MissAshley

Since Mike brought up the game last time, I have a hankering to see Dan play through Mega Man X7. Between it's badness and dumb anime bullshit, it would be an instant classic. Even better: Bring in Mary to heckle him the whole way through. She deserves retribution!

Dan and Mike bonding over Launchpad is so wholesome.

I can't believe I got a small pop out of seeing a 25-year-old screensaver.

Mike yelling "Suck it down!" is too goddamn funny!

Dan, there's certainly a better way to become a genetic freak than to consume gallons of forever chemicals.

Well, has Superman ever tried to arrest Darkseid before? If he's tried everything else, and he keeps coming back, maybe it's time to call the popo.

If Giant Bomb somehow pivoted to become a retro game speedrunning collective, I think I'd be okay with that.

*wind noise*. . .*wind noise*. . .

That intro is amazing!

The facts that Mike still contributes to Giant Bomb and Blight Club's still going mean things are okay, but I still gotta say: This got really uncomfortable at parts. I hope that after this, Dan got a long talking-to about recognizing Mike's boundaries.