I want to part of the future of the past too! Posting here so I can see past-self in the future (probably in a years time when this gets necro-ed again).

Or if the mods are awake, maybe this is just me in before the lock?

inb4erthelock B)

>That feel when you enter a thread that claims to have a female version of Jeff Gerstman and the video doesn't work and no ones posted it in the more recent set of comments so you can't see what everyone was talking about.

@neonie said:

I saw it a couple of years ago.

It was... disturbing. You really don't need the nightmares.

Jeff's 30-something. She's like 16-something. She lives in Las Vegas. Smirking CES-Jeff is like 16 years old. Snuck into the porn convention next door. All frisky and smirking, gets it on with one mother of female Jeff. 9 months later. Female Jeff is born. 16 years later, we all see the video. A bunch of years after that is today, where-in the only proof that Jeff has a secret CES-lovechild has been purged off the internet... apparently.

The math adds up. All we need is proof! Who'll crack this case?

I'll take your word on it I guess. Not that I have much of a choice lol :P

After seeing her YouTube profile name on a screenshot from a view pages back I tried to hunt down the video to no avail, turns out she's a Giant Bomb member.

I've been a member of this site since the very beginning, so how the hell did I miss this gem of a thread?

She must have had something terrible happen to have to deleted all her videos. I'm guessing the internet broke another one.

Maybe if you guys weren't creepy stalkers then the internet would be a better place.

i love this

So, uh......


Where's that video?

Just so you know, she actually joined GB as a result of this thread and posted in this thread. She thought it was pretty funny, if I remember correctly.

This is the only thread that should be regularly necro'd.

Shame that the video got took down; she seemed like a good sport about it earlier in the thread. Oh well.

I went to school with mine. I never spoke to her, though.

@rhombus_of_terror said:

After seeing her YouTube profile name on a screenshot from a view pages back I tried to hunt down the video to no avail, turns out she's a Giant Bomb member.

Featured video is algorithmic gold.

Please try not to resurrect incredibly old threads. Locking this one so it doesn't pop up in another 4 months.

Some topics are classics and should never be forgotten, even if they're really dumb. Maybe especially if they're really dumb.

@mb: watched thread getting unlocked in real time... but for a fantastic cause

This website is pretty great.

I think with legendary threads like these and all the stuff Jeff said about how the sites turning into them just being able to do dumb stuff the site should undergo a name change -

This thread is eternal and will live on long after we're gone.

At least we left a legacy!

One of the classic Gb threads I love seeing resurface every few months.

How have we not found or made a female version of Dan Ryckert yet?

We are failing in our duty as members!

@corruptedevil: *salutes*

I am so saddened that her youtube channel is no longer a thing. Dammit.