Why is it that 'mature' moments in games are often quite the opposite? The way the characters interact with one another in these ADULT MOMENTS reminds me of an erotic story written by a 14 year old boy. No one is ever naked unless they're a warrior having cheap sex with a party member/nameless whore. The only way they can mention the names of body parts or any kind of 'mature act' is if they YELL them as punchline of juvenile jokes.
Usually, I can ignore it, because these moments are so infrequent. Unfortunantly, within an hour of starting this game, I've had a one night stand with a chick, ten people have ribbed me about it, and even my mom commented on how much I love TO BLOW MY LOAD IN VAGINAS (or something like that). What the fuck is this, seriously? When the dude wrote that, did he giggle to himself like an eighth grader sitting in the back of the room, or did he proudly proclaim, "I HAVE CREATED A MASTERPIECE THAT ALL ADULTS CAN ENJOY!"?

Well I hacen't played the game so I can't really tell, but does it really says that blow my load in vaginas thing? :|

" Well I hacen't played the game so I can't really tell, but does it really says that blow my load in vaginas thing? :| "

Mom: You need more outlets.

Ezio: I have plenty of outlets!

Mom: I meant besides vaginas.

" Why is it that 'mature' moments in games are often quite the opposite? The way the characters interact with one another in these ADULT MOMENTS reminds me of an erotic story written by a 14 year old boy. "

My wife watches Lifetime and that kind of writing is all over it. Wait to you see the guards and the prostitutes together. Teehee

" @clubsandwich: "

Mom: You need more outlets.

Ezio: I have plenty of outlets!

Mom: I meant besides vaginas.

 damn bro fuckin burn awww shit "

I thought that was a great line.  You need to lighten up.

" I thought that was a great line.  You need to lighten up. "

 
Um, the real line is actually a well written and mature thing to say to someone. What are you on?

Oh great- this waste of bandwidth is back on the forums :\

Fine, I'll use it the next time I want to impress a hot chick.

Girl sits next to me in class: Damn, my laptop is about to die. Hey, next to your desk, is there an outlet?
Me: Besides vaginas?

It's a shame that 'mature' games are defined by their violence and general crudeness, but that's the way it is. It's more a problem with the way the word is used. It doesn't make the games less fun generally, and sometimes works in their favour.
 
There are still mature games to be found though which is nice.

" Fine, I'll use it the next time I want to impress a hot chick. Girl sits next to me in class: Damn, my laptop is about to die. Hey, next to your desk, is there an outlet? Me: Besides vaginas? "

" Fine, I'll use it the next time I want to impress a hot chick. Girl sits next to me in class: Damn, my laptop is about to die. Hey, next to your desk, is there an outlet? Me: Besides vaginas? "

" Fine, I'll use it the next time I want to impress a hot chick. Girl sits next to me in class: Damn, my laptop is about to die. Hey, next to your desk, is there an outlet? Me: Besides vaginas? "

The fact that your title has the word "gamerz" in it makes your complaints about maturity invalid.

" The fact that your title has the word "gamerz" in it makes your complaints about maturity invalid. "

" Fine, I'll use it the next time I want to impress a hot chick. Girl sits next to me in class: Damn, my laptop is about to die. Hey, next to your desk, is there an outlet? Me: Besides vaginas? "

" Fine, I'll use it the next time I want to impress a hot chick. Girl sits next to me in class: Damn, my laptop is about to die. Hey, next to your desk, is there an outlet? Me: Besides vaginas? "

JOKES ABOUT SEX?  HOW IMMATURE AND STUPID.  I LIKE ALL MY JOKES WHOLESOME AND SEX-FREE.

" @MC_Izawa said:

" Why is it that 'mature' moments in games are often quite the opposite? The way the characters interact with one another in these ADULT MOMENTS reminds me of an erotic story written by a 14 year old boy. "

Because the main audience for "mature" games are 14 year olds. If you like intelligent writing, then video games are the wrong medium for you. Games that feature a script that is not deeply insulting to any thinking gamer are still far and few in between. "

" JOKES ABOUT SEX?  HOW IMMATURE AND STUPID.  I LIKE ALL MY JOKES WHOLESOME AND SEX-FREE. "

The whole "I mean besides VAGINAS!" line was really strange. Especially for a game that is otherwise really well written and voice acted.