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Mikey Neumann's Top 10 Games of 2012

Gearbox Software's Chief Creative Champion lays out his top games of 2012, which, unlike his title, are not imaginary.

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Mikey Neumann is the Chief Creative "Champion" of Gearbox Software which is a fancy-talk way of saying he writes games, makes trailers, and forces dubstep onto the population at large. He has been at the company since 2001 and has worked on many titles including writing all of the Brothers in Arms series, the first Borderlands, and Aliens: Colonial Marines. He also writes comics books and novels which include a Borderlands comic and the first issue just hit shelves. If you want to check out his novels, go over to http://bozpublishing.com/ and start reading online or purchase anything to go for under a buck.

Onto my TOP 10! (Which are in this particular order.)

10. Diablo III

I don't know how this couldn't made it onto my list. We all love Diablo and we got a polished update worthy of the name. I played this for weeks and couldn't resist making a new character and a new build and jumping back into the fray.

9. Call of Duty: Black Ops II

I am terrible at multiplayer in Call of Duty; simply awful. There's nothing more demoralizing than getting epithets hurled at you in whatever homophobic or racially driven flavor preteens are into this week. But Treyarch's games have bots! I can fight bots and actually get kill streaks! That shit is fun.

8. You Have to Win the Game

An indie throwback to the real old-school: CGA graphics, or at least, complex 3D work disguised to look like CGA graphics! Kyle Pittman made this brutal, nostalgic beast and if you haven't checked it out, you should! http://www.piratehearts.com/blog/games/you-have-to-win-the-game/

7. Worms Revolution

I love Worms. I've loved Worms since the first game. I'd stay up with my best friend and play that game all night. In this version, they finally made the switch to a 3D engine, while keeping the gameplay old school. This game got pretty overlooked, but you should check it out. It's legit.

6. Need for Speed: Most Wanted

Criterion is back, baby! It might be under a different name, and we won't get back to the sheer audacious joy of ramming 18-wheelers full of logs into oncoming traffic to score points like in Burnout 2, but I'll take what I can get.

5. Journey

What a great piece of interactive art. If you aren't stunned by the experience you have old spinach where your heart should be, like Ryan Davis.

4. Halo 4

Very little has not been said about this behemoth and 343's taking of the torch. So, uh, those little dudes that run around all goofy and are still great fun to bash in the head--I bet that they can't even sit in a chair, they're shaped like turnips. Little hobbling grenade turnips.

3. Sid Meier's Civilization V: Gods and Kings

Yes! Any excuse to get Civ V back on the list! I can never shut up about this game because it's the best, and tiny insult hurling children-people just don't have the stomach for uber-defensive turtle-Gandhi culture victory! The expansion added an amazing amount of depth to the experience so I'll be playing this for many more years to come.

2. The Walking Dead

How can you make a list and not mention this gut-wrenching adventure game that proved how amazing episodic gaming could be? Telltale really hit this one out of the park and assembled a great group of writers to pull it off.

1. XCOM: Enemy Unknown

Yeah, I put Firaxis on here twice, right at the top. I want their man-babies. It's the depth of this game that kept me coming back. What a perfect update to the PC classics. Name all your characters after you friends and feel like a terrible person when you get them killed with a bone-headed error in judgment.

(I didn't put Borderlands 2 on here because I think that would have been weird. But I love it and play it all the time--you should too!)

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@Phatmac said:

I thought Gods and Kings was an expansion pack or is it DLC? Is it a game? Decent list otherwise.

Is there much of a difference nowadays

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Also, every writer makes typos, but not every outlet lets them get through. When I write thousand word long blog posts I don't really care if there are a few typos cause it's bound to happen and I'm not writing it for a professional publication. However, when Giant Bomb consistently lets Patrick's articles get through with typos, and it even bleeds into here, it's kind of sad.

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This list is bogus. 99% of the time he's playing Borderlands 2.

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Edited By zombie2011

The grunts do look weird in Halo 4. Cool list like how Worms Revolution made in on there it's really fun, that and Awesomenauts have been my most played games this year.

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Hum, yes, the atmosphere here is familiar. It's . . Game Of The Year.

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XCOM is my #1 as well.

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LET THE GOTY BEGIN.

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Right outta the gate, disagree with Diablo 3.

Worthy of the name my arse.

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Your top 3 saved you. The rest of that list was horrible.

OH NOOOOOO PEOPLE THINKING FOR THEMSELVESSSSS :((((((((
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@chocolaterhinovampire: Wasn't directed at you my dear friend, nor was I acting "holier-than-thou". Just amused by the internet. That is all.

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@DoctorWelch said:

Also, every writer makes typos, but not every outlet lets them get through. When I write thousand word long blog posts I don't really care if there are a few typos cause it's bound to happen and I'm not writing it for a professional publication. However, when Giant Bomb consistently lets Patrick's articles get through with typos, and it even bleeds into here, it's kind of sad.

It literally takes a single read through, which is why I don't understand it either.

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@CaLe said:

@DoctorWelch said:

Also, every writer makes typos, but not every outlet lets them get through. When I write thousand word long blog posts I don't really care if there are a few typos cause it's bound to happen and I'm not writing it for a professional publication. However, when Giant Bomb consistently lets Patrick's articles get through with typos, and it even bleeds into here, it's kind of sad.

It literally takes a single read through, which is why I don't understand it either.

This

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Guess Ryan's wiki page needs to updated to reflect this new intel about his spinachy organ.

