• TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic Cats and balconies. on the Off-Topic board

    I have a cat a few months older than yours. I don't let her outside, but we do have upstairs cable railings she used to sit on, so it's probably about the same drop. There might be a few things going ...

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  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic Rate the last movie you watched.. on the Off-Topic board

    Shape of Water. I thought it was vastly overrated after all the hype I had heard about it. It tried to be this weird Amelie/Hellboy prequel crossover with vaguely Tarantino-esque dialogue, but it did...

  • TheRealTurk posted a message on the post Quick Look: God of War.

    They should have made Kratos with a "dad bod."Just sayin'.

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic What are the 4 movies that define you? #FilmStruck4. on the Off-Topic board

    In no particular order:* The Godfather* Star Wars: A New Hope* L.A. Confidential* Seven Samurai

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic How to upgrade weapons?. on the Prey board

    As the above poster said, I think you need a neuromod upgrade to go beyond the second or third level of weapon upgrades. I can't remember if that upgrade is in the Solider or Engineer tree. But it's ...

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic Can you name every movie you’ve ever “walked out” on?. on the Off-Topic board

    @devise22 said:@sjaak: It's also kind of...odd. It's probably a cultural carry over thing from days gone by honestly, when the idea of wasting money on something so frivolous to only walk out seemed b...

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic Can you name every movie you’ve ever “walked out” on?. on the Off-Topic board

    The Thin Red Line - Worst war movie I've ever seen.I Am Sam - To quote Tropic Thunder: "never go full retard"Kingdom of Heaven - Continuing my trend of never getting through a movie with Edward Norton...

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic Mediocre games you can't help but like.. on the General Discussion board

    Two Worlds. It isn't even mediocre - it's just straight up bad. But something about the bad action-movie voice acting of the main character and the fact that you can get ridiculously overpowered by u...

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic Let's Talk About "That" Far Cry 5 Ending ( Spoiler Thread ). on the Far Cry 5 board

    @esrechtmir: @arsenic: Fair enough, although I think if the entire coherency of the plot hinges on a player listening to radio broadcasts when doing so has been mostly irrelevant to gameplay and 99% o...

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic Buying Advice: New to the Far Cry Series. on the Far Cry 5 board

    Personally, I'd go with 4. Far Cry 3 has the best villain in Vaas, but the rest of the characters are absolutely insufferable and make you immediately want to put the TV on mute. FC 4's Pagan Min is ...

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic Let's Talk About "That" Far Cry 5 Ending ( Spoiler Thread ). on the Far Cry 5 board

    Everything about the story in the game is stupid. It is the pinnacle of lazy writing. It's a meaningless choice for the sake of having a choice. But those choices don't mean anything because the game...

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic Are you enjoying this game?. on the Far Cry 5 board

    Usually I don't care so much about narrative, but Far Cry 5's story is mind-numblingly distractingly stupid. And not stupid in a "these characters are the worst" kind of way Far Cry 3 was. Stupid as i...

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic What do you want to see next out of Guerrilla Games?. on the Guerrilla Games board

    @archnite: Horizon: Red Dawn.Three words: Communist Robot Bears

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic I've bought Bloodborne (without the dlc). on the Bloodborne board

    For Micolash, the trick is to be really aggressive. He has basically zero poise, so as long as your're on him you can keep him stun-locked. Back him into a corner if you can. If he starts to cast A C...

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic Surviving Final Fantasy X-2: Episode 5 - This Game Is A Factory of Sadness. on the Final Fantasy X-2 board

    Wait . . . why are you skipping over XII? If @thatpinguino is trying to con you into thinking XIII is actually a superior game. Well . . . it might be time to admit that he doesn't have your best int...

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic 24 hr mario party party?. on the General Discussion board

    Didn't Abby murder one of her Sims doing this?Because if she hasn't, I think it would.

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic A positive thread about what you're currently playing. on the General Discussion board

    Playing Dynasty Warrior 9. It's not quite as terrible as people are saying it is. Which doesn't sound like much of a "positive," but hear me out.To be clear, this is not a very good game. But when I ...

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic What makes Ocarina of Time the best game ever?. on the The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time board

    I thought it was good, but not the GOAT. I would submit that A Link to the Past is hands-down better.Specifically I remember hating Navi at the time to the point of being strangely indignant about it ...

  • TheRealTurk posted a message in the forum topic Do you think more games should try to teach players?. on the General Discussion board

    On the balance, I have to say no. I mean, sure, that would be cool. I don't dispute games can be a powerful tool for learning - I learned more about Sekigahara history from playing Kessen than I did f...