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    Battlefield 3

    Game » consists of 15 releases. Released Oct 25, 2011

    Battlefield 3 is DICE's third numerical installment in the Battlefield franchise. It features a single player and co-operative campaign, as well as an extensive multiplayer component.

    The Controller: Battlefield 3 - Episode 1 "Boot Camp"

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    #1  Edited By ze_ro

    I just saw this and ... umm I'm not really sure how to describe what I'm going thru emotionally right now. I'd like to hear some of your thoughts, my biggest question is... why must this exist ? why now just before the game is released, it makes me think that by buying Battlefield 3, I'm part of the problem, making this kind of a horrible nightmare possible.

    Before watching, think about these words really carefully: once seen, you CAN NOT UNSEE.

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    #2  Edited By emergency

    So bad...I recommend all duders to avoid unless severly drunk.

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    #3  Edited By Gruff182

    Why... ?

    GT has some stupid shit like this too, with sports dudes or something.

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    #4  Edited By AhmadMetallic
    @emergency said:

    So bad...I recommend all duders to avoid unless severly drunk.

    thank you
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    #5  Edited By Zatoichi_Sanjuro
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    #6  Edited By DocHaus

    Please tell me this was a parody because if not oh god why.

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    #7  Edited By mfpantst

    3:20. Had to stop. The Stupidity.

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    #8  Edited By mikemcn

    I don't want to watch Live Action Videogame anything.

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    #9  Edited By wafflez

    This would have been so much better if Jeff were hosting!

    Seriously though.. stay the fuck away.

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    #10  Edited By awe_stuck

    LOL Its not bad... ?

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    #11  Edited By Chtasm

    I lost it after "3 G's."

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    #12  Edited By shiftymagician

    The 20 seconds after 3:00 mark is when I see some mad shark jumping. God awful is what it is.

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    #13  Edited By scarace360

    Omg my brain is dying and they couldnt even get anyone from GSL.

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    #14  Edited By SpartanAmbrose

    Bahahahahaha. What the fuck?!

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    #15  Edited By Masha2932

    Meh, it was just meh. How come all the girls who come on these shows are there to prove that girls can game. Of course girls can play games.

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    #16  Edited By tekmojo

    Yea steer clear this show makes 0 sense and the fact they got real world people is...well just a fraction of the cauldron of shittyness that is this show.

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    #17  Edited By white_sox

    I didn't think it was serious. Honestly, they have lost all direction...I don't even think they know what they want.

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    #19  Edited By selbie

    What that chick said at 0:22. Also 0:17 and 0:19 would add to a great mashup.

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    #20  Edited By PillClinton

    Ok, when that host dude just got straight-up shot while he was shillin' AMD crap, I laughed. Everything else is pretty gross, though.

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    #21  Edited By Dingofighter

    If only they didn't take it so seriously... 

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    #22  Edited By Seppli

    I knew this was coming for awhile now. Still wasn't prepared for how horrible I felt watching it yesterday. Why not just spend that money on a Superbowl ad or something?

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    #23  Edited By NathanStack

    MW3's "Buy soda for XP multipliers" seems downright classy compared to this.

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    #24  Edited By TobbRobb

    WHO PUT CABLE INTO MY INTERNET!

    I HATE THIS SHIT.

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    #25  Edited By CaptainObvious

    KEEP HUMPIN' LEROY

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    #26  Edited By Bollard
    I am not a gamer. I have a life, and I enjoy it.

    What a lineeeee.

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    #27  Edited By Branthog

    Amazing! Both Johnny Mosely and FreddieW!

    Who in the hell are Johnny Mosely and FreddieW?!

    Also, token "I'm totally a gamer. Like, uh... pacman is cool and stuff" girl.

    Also, "I'm a hairstylist, but I'm straight". . . . Uh-huh.

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    #28  Edited By kermoosh

    omg i should have listened, 'professional gamers', f them

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    #29  Edited By Branthog

    I wish I had a noob. I would feed him and love him and cuddle with him and call him Mr. FuzzyBuckles and we'd be together forever and ever and ever and ever.

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    #30  Edited By Dyslexicon

    @ the 2:22 mark I had to stop it. When that dude talked about continuing his unemployment to work on his abs I got sick. When the show began with that irritating standard format for reality based competitive television programs, I got sickened as well. This whole thing is a steaming piece of shit and all those pro gamers are tools. Especially Tsquared, who is full of himself, and irritating to listen to. Fuck this piece of trash.

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    #31  Edited By themangalist

    @Branthog said:

    I wish I had a noob. I would feed him and love him and cuddle with him and call him Mr. FuzzyBuckles and we'd be together forever and ever and ever and ever.

    ewwwww.

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    #32  Edited By Cloudenvy

    I couldn't stomach more than about 2 minutes of it. : (

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    #33  Edited By Jimbo

    Fucking hell.  I nearly had to take my shirt off watching that.

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    #34  Edited By big_jon

    End your lives!

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    #35  Edited By moncole

    If I was there I would yell Leeroy Jenkens

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    #36  Edited By 137

    LOL "eez all aboud de tree geez, girls, green, and jeem." it's a super shitty knock off of sony's "the tester" which the first season was actually pretty good, I wasn't too fond on watching the second season at all. 1 was good enough.

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