And why are people suddenly criticizing the inclusion of Diablo 3, as if it wasn't one of the most well received games across the board in years? It had maybe a week of online issues but so does every online game.

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@J12088 said:

Your top 3 saved you. The rest of that list was horrible.

go fuck yourself.

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You Have To Win The Game is pretty good, but it also makes me want to play VVVVV again. It's the same sort of game with a sweet gravity switch mechanic and an amazing soundtrack to boot.

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Edited By posttimeskipsam

Wait, Gods and Kings came out this year...time to edit my list.

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@chocolaterhinovampire

@CaLe said:

@DoctorWelch said:

Also, every writer makes typos, but not every outlet lets them get through. When I write thousand word long blog posts I don't really care if there are a few typos cause it's bound to happen and I'm not writing it for a professional publication. However, when Giant Bomb consistently lets Patrick's articles get through with typos, and it even bleeds into here, it's kind of sad.

It literally takes a single read through, which is why I don't understand it either.

This

I have to imagine that Mikey was just doing this as a favor to the site. In my opinion, the onus is on the GB crew to proof it.
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Nice to see Journey popping up on a list already. JOURNEY FTW.

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@chocolaterhinovampire said:

I wasn't bitching about his list....just his inability to edit or use words properly.

To be fair, fixing grammatical and usage errors is really the job of an editor. Neumann clearly knows how to conjugate English verbs and I bet he knows the difference between epitaphs and epithets. In normal press outlets, writers, especially those who aren't on staff, are not responsible for finding these small mistakes, it's the role of the (name-appropriate) editor. I don't really get why you're saying the guy's a bad writer for making minor errors; it's really the staff's problem.

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Yes, I think I will check out You Have to Win the Game...

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10. Diablo III
I don't know how this couldn't made it onto my list. We all love Diablo and we got a polished update worthy of the name. I played this for weeks and couldn't resist making a new character and a new build and jumping back into the fray.

I think you misspelled Torchlight 2.

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Stephen Fry shuttin' down the grammar Nazis.

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I get a feeling that Journey is going to be the only game I actually played this year that will show up on most lists.

Also, just remember that if your list offends half of the commenters, you're seriously doing a good job. No really, these guys get upset whenever the obvious perfect 10 don't make it on and I love every second of it.

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Ryan is Popeye, confirmed.

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-RIPPED JEANS-

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I love how riled up and angry people get over these completely unimportant lists of favorites.

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@chocolaterhinovampire said:

I wasn't bitching about his list....just his inability to edit or use words properly.

Maybe it's because he is a game developer and not a writer, man people are arseholes. It's just his favourite games he player no point getting butthurt over it.

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Hey hey, nice first list, keep them coming GB!

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I really feel like playing Gods and Kings right about now. Solid list.

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@chocolaterhinovampire said:

I wasn't bitching about his list....just his inability to edit or use words properly.

Maybe it's because he is a game developer and not a writer, man people are arseholes. It's just his favourite games he player no point getting butthurt over it.

Actually, according to this he is a writer :)

Not that I care about mistakes, just thought that was funny.
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@Bourbon_Warrior said:

@chocolaterhinovampire said:

I wasn't bitching about his list....just his inability to edit or use words properly.

Maybe it's because he is a game developer and not a writer, man people are arseholes. It's just his favourite games he player no point getting butthurt over it.

People are assholes, but this guy is a writer, not a developer. Read the bio up top.

That being said, it's still the GB guy's job to proof read this stuff before it goes live so the typos should be on them to sort out.

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This guys list is pretty awesome...no wonder he works at Gearbox!

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@Andorski: I want to give you a huge +1 or thumbs up.

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It's good to see The Walking Dead getting some love, that game was epic!

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If you have NFS: Most Wanted on your top 10 list and not Forza Horizons..... i just don't know what to say.

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@bigsmoke77 said:

If you have NFS: Most Wanted on your top 10 list and not Forza Horizons..... i just don't know what to say.

Maybe he didn't play it?

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@bigsmoke77 said:

If you have NFS: Most Wanted on your top 10 list and not Forza Horizons..... i just don't know what to say.

They're not really comparable games, I prefer NFS and Criterion anything to how Forza plays.

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@bigsmoke77 said:

If you have NFS: Most Wanted on your top 10 list and not Forza Horizons..... i just don't know what to say.

The two games are good at different things.

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@ColumnBreaker: Have you played Horizons because its not a normal Forza game and accomplished a lot of new and interesting things while Most Wanted flopped on its "new" ideas.

@mrpandaman: Most likely, these Top 10s need to be taking with a grain of salt because there from the type of people that don't have all the time in the world to play video games, i will not be surprised to see NFS on a lot of lists this year.

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I played "You Have to Win the Game" because of this list. Got 100%. It's got a nice calming, puzzling (death heavy) element that is like VVVVVV (VV?V?) in many ways. For free, it's a good 2 hours.

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Good list, now I need to go play X-com

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@bigsmoke77 said:

If you have NFS: Most Wanted on your top 10 list and not Forza Horizons..... i just don't know what to say.

This post is hilarious. The games aren't similar at all. Horizon is mega boring IMO.

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"(I didn't put Borderlands 2 on here because I think that would have been weird. But I love it and play it all the time--you should too!)" well, you totally did put it in your list. also your hat is dumb

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I may not agree with some of it but it feels like it was from the gut and less like the list of a critic. I can respect that.

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Dangerously close to opening Civ V again. That game is seriously awesome.

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mikey is awesome, GB should get Anthony Burch to do a list next year.