn do you. 
Alright. This is how it's going to go down: I'm going to curb-stomp you. Not just curb-stomp you, I'm going to curb stomp your face, and then jump back on it a second or third time, probably ending with my elbow being logged in your stomach
That other guy, yeah him, that loser in the hoodie and the black shades. I'm going swing him around like a fucking spinning top. 
The other fat dude? Yeah, I'm kicking him through that window, then taking him inside the store and ramming his face against that wall. 
That last guy? I'm debating between crushing his skull in with a bicycle, or crushing he skull on the back of this car. 
The whole thing is going to be like kung-fu meet's jackass. You will all need to go to the hospital after this. You will all have severe injuries." 

"Hey! Show some respect! Now you're going to get it!" 

"Really? Because I just did all of this to the guys down the street a few seconds ago and..." 

"Fuck you!" 

"...If I had a nickle for every time I said 'I told you so'...."
Yakuza 3. It's kinda like that. 
By "that", I mean: "A never ending cavalcade of continual awesomeness".
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#10 Posted by WatanabeKazuma (1006 posts) -

The noise that struck fear in my heart towards the end of the game, they must have known a guy in a white suit criss-crossing across streets means business? 
So many fights.

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