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Here is why it should be called Daikagrubba and not Grubbkatana. Daikagrubba SUCKS. It feels bad to say. This is BLIGHT CLUB! You already have a good name for the show, the sub-names should all suck like the games.

Deck should read "Jeff Romero's about to you his MITCH!"

I counter the argument that "the name should suck" by looking back just one series to SuperDan 64.

That magazine ad wasn't lying.

It's John Romero's business card, made entirely of metal. I've never met him--my art director gave me this when we were cleaning out our desks after a company closure, so it's probably from before 2012.

This game is like if Turok fell down the stairs

Jeff missed the most annoying melee weapon i've ever encountered in a game. Some kind of (chainsaw?) that attaches to your mit and makes the same looping chainsaw sound over and over again for as long as you have it equipped.

Wild to me that Dan has played fewer games than Mike and Jeff. Lol.

Mitch's revenge was incredible

Mike yelling "Suck it down!" is too goddamn funny!