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1. Ranch dressing should only be used on salads.2. Pizza is not salad.∴ Ranch dressing should not be used on pizzas.Your taste is logically invalid.

19:52 - More proof that knife wins.Also . . . did the just break the game?

@mellotronrules: On the subject of weapons and combat in general, I think there are a few solvable issues.First, there are just too damn many weapons. I am not very far into the game (unfogged maybe ...

I have not finished the game yet, so I have avoided spoilers, but so far my impression is this:There's a lot to like - the graphics are gorgeous, the voice acting is top notch, and where I am in the ...

Finished Elden Ring, so now I'm looping back to Horizon Forbidden West. It's sort of an "ehhhh" so far. It looks really nice and the story and voice acting are still compelling. Having said that, they...

I don't really see how it changes anything really. Twitter was a shitty service filled with shitty people that no one should use before the takeover. It will still be a shitty service filled with shit...

Whatever it is, I'm guessing it will involve belts. Lots and lots of belts.

@gxc said:Tim Alen is an anagram for ailment... I can only hope Bryan is safe during these timesI think I finally figured it out. "Reel Layers" is an anagram for "Arse Yellers." Makes perfect sense g...

Not necessarily specific to Elden Ring, but what I generally appreciate about From games is that, as obtuse as they can be, they generally trust that players are smart and can figure things out. One ...

Overly "smooth" movement - I really do need for my character to feel "grounded" in the world. This used to be a big issue with 60fps games for me actually, and until the new generation I kind of didn'...

Both should be an option. I mean, if I have a game that I really like, I'm going to buy it so I have it and so that I can support that dev. For example, Hades was on Gamepass, but I ended up buying it...

@ares42: My reading of Melania is that she's not really there to be defeated by like 95% of the players. Instead, she's there as the ur-boss for Souls veterans who might have found the rest of the gam...

@netherdiver said:lmao Jess' face during the butt talks.It's definitely the face of someone who's never had to have a traditional colonoscopy. Trust me, given the choice between a the normal process ...

You know what this means, right? It's time for G3 - the GiantBomb Gaming Gala. Hosted by Gerstmann, Grubb, and Gavankar.

@arjailer said:$18,000,000 divided by $450 would mean 40,000 claimants, which is about 4 times as many employees as Activision has.Not trying to say the payout is particularly great, just that the ma...

I know the show is called "Halo," so they probably feel like they needed certain series hallmarks to bring in the audience, but I honestly think they would have been better off not having Chief or th...

Recently, it's probably Deathloop. I loved the first 4-6 hours of that game and it ended up being a shoo-in for my most disappointing game not just last year, but in the prior several years. So many ...

@av_gamer said:... The crazy over use of dragons. It's clear they wanted to fill the world they created with as much stuff as they could, and they mostly did a good job, but in other areas, not so mu...

This might be . . . good? I might at least check it out for a while Like most people, I fell off of Returnal simply due to the massive time investment a single run represented. Even when you unlocked...

@ares42: I guess I would counter that:(a) They could just as easily put those items in the store at the Roundtable Hold. It might actually make the store somewhat useful, as it's sort of a vestigial "...